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The Brown Guy™
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking this whole freedom of speech thing.
If this doesn't make us believe in an artist called God, what can? #travel #vacation
If this doesn't make us believe in an artist called God, what can? #travel #vacation #nature #sky #sun #sunset #clouds #cloudporn #skylovers #skypainters #mothernature #scenery #roadtrip #canada #explorecanada #travelcanada #prairielife #prairies #prairieskies #landoflivingskies #Saskatchewan #sask
Rest in peace mamaji! 😢 you're at a better place now.
I'm sorry I keep looking at your chest while you're talking. It's just so beautiful! Is it real oak?
It's been so long since I last had Tim's coffee I had forgotten the taste...
Our society will never get rid of racism till washing machines don't need us to separate the whites and colors.
In executive meetings, I never say "I don't know." I always say, "I hesitate to articulate in fear that I may deviate from accuracy."
People who complain that food looks better in commercials than reality, look at your profile picture and then look in the mirror.
Can @BeerBros offer little creatures pale ale? I'm pretty sure it's the beer they serve in heaven.
How about giving up homophobia for Lent? I guess giving up soda is way easier than giving up hate.
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So @BeerBros has some new Belgium blondes... Game for a 6 pm drink anyone? @chrisgbekorbu
100 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn't have vaccines. That's why they lived to the ripe age of "died in childbirth."
Booked a week long sojourn at @JWMarriottChi in may.. Loving the idea already! Please be nice hosts!
Last month they requested "more out of the box ideas". Today they told us to "put all the ideas into our 9 box matrix."
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"Life's a destination, not a journey." - Sperm.
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I can't believe I used to think 18 year olds were adults.
I just want a woman who loves me for who I am. And has a horrible aim with pepper spray.
I am scared of places like shopping malls, particularly if they are confusing to navigate. I call it the complex complex complex.
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
Someone needs to invent an app that deletes your number from someone else's phone!
I started a new diet, it is called have 10$ til friday diet.
I want a job where I can be wrong every single day and never get fired. Like a weather man.
It's one of those mornings where I need a cup of coffee before I can make a cup of coffee.
-I'm sorry, but you're just not my type. -Well, what's your type? -Attractive.
The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
I'm going to quit drinking and quit smoking and start exercising, just as soon as I quit lying.
"Work hard in silence and let your success make the noise."
You have your whole life to be an asshole, are you trying to use it all up in one day??
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that I only exist when you need something.
I may look calm. But inside my mind, I have killed you 20 times in the last 5 minutes in 20 different ways.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
I wish you would avoid me as much as you avoid using your brain.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
Let Me Count The Ways Entrepreneurs Fund Startups -
Yeah keep rolling those eyes bitch! May be you'll find a brain up there.
How many pictures do you honestly need of you standing in the mirror holding your phone?
A positive attitude may not solve all the problems, but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Which all places in #yqr are offering discounts on chocolate on 15th Feb? Looking to save money on my Valentine's present for next year...
"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen." - John Steinbeck
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.