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Nathan M. Farrugia
"I've discovered the secret to dialogue. It's [this] much whisky" - @hildebrandburke
v serious author conversations (with cat stickers)
I didn't even know you could kill those plants
It's been two days and we've already managed to kill our indoor plant
hmm the new Ant-Man trailer looks pretty mediocre for Edgar Wright oh right he left the project.
The holiday specials on all these techno-thrillers ends today! 🎁💥
also 5 years ago today I went to a post-production meeting with no pants
Wow. No idea there were so many gardeners here. I once watered a plastic fern for six months.
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"House of Salad restaurant" could not think of anything less exciting
she who controls the cushion controls the couch
which is a fuck load of thickened cream & berries on meringue
in Straya it's customary to have pav (strayan for pavlova) for Crimbo (Christmas) dessert
happy holidays! I have eaten several plates of pork crackling over the last few days you could say I'm going the whole hog
I was a massively fat baby (that's me with my uncle and mother)
mum has the baby photos out already, better start drinking early then
Tippy is not impressed she can't come shopping with us
find your porn name: take your real name and become a porn star
Merry Christmas, Amerifriends! 🎄 Here are all my techno-thrillers free and on special 🎁�
🎄 MERRY CRIMBO, STRAYA 🎄 Here are all my techno-thrillers free and on Christmas special… 🎁
Christmas bon-bons (crackers) are a nice tradition. I like pulling things and making explosions.
"If it's not a survival or tactical skill, I don't need to know it" - my hot take on the skill of wrapping presents
Check out these giant candy canes at Crown Melbourne. Do they remind you of something else?
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Simon Pegg is a hit man in Australia - yes pls… Kill Me Three Times
well written RT @newmatilda The Only Terrorist Organisation Involved In The Sydney Siege Is The Murdoch Press Empire
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Going on holidays? Fill your e-reader up with our special priced books. So many amazing books.
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remember ladies: it's not the size of his boat that matters, it's the length of his penis
If only Australia had draconian terror and surveillance laws...
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Jason Statham is the same character in every movie and I still watch it
don’t know how this escaped me but they made a TV series out of 12 Monkeys that at least has John Malkovich in it…
this Systema knife disarming vid is cool for two reasons: the action, the catchy 80s royalty free music…
I asked @PatrickLenton about his superpower and he briefly plagiarised Tim Minchin but then told me the answer…
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texted "derp" and it autocorrected to "deep". my text just became a sext.
Check it out! Momentum has a brand-spiffing-new website! So pretty.
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you can tell by the size of the knob that it means business (talking about BBQs obvs)
what if Jesus said everything in a sarcastic voice and that didn’t come across in print
his pistol misfired and the President “proceeded to beat him down with his cane”