I wish there was such thing as JUST hanging out with a guy. Nothing else
It sucks when you've been up since 6 but everyone's still sleeping so You have to lay there uncomfortably
Happy Gilmore is a SAVAGE 😂�9E
"sorry" vs "I'm sorry"
"night" vs "goodnight"
"bye" vs "goodbye"
"love you" vs "i love you"
all have two different meanings
why hurt someone who would never hurt you?
Wouldn't be warped tour without getting punched in the nose by a guy
Warped tour in Connecticut 😍
let that bitch know I'm crazy🙆🏼
A customer just told me the kids happy meal toy says "God damn" and "fuck you" and guess what, our whole work just listened and it says it.
I could see myself marrying you one day... 😘💍
Snapchat needs to stop adding all these new irrelevant features & bring back best friends so we can all see who's banging who again
How to hide alcohol in your Facebook photos
Always feelin like im doing something wrong
I hate being constantly scared that one day you'll wake up and leave
Got to love waking up already starving
Date somebody you can be weird as hell with, and who still wants to get naked with you at the end of the day. 👌
I want a bottle of jack to the face rn
Please beat my face in with a bat
Mood: I need 1.. Or 25 joints in my life right about now
American Horror Story: Litchfield
You must love her on her bad days when she is moody and irritated, just as much as you love her when everything is going well.
Before you start thinking, start drinking
US gasoline prices rise 3 cents to $2.87 a gallon bit.ly/1Tmklet #fox25
Jurassic world was awesome @ksessums14
weed doesn't make you stupid
being stupid makes you stupid
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
WARNING : The Force Is With Them bit.ly/1GwNGzg
This softball catcher is savage.. 😳�vine.co/v/eObxiAEhgVe
Most annoying things ever 😤Y
Happy Birthday to Martin Richard who would've turned 11 today. #BOSTONSTRONG
I love when guys call me "my girl"..... Like "how's my girl?" I'm freaking good. I'm freaking way good. Call me that again.
Goodbye white collar shirt 👋🏼
Ya girl got a job at McDonald's