My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 14 new followers, 26 mentions. Via: 20ft.net/p
Alright the great Indian summer, here I come
remains just as loud and pathetic
No biggie, except he pretended it didnt happen :)
Lovely view from my window! If only it can last while I am iut sweating in 46 degree in India
The cabin attendant accidently dropped a glass of water on my jeans
Wait! I am in albatross? ???
If its not fellow south asians who want to know how much money I make, its airline staff who look at my first class ticket with suspicion
Actually thats not the worst part, #yyz
always brings that out for me
The worst part is there is always that asian teenager in the plane who is so busy in a stupid tablet game as if he is a PhD in angry birds
I always find flying to #yyz
boring. People are either too tired or too eager
Great! Air Canada overbooked again, and now I am waiting hopefully
Not all goodbyes are sad.
Example: "Goodbye, class"
Clearly have gotten used to the apple way of being treated like a man child all the time! S4 looks like a steep jump
that awkward moment when you misspell baby to your gf and she thinks you're cheating on her with a girl named abby!
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Good day in #yqr
- one more day before i go go!
i had a dream where i was pregnant and didn't know who the mom was!
Leaving for India this Saturday. The temp right now is 44. I guess I'll stop complaining about late spring in 4 days...
I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways.
Biologists claim u only have to go back 1000 yrs to prove all Europeans are related..In Winnipeg you only have go to a wedding.
A survey finds that women like guys with a sense of humour. Good be sure to wear a clown nose when u tell ur wife ur nailing her sister.
Fire alarm, and this is not a drill! #yqr
I get it, 'coz I couldn't fake it, that's why....
I think most women have faked an orgasm to "move things along," so I'm not sure why everybody on that conference call was so weirded out.
There is no number for what just happened in my bathroom.
Three women are rescued after being held captive for 10 years. Can't imagine the horror when they find out 'Big Brother' is still on the air
Someone saying, "What's the worst that could happen?" is my cue to release the bees.
Ek aadmi ko kabr pe baitha dekh Doosra bola-Bhai aapko Darr nai lagta?
Pehla-Darna kya hai andar garmi lag rahi thi, Baahar aake baith gaya
ladies, if you have to walk downtown on a windy spring morning in summer frocks, please have the courtesy to wear a thong!
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
One reason why human behavior/design might seem magical/unexplainable right now is that the internet is causing rapid shifts in context.
I am almost certain someone from @SaskTel
will shut me up tomorrow and ask me to call another number.
The sad part is, there is no alternative! Unless of course you elect the guys who want to privatize crowns. Wait a minute, we did!
They change their statements every time you call, and answer to everything is - pls call back later!
Their phone support hangs up the phone saying their shift is finish so call back!
Living a nightmare thanks to lovely folks at @SaskTel
Internet support guys.
This weekend I learned my brain is 19 and my liver is 30. This equals 12 hours of vomit......
My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 31 mentions. Via: 20ft.net/p
A lot of panties parading as shorts out there today.
Just got hit by the hottest girl in #yqr
- turned out to be a cross dresser
My birth control makes me gain a ton of weight. I guess that's what makes it effective.
If you don't do stupid shit while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
You know we live in an interesting time when the two most expensive coffees on earth are basically crap.