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Nikki Smith
Sundays were not made for sports activities and long walks. They were made to lie in bed and cry about your life and eat processed food
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My week on twitter: 4 Mentions, 432 Mention Reach, 29 Replies, 3 Retweets, 320 Retweet Reach. via sumall.com/myweek
It is the law that when drunk the only form of chips that are acceptable to eat is cheesy chips
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One person followed me in the last day thanks to uapp.ly app
If you think being gay is a choice, you are extremely uneducated #loveislove
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I think I took my chemistry teacher at school a little too seriously when he said 'alcohol is a solution'
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@jeff_cave #smors #fiance #loveyou
@katielouisa29 #bestfriends #smors #goodnight
One person followed me in the last day thanks to uapp.ly app
Sung my boy to sleep earlier. Makes me realise I should start singing more. #takemetokaraoke #singing
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I lost 2 followers recently and i know who they are thanks to uapp.ly app
Take me to primark. I want to spend £20 on 100 things.
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Being fucking livid when you type something and your cunt of an iPhone auto corrects it to your exs name
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Getting back with your ex after you've broken up is like putting your dirty knickers back on after a bath
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You can tell a lot about a person by what their most recently used emojis are
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I lost 1 follower recently and i know who that is thanks to uapp.ly app
When you start a text to him with 'first of all' to let him know you've got a long list of things you're gonna kick off about as he's a cunt
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Girls who say 'I'm only friends with boys cos girls are bitchy' are cock hungry little slags who are gagging for it
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If someone said 'supper' instead of 'dinner' I would delete their number
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Boys playing cod. Left over pizza to eat, cuddles with my baby boy and @CaveJeffrey walked into a door. Classic evening. 👌
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Racing and restoring awesome cars in #CSRClassics for iOS. It's FREE! nmgam.es/cct pic.twitter.com/UNIl6fgEM7
Dylan's favourite toy
Every day I'm levelling! And now I'm level 5 in #CSRClassics for iOS! Get it for FREE! nmgam.es/cct
Every day I'm levelling! And now I'm level 4 in #CSRClassics for iOS! Get it for FREE! nmgam.es/cct
Every day I'm levelling! And now I'm level 3 in #CSRClassics for iOS! Get it for FREE! nmgam.es/CCTV
#mumma #duck #milfs #bestfriends #drunk
Every day I'm levelling! And now I'm level 2 in #CSRClassics for iOS! Get it for FREE! nmgam.es/cct
One person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me in the last day. Thank you uapp.ly app
Your face when you see his ex in public and you know exactly who she is but she doesn't know who you are pic.twitter.com/5J1Tjt4tHi
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If you're wonderin whether to choose a boy or shoes,just remember a pair of 6 inch platforms won't wake up & say they don't love you anymore
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When it comes up on your newsfeed that he's liked some slags selfie pic.twitter.com/tltlV1oOxZ
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If he asks to take you to the cinema on a Wednesday, always check to see if he's with Orange, cos if he is then he's a stingy cunt
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I want a boyfriend that takes me strawberry picking and to country pubs on a Sunday. Instead I've got a load of cunts texting me 'come mine'
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My week on twitter: 3 Mentions, 277 Mention Reach, 16 Replies, 4 Retweets, 336 Retweet Reach. via sumall.com/myweek
Can't believe this little mans now 1!