22 Reasons Why Penguins Are Hands Down The Best Animals On Earth @danny_ledger buzzfeed.com/tracyclayton/r…
Sponsorship opportunity of the week pic.twitter.com/8ImA1m7MX3
Having a little cry watching live footage of #batkid
defeating The Penguin and running round the bases at the SF Giants baseball ground.
story has got me all emotional! Just the loveliest story, well done @MakeAWish
Listening to my workout playlist, making me miss running along the seafront after work so much. Stupid winter, making it all dark early.
Looking forward to going home tonight, left the heating on high... Hello sweatbox!
Pure gold: Ron Burgundy photobombs Kings of Leon instagram.com/p/gj3fFomYl5/
Amazing. Historical pictures realistically coloured. Makes some of them look like they're just recreations twentytwowords.com/2013/11/06/rea…
It's going to be a nightmare getting there and home but I don't care cos it's BONFIRE NIGHT!!!! #LewesBonfire #KABOOM
In love with all my pretty new clothes from the boyfriend but new boots will never be a joy to break in #firstworldproblems
This song never fails to make me happy, no matter how rubbish I'm feeling. ♫ On an Evening in Roma – Dean Martin spoti.fi/18tWAWU
Interrobang is what would happen if Zac Efron committed a crime and I was the questioning officer.
The only people I can hear talking are sharing their super boring tales of their journey from Clapham.
Waiting to go into this conference, hate that they make everyone hover outside. Nobody's 'networking'. Thank god for smartphones.
Very proud of my missus atm, she's getting new client after new client. Probably a bad thing one of them involves Jimmy Choo though...
Mm first homemade soup of the year. Cosy season is upon us.
Oh good, there's a thunder storm the one night I'm at home all alone.
Very proud of my better half today. Guest lecturing at his uni, inspiring the next wave of young designers. Such a clever boy.
N'awwww little girl crying about going to school. Don't worry, I know how you feel.
21 Glorious Moments In Punning History. This makes me happy. buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/22-g…
Post holiday blues hitting me hard today.
Only just got back from one holiday and the best boyfriend ever has just booked us 2 weeks in Mexico next year. 5 star, obvs.
Mine & @nancylloyd17
's current living together update: pic.twitter.com/CPczxvvzVF
Damn it. I didn't realise how much I definitely needed a gold iPhone in my life until now. Black iPhone you're no longer good enough, sorry.
I fall In love with this track all over again every time I listen to it. Sia - Breathe Me. open.spotify.com/track/7jqzZyJJ…
Me and my oldest friend over 15 years ago. What a poser! instagram.com/p/d1tGcSj6-T/
And I just almost slipped on a banana peel whilst trying to hurry past a homeless person shouting at me.
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My hair going wrong was enough to ruin my day. Just to give you an idea of how fragile and pathetic I'm feeling today.
She woke up with a Chinese accent!!!!! This is crazy!
Japan, sleeping bags that look like pastry are in style ow.ly/of4rf
"Yay! Batman's here, we're all saved! Hey Batman, the bad guy has us all tied... What the... Batman, are you CRYING?!" - Affleck as Batman
Ben Affleck is the new Batman?! Nahhhh
'Go awaaayyyy village speed zappers, go back to your early bird harvester meal!' - @nancylloyd17
on the road.
Oh god Anne Hathaway get out of this film, you're ruining batman day for me.
The only things I truly hate about the Batman Trilogy are Maggie Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. What were they thinking?!
If you make a mistake just own up. It'll come back and bite you eventually, and the longer you leave it the worse that bite will be.
Dear all men, don't wear white t-shirts if they make your saggy breasts clearly visible, flopping about all over the place. Yuck.
Just trying to create ad copy linking ancient Chinese mythology to gold jewellery. Standard marketing ploy.
My Dad text me this morning to tell me that Tom Cruise personally thanked him for all his hard work. So casual. Not fair.
on Fashion Police. This woman is hilarious.
Oh seriously. Don't walk along the street in your Golds Gym vest with your nipples showing and blow smoke in face. You dick.
Steel band playing Christmas music and Buck's Fizz. Yes.
The Aldi Gin advert makes me very happy.
If you hold a sea trout up to your ear, you can hear the sound of the aquarium employee telling you to put it back.
Morning gym and green tea baths. Feeling good, just got to keep it up.
Just saw a carpenter's van called "Wooden It Be Nice". That is genius.
You're not jogging. You're shuffling your feet and swinging your arms a lot. You do not know how to jog. To do know how to look foolish.