honestly would’ve preferred global warming over global cooling.
hailstones in summer. well done Earth
Tippy’s walk is short-lived because coffee. pic.twitter.com/QpYdQGndBK
What if you were a spy and you didn't know, how embarrassing pic.twitter.com/q1mct6ueGk
Tippy that is not your iPad pic.twitter.com/0GEWrB3hKk
actual paper newspaper (how cute)
watching a business man on the tram sneeze into his newspaper
*on a first date*
wow that's cool you work with kids.... anyways like I was saying Battlefield 4 only runs at 720P on XBOX One which is odd
This is the best thing J.K. Rowling has EVER said. pic.twitter.com/2gpMdAmL30
I have read so many undergraduate essays that capitalise the word internet I am beginning to doubt my own beliefs
I will be victorious except if there is a fire and I die because I don’t have a smoke detector
I swear if it chirps again all night like it did last time I will smash it to pieces THEN WHO IS LAUGHING SMOKE DETECTOR
I hate you smoke detector
just put a new battery in the smoke detector and now it’s chirping at me again
haha certainly brightened up my day. @SteveKardynal
's chatroulette wrecking ball youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHG…
That awkward moment at an Xbox event where the DJ has to disguise his Mac. instagram.com/p/hEV7aRjYSC/
Here’s a submission tip, writers: don’t send it in PDF. Most editors use e-readers nowadays and PDFs convert poorly to reflowable text.
pretty sure the design brief for Windows 8.1 was: let’s make this as ugly and unusable as possible pic.twitter.com/WLbJgjr9Q5
AMC let you watch The Walking Dead for free on their website, so I guess you could AirPlay it to your TV. If you were a dickhead.
I have Netflix and Hulu on my Apple TV and I still need to download pirated episodes of The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones. 😐
what are normal people hobbies? fun runs and cooking classes?
so now Ben and I are surveilling each other in the supermarket while getting groceries (we are weird and need new hobbies)
while we were blending in at the casino, Ben won $5 on the slot machines. well done Ben
It would be hilarious if he’s reading your Twitter feed.
this is hell without radio. phones are the worst.
now he’s in a church. we have both exits covered. so I’m hoping there isn’t a third exit
the most annoying anti-surveillance technique so far has been crossing a street just before traffic takes off.
fuck. lost him in a casino pic.twitter.com/BTPJ1BJenR
our first covert surveillance exam is tracking our instructor through Melbourne without radio, on foot. pic.twitter.com/hdjwvtj5OP
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techniques, plotting with #Scrivener
& bacon! wp.me/p3lYHq-py
every time someone says #cleaneating
I think of bacon because in my mind bacon is the ultimate form of clean eating.
iPhone what are you doing pic.twitter.com/RXGVTJeZdg
Advanced Covert Surveillance - Day 2: You have a 40 second window to identify the target in the crowd and track them (this is super hard when 300 people from multiple flights explode through multiple exits)
full bladder while conducting surveillance? men have empty bottles. women: “we have funnels for that” ok good
the iPhone replica is less conspicuous.
hidden camera disguised as, well, cell phone circa 1998. lens is on top, 74 degree angle, 2.5K resolution. pic.twitter.com/HuLkwp8SSa
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So we got a bit carried away in the office this afternoon … youtu.be/xWGtIzlIMf8
very research so precision
@nathanmfarrugia @irrellievant @superlinguo
My research says it's on Freshwater Place, Southbank.