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ladd00
My therapist just handed me a bill. He called it a receipt. And he called himself a bartender. Whatever.
Have you ever tried meditation? With booze?
New @Moosecleans US back to not giving two-shits about World Cup bit.ly/1nNfsJR
Straight women who casually use the word "girlfriend" for their platonic lady friends are the reason this world is so confusing.
I'm super lazy today. Even to find my cape.
El Niño expected to bring warmer winter to Canada. This just in: Canadian government denies existence of El Niño.
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The Emerging Future: Technology Issues and Trends MOOC - klou.tt/jht1kaz9y2h9
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Doesn't happen often in a man's life that he pays to have his ass kicked by another man. And say thank you at the end. @goldsgymregina 😄
God must've been thinking about a magic trick when he created this. #travel #vacation #holiday #tourist #nature #sky #sun #lake #beautiful #pretty #sunset #skylovers #skypainters #mothernature #ladd00 #scenery #roadtrip #landscape #canada #explorecanada #travelcanada #explorealberta #alberta #banff
Of course there's peace in this busy world. If you are willing to find it. #travel #vacation #holiday #tourist #nature #sky #sun #lake #beautiful #sunset #blue #skylovers #skypainters #mothernature #ladd00 #scenery #roadtrip #canada #explorecanada #travelcanada #explorealberta #ab #alberta #rockies
All the best for Ramadan festivities to all the believers!!!
oh! you need to leave early 'coz you are running late for gym class? Good for you!! I am running late by about 17 years myself...
At this point my guardian angel just mutters “You’ll regret it,” then slowly sips whiskey.
The next person who says,“"It's not the heat, it's the humidity"”will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Statistics don't lie to people, people lie to people.
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Looking South towards a #skstorm from Unity SK. I'm going to change clothes and grab a bite, then head S I think. pic.twitter.com/UZhndFIMzc
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What goes around comes around. Especially if you are round. #FatAss
Does anybody else think it's wrong to have supper before #eatfest at @MarketRegina too? I've been made nervous now... 😓
You know your parents have a happy married life when they are arguing at midnight about whether dad's fart stank or not.
Today I become an uncle again! @PrairiePriya @Odds44
I've never felt more confident of being at the top of gene pool than while walking through the aisles at Walmart.