4x quarter pounder reggae reggae burgers with cheese #Chongalongalong pic.twitter.com/RRtngkrIi8
Engagement rings are the prettiest pieces if jewellery
I love my baby so much she is
My world :') <333
I wonder if you can pay somebody to kill you and they won't be charged
See things from my eyes then you will know
If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face!
Somtimes you forgive people because you still want them in your life.
Be strong I whispered to my wifi signal.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My personality test results came back. They're negative.
I stay high because the world is so low.
Trevs breakfast stick 2x sausage 2x bacon 2x egg 2 burgers with grated cheese & BBQ sauce! :P #Awesome #Chong #Fatty pic.twitter.com/rYPwXBh1Sw
Had enough of this shit I'm done
So rape is at least 20 years in prison but you kill a policeman and you don't get out, what a load of shit #government #Wankers #Pathetic
Blow jobs are the second best thing a women can do with there mouth, the first is shutting up!
Good on you going 2-0 up then you fucked it up... #FifaKing pic.twitter.com/JeePTFdYj8
Life is like a camera Focus on what's best, capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if it goes wrong Take another shot.
Fast and furious 6 this Friday??
Pffft Elite KK you are shocking... #FifaKing pic.twitter.com/bAKC71NWk8
I saw 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was Shout For Help! #Dumbass
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
My Dad used to say always fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
If your going to start something at least finish it #Cunt
Don't you hate when you see something good on tv then realise something else is good
Trying to drown them, girls hate that!
Inbetweeners movie Yeaaaaah Boy! #LoveLife
Just had a Georgia moment
The person below masturbates to animal porn.
my black friend wants to switch banks so I called him a monkey he's replied with Bastard and I said because you keep switching branches!
Follow Georgiawhiting1 she's a babe!!!! <3
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
So hard being in a relation ship with this... @georgiawhiting1
This Weather needs to do one! #Downer
Hangover part 1 then part 2 now part 3 #BringItOn
I never used to give a fuck, but since I drank red bull I couldn't give a flying fuck!
Add me up Xbox live: xX N45HR1 Xx
Soo fucking bored somebody save me
Every fucking time I bet on you fuck it #Wankers #raging #fuming
FOR FAKE SAKE MAN CITY YOU CUNTS!!!!