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NEIL HAWKINS
Don't lose hope, guys. If Italy and Uruguay lose twice to each other, England will go through.
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β€œ@KnitwearWankers: pic.twitter.com/uDsUaX55RO” Wow.. A shirtsuit.. πŸ˜„ I never knew of such a thing!
Just SEVEN hours to go until England kick off their #WorldCup campaign. Have some stats to impress your mates: pic.twitter.com/H1YLh8epu0
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Comedian and actor Rik Mayall died this morning, his management says itv.com/news/story/201… pic.twitter.com/ShUuafrIwy
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Damn.. Rik Mayall has passed away.. That is sad news..😞
My cleaning lady knows what to expect... And prepares accordingly. pic.twitter.com/51QAmOjFpM
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I thought that they'd made that crystal clear, but then I went round the corner and saw this… pic.twitter.com/mNwtbnUZym
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Slayer's 'War Ensemble' Gets Ukulele Treatment - Blabbermouth.net po.st/nNhpIN via @Po_st
JEREMY CLARKSON. Why not give Max Clifford a call? Oh. (via @JCautomatic)
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Dear @SimonCowell Here is My Sob Story. I once was supposed to to Shit on a Car, but I shat on a Van by accident. Love From Jon.
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Viz just posted this on Facebook but it feels appropriate for #QEDcon. pic.twitter.com/RMUNSCq8Rg
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Well well, fancy the @ThePaulDaniels being on the sooty show just..πŸ˜„ my kids loved it..!
One of my all time favourite band names (been a while since I last tweeted it) Submitted by @Tynewriter pic.twitter.com/sdZVDbUXLK
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Seen a few of these, but with this one, the company in question gets one ups in my book…PMSL @ComedyCocks pic.twitter.com/uKxToQsCl3
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Watching an episode of Alan Partridge (from 2002).. Look at the price of fuel..! pic.twitter.com/Uy9nvVYIwW
Breaking: Bruce Forsyth in new role at Morrison's. pic.twitter.com/1Fm1MklNxg
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