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CEO of nirotify™
I feel like we are living in a matrix blinded from reality even though, we don't have giant fucking wires plugged into our brains. #thoughts
Russell Brand on MSNBC Mocking Media: youtu.be/ADJhErmJuoQ via @YouTube Love this segment.
is it appropriate to start an essay with 'listen here u little shit'
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Sometimes I find myself thinking about the profound complexities of the universe, galaxies and then I ask myself "why do men have nipples?"
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As we get older, we start to realize that when it comes to friends, we choose quality, not quantity.
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I just carried groceries from my driveway in my boxers. #narcissistic #solipsistic
I don't think my bed wants me to leave today
People say that you’ve crossed the line, but I don’t think that there is a line, people draw the line in just after you have traversed it.
You notice I get my eyebrows done and you're a guy; it's official: you win everything in my book #subtweet
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I used to eat 6 meals a day to keep my metabolism in check. Now, I am struggling to have 3 #StoryOfMyLife
I want to compete under Men's Physique category in Mr.University. Too bad they don't have that in Canada :(
I am not sure if I am in UTSC or in Bombay
why the fuck does these faggot ass people sit next to us!!! moveee away. get the hint!
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Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale.
Most of our personal misery comes from ignoring our instincts about something then suffering for it. Enjoy your weekend!!
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One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again.
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Sometimes I dont even realize im being an asshole.
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speaking of disparity b/w rich and poor, 300 Americans hold the same wealth of 85 million poorest Americans.
I have (quite rightly) been acknowledged as the 2nd nicest person there is. After the pope. cracked.com/blog/4-people-… #justice
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Me: "Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together?!?" Friend: "Who?" Me: "My ass cheeks."
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money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security & alcoholic beverages to numb the pain & honestly what’s the difference
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people like you are the reason why we have middle fingers
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