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David C.
Warner Bros. has greenlit a Supergirl TV series to be produced by Arrow's Greg Berlanti and Ali Adler. But will she wear the miniskirt?
$38 is a king's ransom @TacoBell. Let the feast begin!
I hear you calling. Calling for me out in the night. But it's all bad. And I know that.
Stuck at dance class but not missing kickoff. #GBvsSEA
I'm sure she's already offending angels in Heaven with her brand of comedy. #RIPJoanRivers
Can we all agree that when a movement is turned into a Halloween costume it's run its course? #ALSIceBucketChallenge…
So, how did you spend your Labor Day holiday? I spent most of mine pantless, on a caffeine high, on Xbox. Not specifically in that order.
Don't misinterpret my last tweet as an endorsement for the hackers. They're scum. I'm just really sick of ice bucket videos, you guys.
I'd like to thank Jennifer Lawrence and Friends for giving the internet something else to do besides the #ALSIceBucketChallenge.
California Dreams sucked. That is all.
Can't sleep. Good times.
So, the #Unauthorized Saved by the Bell story is bad. Not just Saved by the Bell: New Class bad. California Dreams bad.
Happy Labor Day, expectant Mothers. Good luck today.
Jason Segal and Cameron Diaz tried to warn us all. We didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN, DAMMIT!!!
Oh my God, the internet is exploding with nudes.
Wonder if the wife would find me sexy rocking these bad boys.
Be sure to wish @ACleverNickname a Happy Birthday, you guys. He's the coolest guy I know. Happy Birthday meat bag!
First movie on the big screen. Celebrating 30 years of #Ghostbusters. #GB30
So, it's Friday night, and I feel alright. The party's here on the West side, right?
And Joaquin Phoenix is your Doctor Strange, Marvel Cinematic Universe fans. Thoughts on the casting?
So, I had both batteries in my cars die this week. And I was asked by a stay-at-home mom if I could wax her. This is my life, apparently.
Really? I post an awesome #Titanfall video of me roughing up Pilots and I get crickets? You've disappointed me, Twitter.
And in other news, I'm a #Titanfall God. #TrueStory
My B-Day gift from the wifey. Can't wait to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy on this baby! #BestWifeEver
Doom Titans. Break Pilots' necks. Repeat. #Titanfall
Hey, come follow me on Instagram at nerddad. It's like Twitter, but it's Instagram. #TotallySoldIt
What happens when you leave your glasses unattended around my girls. Yes, that's a cat's butt.
Baller. Shot caller. Twenty inch blades on the Impala. Also, a new haircut.
Sigh. And here's Doctor Doom from the Fantastic Four reboot.
Just joined a new league at #CBSFantasyFootball. Without a doubt, the best destination for fantasy football. #ad… Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Whoever keeps teasing my dog at 2am, please stop. You're interrupting my beauty sleep.
9... 10... Never sleep again...
Yay! I'm one more year closer to death.
If you guys haven't noticed, I've been distracted. #EverySimpsonsEver
Titanfall, where have you been all my life? This is the greatest thing ever.
FXX will be airing every episode of the Simpsons, starting tomorrow morning and ending sometime after I can draw social security.
Now excuse me while I go sulk and play Titanfall. @XboxSupport @Xbox
So, here's the latest on the @Xbox 0x80820002 disc error code. It's bricked your @Xbox. It has to be physically repaired.
The @XboxSupport staff should mail me their paychecks because I've done a better job diagnosing and communicating the @Xbox disc issue.