The "Just the Two of Us" Google Pixel commercial is pretty good, but the Pixel still looks like a bootleg iPhone. Google, you can do better.
threw up while watching Doctor Strange. It was not cool. Not funny. Just disgustingly terrible.
Tomara q qnd eu morrer eu vá p terra pq no inferno eu já to
It seems that somebody is bringing bad luck to it
I've never seen so many problems in a film set like the ones we're having
Got one of those Vitamin C juice smoothies to see if it can save me
Woke up feeling like my immune system is down to the ground.
Eu só queria dizer q essa fantasia foi elaborada cm muito carinho mas infelizmente n foi mostrada ao mundo.....
Funny how some people who decided to go to other parties, had a weak Halloween and were texting me yesterday at 2am! LMAO
If you keep posting motivational phrases on social media, I feel sorry for you.
Dangers of vaping while pregnant:
1. Child will be born with a fedora permanently attached to its head.
2. Born with bees knees
Some people make me wanna throw up
If another high school boy chat snaps my daughter a picture of his vape clouds, I will call the police.
My love hate relationship for kingdom hearts...theyre finally giving my girl aqua a game....im more excited for KH2.8 than FFXV lmaoo
I need to find someone who is rich and lives me enough to buy me this and a new console twitter.com/KINGDOMHEARTS/…
wonder when Apple will stop pretending professionals use Final Cut Pro
You just know someone is going to find a way to put ads on that touch bar. Somehow. #appleevent
Does Apple even know about the existence of NVIDIA Graphics cards? We are in 2016, come on! smh #appleevent
It's just getting better nd better every year #AppleUserz
Time to play some Overwatch, before I have to go out for location scouting
im ugly but im funny so it kinda works out
Blowing a vape cloud while looking someone in the eyes should be classified as sexual harassment.
if the walking dead were a romantic comedy
Sour Lemon + True OG = 😪😴😪😴😪😴😪😴😪😴
We're soarin', flying
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
If we're trying
So we're breaking free
black people: don't use the n word
quando vc ta beijando e sente uma mão descendo
Zara Larsson is actually pretty good.
@NotDeadYetBuddy HDKAHDJAHS twitter.com/officescenes/s…
This is Beans from Even Stevens then and now, feel old yet?
Fuck everyone in your way. Fuck everyone who doesn't believe in you. Kill it today. Kill it tomorrow. Kill it til you can't anymore.
stalking my tweets won't tell u anything. I could tweet "I'm so upset" and be talking about how someone ate the last of the mac n cheese
this makes my heart hurt so much, people are so cruel.
Is almost like everybody that is good looking, comes to LA to try to be someone
The ratio of good looking people (not beautiful, good looking) is easy higher than the rest of the country
Los Angeles is the capital of selective breeding
É muita merda na minha timeline, mas não posso dar unfollow 😑
quero more que you se foda
Desde quando o Twitter virou Cuba?
We've landed the interview of a lifetime for tomorrow's video. Two word: HUGH MUNGUS
adoro o som q vc faz quando cala a boca
IM IN TEARS
Quanta gente engravidou esse ano 😯
Slept for 2 and a half hours, so... twitter.com/PhillyD/status…
One of the side affects of Vaping is your face will float away. go.shr.lc/2bNORP1
never gets old
Se você, que é um adulto, me seguir usando foto de desenho, pode dar unfollow, pq não vou te seguir de volta não.