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Pope: “Global warming is real.” GOP: “Leave the science to scientists.” Science: “Global warming is real.” GOP: “That’s not what God said.”
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@This_Nukka no way jess that would kill the baby
Idc what anyone says, old TAS is still some of the heaviest shit I've ever heard
Heaven is what you make it, hell is what you're putting me through
Moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
@wtfffamy yeah it sucks to not be able to feel safe in your home town lol. I'll get my conceal and carry though so I can legally bust caps
@wtfffamy yeah, the murder rate has definitely gone way up in the last couple years. there has been 4 murders in the last three weeks alone
I can't wait to get my conceal and carry. JUST GIVE ME A REASON NIGGA
@wtfffamy it's definitely gotten super ghetto lol
I wanna get super high and go larping
@WeciPieces I'll be the one at the glory hole
@WeciPieces I'd kill for a foot job maybe we can help each other out
I've never seen anything as gross as some of this shit I see in the women's bathroom at my work
Marcellus Wiley said 2015 NBA dunk contest champion Zach LaVine couldn't dunk on a football player. Bad move. WATCH: es.pn/1J34Wdk
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I forgot how shitty it is to work a full 10 hour shift
Happy second mothers day to all those mothers out there that played both parental roles to kids growing up, you the real MVP
Whats a father?
No matter how many times I rewatch supernatural, I always cry when Dean cries.
b&c needs to put out some new music
You see so many weird people when you work at a truck stop
Who the fuck is ruby rose
OKAY I KNOW IT'S 4AM BUT IS IT JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT FIRST AVENUE HAS THE WORD VENUE IN IT OR IS THAT THE POINT
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@FYFGOONIE come on man that's like an insult lol
I wouldn't trade my man for the world. #solucky @nickhelmsmn <3
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If someone can show me a rap group that goes harder than bone thugs, I'll give you all the money I make for the rest of my life
I can't explain why I'm thug minded
@Pouyalilpou damn bro thought you were coming to MN
kinda lame that all old @InfiniteMeBand music is no where to be found :/
God and the devil are raving inside me
New counterparts has me so hyped
@haleecavalene lol how does that even happen
What a lovely night spent with @nickhelmsmn ☺️
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