Funny how my mum noticed you were a fake friend before I did
I don't understand how it's so cold inside my house
Why is it so dark in the mornings. I gotta leave out but can't see anything wot
Cba for a full day today man. Just not ready yet
I don't understand why people chose to talk to me when they know I dislike them
your reputation in high school doesn't matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you'll never see again
"Deleting people ping to stay" pls delete me bitch rahh I can't be doing with irrelevant bc's so early
Keep forgetting I have twitter
Rtetwee fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore jsut taht asoemwe.
When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.
You know them people who are rude to you on twitter/Facebook but in person wouldn't even look at you in the wrong way?
Looool my mum threatened to kill me with a spoon if I didn't let her taste my toast 😂😂🔫
fat bitches be talkin about "birthday sex" like their diabetic heart can handle all that excitement
Someone please remind me why I'm still awake 🔫
The bloody freak is obsessed with the boy. She's just clingy and annoying and quite frankly would get with anyone who said they liked her 👎
Justin bieber fans r tryin to remove this pic from tha internet so nobody knows he smokes weed. RT to spread it lol pic.twitter.com/g4EBSDgq99
Lol I don't hate her but if she ever got hit by a car, I would be driving that car.
: I feel guilty for saying that but literally some people that I spoken today have annoyed the hell out of me I swear”
Lol why do people assume ... Believe me no one is jealous of you .. Don't be a bitch as well as a hoe ✌️
Lol did anyone ask for your opinion? No okay then shut the fuck up 👍
My brother was telling me about him getting F plus in his maths test today, I was like why you so happy? He thinks F stands for fantastic 😂🔫
: Almost every girl thinks she's fat, except for the ones that are” but I'm one of the fat ones who accepts it 💩
Ohmygoshhhh why am I always awake at pathetic times
Why does my twitter keep posting these follow things?
Don't pee me off. Why you screenshotting snapchats for. Acting like a pervert
I bloody hate German. I don't even understand it :(
I get so angry when I send a long meaningful message to someone and they reply with 'ok'
DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
I don't agree with the saying 'good things come to those who wait' cus tbh these days good things come to people go go out and earn it
go watch this! Needs to be the new gta 5 advert! @AyyOnline
My brother and sister make me late every single day.
People get a new bf or gf and forget who their friends are, then come running back after they get dumped.
I don't understand why people tweet about their belly aches ...
If your mother put you on birth control before you was 18 years old, she was a hoe and knew it ran in the family
Beggars can't be choosers.
Walking late into class and being like "Just picked up a chicken mayo for 99p" @NeeshaeF #legend
I love school so much eeee!!! 👌👌
Just coz BBM will be on other platforms doesn't mean the Blackberry clique can start to interact with us, we're still too prestige for them.
Did I ask for your opinion? No ok then shutup and sit down
I hate waiting for people.
Too many man getting stabbed on road
Lol I hate how it's my job to wake everyone up even though I am not going anywhere
Sucks to be you right now