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I see denim people RT @obk: Meanwhile in Kiev, there is a glitch in the Matrix... pic.twitter.com/FwjLP4kF7e (via @ben_hr)
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pretty sure that's not in Coles, Ben. that's from sexpo
Ben is describing this Cajun seasoning to me called Slap Yo Mamma. what even
where's the send button
fuck yeah just chilling with the grandpas and grandmas at the post office twitpic.com/cxn88h
posting an actual letter at an actual post office YOLO
If you're ever struggling to find your nearest branch of McDonalds, the new McDonalds app is a lifesaver. pic.twitter.com/kBwf1XGtbH
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My favourite: "Only those with limited vocabularies use BAD WORDS". Yeah? I'm an award-winning published author, cunt. Wanna play Scrabble?
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[Japan laughs at Australia with its 2Gbps service]
ooo 1Gbps unlimited internet plans. yes pls
people who say “black ops operations” - first against the wall
not surprised tbh. intelligence agency leaks are usually on purpose
My Creeping Concern That The NSA Whistleblower Is Not Who He Purports To Be - Naomi Wolf m.facebook.com/note.php?note_…
ACTIVATE KRUGER RT @lukehopewell: I can’t stop watching the new Elysium trailer. It looks so good! gizmodo.com.au/2013/06/elysiu…
"I suppose that would be a zone of danger"
"I'm coming for you, Barry" "Phrasing"
WHY ARE ALL MY SPOTIFY ADS SUDDENLY IN SPANISH
Here’s a trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. It’s pretty pretty. gizmodo.com.au/2013/06/the-ne…
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“You’ve always been a lover of bacon. Now you can be a bacon lover” hahahahahahaha now take my credit card
“Keep It Sizzlin’”
“but sperm is not vegan” Hi I don’t want to be in this conversation anymore
What You Don’t Know About NSA’s PRISM Back Door and other erotic stories by @nathanmfarrugia buff.ly/11DsYqL
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I have the apartment to myself all week so obvs won't be wearing pants for a while.
the Australian Psychic Sexpo: they know you are coming.
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LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE DIPPING THEIR HEADS BENEATH RIVER WATER, SHARPENING THEIR TEETH UPON THE STONES. THEY RISE, SMILING.
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M8 RT @cheapfoodslut: this is why i thought english was so hard to learn #straya youtu.be/T_8Vy0p88XM
m8 can you make your air force reunion thing another week thanks
F/A-18 HORNET FIGHTER PLANE FLIP
There is an Air Force reunion in this country town right when I need to be there and they've booked out all the hotels DESK FLIP
"Yep, there’s nothing quite like a NSA man-in-the-middle violation to get the juices flowing."
We live in a grid of surveillance. YOLO.
I wrote a blogue: What You Don’t Know About NSA’s PRISM Back Door and other erotic stories buff.ly/11DsYqL twitpic.com/cwl04x
"If I grew up on a farm and I was retarded, then Bruges would impress me." #colinfarrell #inbruges
"The instructions said to get the fuck out of London. Go to Bruges. I don't even know where Bruges fucking is." #inbruges
Me: "I don't think we have any room in the fridge for more beer" Ben: "I never want to hear that statement in #manpartment ever again"
I think the only way to save Die Hard 6: stop making John McClane an invincible idiot and return to his quick-thinking, resourceful self.
Fuck yeah that was a terrible movie #diehard5
Pretty sure he just jumped from a helicopter into a truck and then into a building and now they are going for a swim #diehard5