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captain shittacular
not doing anything today but smoking blunts and pkaying basketball sounds amazing
hey slim I drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive?
I chain smoke so much before bed its actually kind of gross
drank a fifth of jag and my girlfriend took maybe ten shots and she threw up like 4 times and apparently I'm the light weight lol
finally get to be apart of drink twitter yaaayy
jrunk watching spy kids 3 lol fuck yes
I dont know what's wrong with me. I just hate everything
only thing good about easter is that I get to eat good food. other than that my family sucks
I feel like im the only person on Twitter rn who isn't drunk. This is a problem.
my girlfriend goes to hed early so I can play xbox while shes sleeping and then wakes up early to make me breakfast in bed. shes def wifey
Like we literally risk our lives just for the thrill of it
the human race is so stupid
don't take this the wrong way, but youre a faggot and I hate you
beer is good. beer is your friend.
My girlfriend would forget to breathe if her brain didn't do it for her
If you have to put in your bio that youre tattooed youre a faggot