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My therapist just handed me a bill. He called it a receipt. And he called himself a bartender. Whatever.
Have you ever tried meditation? With booze?
New @Moosecleans US back to not giving two-shits about World Cup bit.ly/1nNfsJR
Straight women who casually use the word "girlfriend" for their platonic lady friends are the reason this world is so confusing.
I'm super lazy today. Even to find my cape.
El Niño expected to bring warmer winter to Canada. This just in: Canadian government denies existence of El Niño.
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The Emerging Future: Technology Issues and Trends MOOC - klou.tt/jht1kaz9y2h9
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Doesn't happen often in a man's life that he pays to have his ass kicked by another man. And say thank you at the end. @goldsgymregina 😄
God must've been thinking about a magic trick when he created this. #travel #vacation #holiday #tourist #nature #sky #sun #lake #beautiful #pretty #sunset #skylovers #skypainters #mothernature #ladd00 #scenery #roadtrip #landscape #canada #explorecanada #travelcanada #explorealberta #alberta #banff
Of course there's peace in this busy world. If you are willing to find it. #travel #vacation #holiday #tourist #nature #sky #sun #lake #beautiful #sunset #blue #skylovers #skypainters #mothernature #ladd00 #scenery #roadtrip #canada #explorecanada #travelcanada #explorealberta #ab #alberta #rockies
All the best for Ramadan festivities to all the believers!!!
oh! you need to leave early 'coz you are running late for gym class? Good for you!! I am running late by about 17 years myself...
At this point my guardian angel just mutters “You’ll regret it,” then slowly sips whiskey.
The next person who says,“"It's not the heat, it's the humidity"”will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Statistics don't lie to people, people lie to people.
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Looking South towards a #skstorm from Unity SK. I'm going to change clothes and grab a bite, then head S I think. pic.twitter.com/UZhndFIMzc
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What goes around comes around. Especially if you are round. #FatAss
Does anybody else think it's wrong to have supper before #eatfest at @MarketRegina too? I've been made nervous now... 😓
You know your parents have a happy married life when they are arguing at midnight about whether dad's fart stank or not.
I've never felt more confident of being at the top of gene pool than while walking through the aisles at Walmart.
Sometimes you just gotta count to 10 and remind yourself that prison isn't a fun place to be.
Corner Gas: The Movie starts filming in Saskatchewan klou.tt/1xhgrohbpyf5y
Cool breeze in the patio with a warm cuppa from @AtlantisCoffee is a good start to a day...
Visitors to Canada will start paying $7 fee in April klou.tt/1isuulda7manl
Always remember who was there for you when no one else was.
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This advert is so clever, turn it upside down.. don’t always believe people who say ‘I’m fine’ pic.twitter.com/ZgvZSfmL9E
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This is probably the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen at a bar: pic.twitter.com/9QPJawJv2o
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We all have that one friend who greets us with an insult.
New @Moosecleans Miley Cyrus lights herself on fire and runs into a fireworks factory, killing 75 bit.ly/1pFaQbL
If my parents knew half the things about me that my friends know, they'll disown me.
Some days it's just best to fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it and suck.
If every shade of sunrise has a meaning, sun must be busy creating ballads in the skies. #travel #nature #sky #sun #beautiful #sunrise #twilight #clouds #cloudporn #skylovers #skypainters #red #mothernature #ladd00 #scenery #roadtrip #landscape #prairielife #prairies #prairieskies #landoflivingskie
10 Summer Driving Mistakes - Consumer Reports News – Consumer Reports News klou.tt/my97ft1v6eid
My snapchat friends are getting weirder. pic.twitter.com/90zGlcWvnG
Jay Leno To Receive Mark Twain Prize For American Humor klou.tt/1clrftrqxu2ty
There are 15 year old kids playing in fifa this time, and I can't even walk in a straight line after my 4th drink.
Either I wrote a bunch of drunken Facebook statuses last night, or my computer has become self aware.