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I'm literally mdr'ing rn
If this isn't my spirit animal, then I don't know what is..…
I can't even count how many Omani geo-tags I've seen on snapchat now. lk take it easy
I feel like a 70 y/o man today. My body is going to collapse
don't you hate it when your yawn turns into a freaking garden sprinkler
Using your mind, Imagine our skin.. Joined at the hip, Joined from within. 🌱
I love that I don't adhere to a specific style of clothing. lk I wear fancy shit one day and legit trash another & it's perfect
now that I've untangled that knot I've been meaning to do for ages, I feel I can conquer anything HAHAA
Bill Murray be my grandpa blz
*Literally thanks God*
never be a passenger aboard such machines
so my sister literally threw me off board during a swift turn on the JetSki fml
why is @NICKIMINAJ mad that feeling myself didn't get nominated? no one saw it. it's a tidal exclusive.
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even though I've been here for 6 weeks 😂
I'll just try & make myself sound more sane by reducing my inability to sleep till 3am to a form of prolonged jet-lag
words cannot describe how much I detest frugality
gratz 2 me for forever fucking-up my sleeping pattern ❌⭕️
6 days left and I don't want to leave
y'all better appreciate the souvenirs
so I not only found myself lost for an hour but nearly died of a heat stroke at the souq earlier
drastic alterations to be made
"du hast einen schönen Arsch"
in my dreams i'm dying all the time
how is having Tourette's syndrome taboo¿ dafuq Nat Geo
okay so the shuffle button needs to come back into my life
Why is my family so awkward lol
Jet skiing this week yus
all I need is uuuu
in desperate need of a new TV show to binge-watch
me estoy engordando
Extreme temperatures here or there lol
I kind of wanna go back by this stage, then again the weather down-under is less than ideal
can't wait to go to the souk and get harassed by every street vendor there
pls don't invite me as an excuse to hangout with the other person lol
creepiest looking Arabic "Big-Eyes" paper cutout I found today #TimBurton
Рнат & loadэd👶🏽💵💸
I am legit going to melt... today's weather is insanely hot
Eid Mubarak from Oman y0🇴🇲9XR
adieu à ramadan in 50 mins, my body is ready
@floridakiloszz Paris 4 Pres. Nicole 4 VP. Kathy Hilton as Sec of State & the Richards sisters can serve in cabinet.
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hay dos tipos de personas en el mundo
i wish people could be as attracted to me as much as the mozzies are in this country
Eid - the one day in a year where both my Net Worth and BMI soar through the roof. #keen
remember the golden age of Paris Hilton and flip-phones?

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