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David C.
nerd comedy geeks 74,150 followers
Sigh. Sundays, you always sneak up on me. Stop doing that.
I guess treat time really is playtime. My puppies love @Purina #BegginPoppers from Sam's Club. #WhenTreatsFly #ad izea.it/lCos
It's a good thing LeBron James chose today to make his decision, because, apparently nothing else is happening in the world today.
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Somewhere in South Miami, a sweating Dwyane Wade opens up a new Microsoft Word document and changes the font to Comic Sans... #LeBronJames
si.com/nba/2014/07/11… So, LeBron James is going home. How you doing Miami? Do you need someone to talk to? Are you hungry? You should eat.
I'm convinced #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy is either going to redefine the comic book movie genre as we know it or really, really set it back.
Just picked up some #VitaminWater at Sam's Club. I think I'm set now. #BonusPackIsBack #ad izea.it/lCEm
Just watched the new Hercules trailer. <sarcasm> Looks incredible, can't wait! </sarcasm>
So, who's in to see #DawnofthePlanetoftheApes tonight? Any early thoughts? #DawnofApes
I'm really, really selective when I plug something. But a FREE Xbox One? GTFO, internet. goo.gl/Gbp0h2
So, recommend me a current comic (Not your own self-published).
Secret giveaway alert @MyFoxSpokane is giving away exclusive Fox 28 goodies during Modern Family TONIGHT @ 6:30 #ad izea.it/lCyC
#BeforeLeBronDecides Bill Murray will agree to make Ghostbusters 3... and 4.
Christ, ESPN, is there anything else happening in sports besides LeBron?
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I could use some more followers. Maybe I should "accidently" send my Dad a nude.
LeBron James has made a decision. He has decided on the Grand Slamwich instead of the All-American Slam for breakfast. @DennysDiner
Leaked pics from the #BatmanVSuperman hint at 'The Death of Superman'. Add Doomsday to the other 101 heroes/villians already confirmed?
Waiting for LeBron is beginning to feel like The Bachelorette. Stop making out with all the bachelors and just give someone your damn rose.
Cleveland is now clearing cap space for LeBron's pending return. This is going to get really awkward really fast.
For some reason, watching #BrazilvsGermany reminded me of A Death in the Family when Joker beats Robin to death with a crowbar.
The other takeaway from the #SexTape trailer is Cameron Diaz, and how I'd like to take her to a nice steak dinner and never call her again.
So, does anyone else feel the urge to treat Jason Segal to a home cooked meal? #SexTape #Skeletor
I just thought about, sought out and followed @CostcoTweets. So, that's that. I'm old and dying and old.