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Phil Cory
Also...just watched a squirrel use the crosswalk system here on sixth street. That cute little fuzz ball is smarter than half the population
Guys guys! I'm not proud of myself, but I just found out that the word "diuretic" does not actually mean "to induce explosive shits" D=
I don't really know what just happened but #webelieveinyou #SouthPark
Dammit... I told my mom this was a sure thing pic.twitter.com/XwtyEWlmEA
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I don't know why I keep eating @sonicdrivein jalapeno burgers when my ass always regrets it the next day.
Watching the grumpy cat movie. I'm glad that made it a "we know it's a shitty movie but that's the funny part" #WorstChristmasEver
Also this guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, people have no concept of manners anymore.
Also. Edgar == what. Fuck my phone.
Edgar do I do after stuffing my face with thanksgiving food? Stuff my face again at Denny's of course.
What's going on in downtown #Austin today? Three black suvs just pulled up to the omni filled with men wearing suits. No one has left cars
There are no strangers in Texas, only friends you haven’t met yet.
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I bet this lady on this train can't fart. She doesn't shut up long enough to build the required pressure.
Hah. @ImValNichushkin has discovered how to put gifs on Twitter and has my timeline more awesome.
Dude wtf. Theres like 60 #kids on the #train this morning.
#Fuck it's #cold. Us #Texans aren't used to this cold weather....except maybe #Dallas. But no one likes them. pic.twitter.com/3pBugNcZ8f
#Fuck it's #cold. #Austin #Texas
I think @ChipotleTweets should cast me in a commercial since I eat there three times a week. Also I can't act so there's that too
One of my baby hamsters is retarded
Pugs are no longer challenging :( feel free to add me on psn. #callofduty #ghosts #ps4 #playstation4 #easymode pic.twitter.com/uphalIR3qd
Pugs are no longer challenging. I need a #GB team. #callofduty #ghosts #ps4 #easymode
So I've been working on this mobile game this past month. Looking nice so far if I do say so myself.
Gotta represent my #Dallas #stars #hockey
You're killing me @cokezone . I haven't found a "share a coke with Phil" yet. :(
Spezza on hearing that Hemsky was signed too: youtu.be/PMxJzdVYtXY?t=… @DallasStars @NHL @Ali_Lucia
Woo. Texas stars stomp St. John's 6-3 in game 1 of the Calder Cup championship. pic.twitter.com/6kN9b42lhC
Hey @GoPro - I'll trade you my Sony Handycam HD camera for one of your cameras. I'll even throw in a bottle of booze.
Finally painted my #ps4 controller. Now to get some clear buttons, joysticks, & LEDs #PlayStation #Sony #psn #gaming pic.twitter.com/W5N3bOKMN1
Finally got around to paint my #ps4 controller #Sony #PlayStation
Summoned my inner #Disney #princess
Mmm...Look at what I managed to pull from a couple #Flashfire packs today. #pokemon #charizard pic.twitter.com/R0aELLgRHW
So weird not working in the video gaMes industry anymore....
I don't want this any of this shit anymore. RT to win I suppose. pic.twitter.com/dcweuA9FNB
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Random bleachers in the alley between #6th & 7th street in #Austin Pretty sure bum fights go down after hours now.
Easter fun with the new sister.
As a Texan, born and raised, you were the reason I got into hockey and even play it myself. @9modano #retiring9
So close to $1,000 on day 1! Pic: ow.ly/i/4ProK | RT would really help us reach that milestone: bit.ly/ZombieATX #SXSW
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My game is now live on KickStarter. Check it out. kickstarter.com/projects/nickm…
I should start a blog of pm's I get kicking peoples asses in cod. pic.twitter.com/R59b2zKafM
I think I parked next to @otterN9NE wife seeing the Stars practice since I can't watch a game. They still live here? pic.twitter.com/nuJcFLtKo2