Everyone add Paris Hilton on snapchat- it's literally just her walking towards every damn mirror she can find😂
just found out I'm scheduled to have two exams in two different locations all in one day.. definitely ready to kms
I've been to the library more times in the last 2 weeks than I have in the duration of my degree so far
Every shop I walked into today was playing Beyoncé & I still can't listen to her new album 😭
ok so either a thunderstorm's happening rn or I've arbitrarily become super famous and consequently being stalked by the paps..
I just want a room decked out in amulets tbh
Ughh my brain aches when extroverts get comfortable around me. So much dialogue. So much useless info. So much shit.
lk i have 0 motivation to finish this second essay.. i'm d0ne
nothing worse than having 2 essays due at the same time tbh
I'm honestly baffled by the amount people who consistently feel the need to twerk on their snapstory lk wat
needing srs downtime right about now
Someone was asking mom if she likes shisha and she said, "no but my children do". Lol what😂😂😂@floridakiloszz
I have to be up too early this morning RIPme
petit pique-nique au parc 🍃✨🍫🍭
Kylie and Chyna pulled a Kim and Amber
I literally just want a single chip rn but I'm lowkey scared I'll devour the entire pack as soon as I open it
forever blaming eduroam for all my problems
i've legit been hiding in my room all day bc this guy's been playing top 40 shit non-stop.
why is everything trying to murder me this week¿¿
legit feeling like imma ptfo in 5
Who remembers these 3 bad bitches? 😂�HZ
yes. according to my snapchat all I do is eat
surely there's got to be some 'as-seen-on-tv' product that'll allow me to eat chips w/o getting all this chicken flavouring on my fingers
Rachel Dolezal getting ready for her book signing like...
my obsession w tinned salmon has become borderline-insane
a 3 way call just happened. 0k
sitting in this boring af tute and all I can think about is getting takeout
'Discover Weekly' is legit the only reason I ever look forward to Mondays
trying to imagine a time before "crazy in love" was released. lk 4real what did clubs even play¿??
lethargy will be the death of me
happiest of birthdays to the realest O.G. ever. 🐰📽#hughhefner #playmate #90
being back in bed is SO much better than any night out could ever make me feel tbh
so how tf did I end up waking up at 13:00 ¿¿????
lately I feel as though i'm getting a little too comfortable dressing like a bum, but I legit cannot be bothered in the slightest s0 💁🏿
so "Swinburne bananas" is real
listening to M83's "Wait" on a rainy, miserable Wednesday morning is the way to go
rich people are so embarrassing
55 year old customer: "I downloaded tinder but it's not working so I need you to have a look at it. People aren't replying."
srs need to stop being hangry at such ungodly hours
ugh my Toulouse Lautrec poster keeps slipping off my walls. Blue tack's shit m8
Spotify desktop is down wtf
legit feeling like Paz de la Huerta after a night out rn
"Don't flatter yourself, I didn't want to watch your story. Snapchat did it automatically" a memoir
national anthem tbh
also I legit can't remember the last time I actually had food in my fridge