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I just want to spoon out your eyes and force feed them to you through your nose
All I want this week is for one day to pass without someone being a prick
My nephews and nieces are literally everything to me
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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Remember, the girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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When I'm married divorce is not an option. If you mad you better go in a room or get a massage. Cause we're working all our sh*t out
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If I were a celebrity I would kill two birds with one stone and release a scented children's book.
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Theres some proper tunes on @thisisheart tonight
If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
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'Do you know the colour of your eyebrows are the colour of your pubes!?' #Gogglebox
I shouldn't laugh, but @DomParker5's verson of the Pistorius trial was pretty good #Gogglebox
'Well they can skate off down the dole office tomorrow' @ChrissySteed #Gogglebox
This woman knows her driving! #Gogglebox
Brothers friends got me a crate ... Um why not
Suppose it's gunna have to be chicken nuggets and a wank day for me 😂
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