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David C.
Now, if only men marrying ISOs were legal... pic.twitter.com/ilwSAxHUnp
Because it's still real to my girls. #WWEPhoenix pic.twitter.com/XIFZhr1jtK
Found this in my Market Pantry gummi worms. What the hell, @Target? pic.twitter.com/n4dFYu7ZV0
Can't wait to frame this with my 9.4 CGC graded New Mutants #98. First appearance of #Deadpool. Jealous? pic.twitter.com/8Z5vIwBNZ8
Oh my, @Target. I didn't know you were so kinky. Call me sometime. #FiftyShadesOfGrey pic.twitter.com/xoaJQvO7Vy
So tempting. So very, very tempting. pic.twitter.com/Ku7eArBuJp
OK, guys. I need your help. I'm looking for this reindeer. Goes by the name Alpine. I need 2. Will reimburse. pic.twitter.com/ka0uahYQGB
When @nerddad says he'll send you shit, he actually does! These ladies love the pin, poster & bandana! #geekswhodrink pic.twitter.com/bUHOMWIeDG
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Who wants this #HungerGames theatrical poster? Tweet me your best Hunger Games joke. Use hashtag #Mockingjay. pic.twitter.com/4xzeQfMXMq
Two days later and Kim Kardashian and #BreakTheInternet is still trending. pic.twitter.com/0VCqr8H3Hj
Surgery tomorrow morning. I'm going to be sexy with a bionic leg. A masculine sexy though, like Forge. pic.twitter.com/rBsKTZen9b
So, a woman decided to have a third breast implanted in hopes of being less attractive to men... pic.twitter.com/NoVJtFebWq
Ah, the joys of spending three hours every Friday afternoon at my daughters' dance class. pic.twitter.com/PG8WiKD8EC




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