a lot of y'all niggas would be better off if you left the rich shit for the rich people
We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name.
emojis make text msgs 4x better when it comes to expressing feelings but sadly i wont experience that since ima android user #noregrets
its time for a thriller i dodnt loose any chocolate i just added a vanilla. #rhymes
any girl that say "a lot of boys are after me" they should also remember that low price atracts many customers.
every girl wants a stripper pool at some point in their life.
You know your girl a hoe if she is down to go out and you mention a certain bar and then she reconsiders...
If you hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, it can blow out your eyeballs.
George W. Bush was once arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol when he was 30 years old.
Teams perform better when they include both men and women
Having sex while sick can reduce a fever due to the sweat produced.
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23! Good going America.
Mosquitoes have killed more humans than all the wars in history.
More than 80% of women enjoy when the guy they like plays with their hair.
go now u did love it
A Relationship is Not a Source of Income until Naija girls Started using blackberry and wanting BIS
Gone are the days when "A Problem Shared Is half Solved".. These Days "A Problem Shared becomes a Trending Topic"
GOD is great, He blows the Naughty Wind which blows the Girl’s Skirt high But he sends Dust along to close the Boys eyes as well
The RICE you saw at the top of the COOLER was once at the BOTTOM of d pot, Be patient! U will smile when its your time
If You have been engaged to Him for 4 years & no Wedding is forth coming. Pls, kindly remove the ring... Is your finger a key Holder?
I am who I am. Im weird, Im lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.
A true friend accepts who you are, but also helps you become who you should be.
Facebook : someone added a photo of you. Me: F*ck !
I don't have a dirty mind I have sexy imagine.
Only ibadan boys carry a laptop bag around with ludo inside.
S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.
Welcome to NIGERIA,where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think they have a brighter future than graduates.
You're like the lyrics to my favorite song, hard to forget, and always on my mind.
Sometimes, the person who is hundreds of miles away from you make you feel better than the people beside you.
Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON BITCH!
I fuck but never dated i chaet but i have not wedded
Just imagine a tv programme with viewers description 1+
9 reason to live. twitpic.com/d0ranc
What the fuck pls 18+ viewers description twitpic.com/d0r9uh
Experience is the best teacher twitpic.com/d0r9hl
The truth about a guy being jealous of you is that twitpic.com/d0r9a6
Poeple say as i walk through the valley of shadow of death i fear no evil. The question is what took u there twitpic.com/d0r8pu
Why is christaino ronaldo and the unknown laughing at jim iyke?? twitpic.com/d0r81b
RT and reply if you knw the answer. twitpic.com/d0r7ok
RT if you get cuz me i dont understand it. twitpic.com/d0r7gm
The first time you want to scope a girl most times this is what happens twitpic.com/d0r729
Where them real freinds twitpic.com/d0r6tr
We have 25 letters why worrying your self if plan A doeasnt work. twitpic.com/d0r6lb