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Is anyone going to the parade?
Stuffing > Turkey
First time my mom, dad and I have all been in a room together in 14 years... Thats how i know i really messed up
Mom took my car for a month she ain't messin around now :'/
Including me 😁
Everybody's changing this year
Dont fux wit ogres
if you get blackout drunk and make bad decisions that's you're own fault ahaaaa
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But if a guy said "You go dude" to a guy who beat his wife for cheating it would be bad.
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Yo this nigga caused a ripple in the space time continuum
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Mark sanchez is kinda nice
First grader says a girl has cooties. All the tumblr feminists break into the class room and tell him what a misogynist pig he is.
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When u give your barber the wrong equation for your line up
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The seahawks have the potential to lose to anyone
I lowkey love the sophomores
Im the worst at carving pumpkins
412 diss track coming soon @lissa_frederick
Sweet return from Percy Harvin. Can't believe the Seahawks traded him. #Jets
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@cougarprimm that's the most ridicules thing I've heard thousands of people under the age of 16 use guns for hunting, shooting at ranges wtf
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When drake said "The square root of 69 is ATE something"
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How do you mistake Peyton Manning for Gary Payton? One TV station found a way to do it:
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