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Phil Cory
6th street is scary quiet at the moment. #Austin
I vote this be done in Austin at the @CedarParkCenter @tseguinofficial @Hilary_Knight - I'll be goalie to make it a high scoring affair.
Don't see how @RondaRousey is a fan of #DBZ. Fight didn't last anywhere near 7 episodes. Pay-per-second should exist.
Such a shuttle change. #mustang
People who get in the right hand lane at a stoplight and go straight. #ihateyou
Finally found a use for my #pikachu backpack. #pokemon #germanshepherd
Finally found a use for my #pikachu backpack. #germanshepherd #pokemon
Yay #hockey injury >_<
Better late than never. Can't even remember when I sent that tweet. @CocaCola thanks for the info
Woo! New wheels and bearings for tonight's #hockey game. Maybe now I can stop without sliding 5 extra feet. πŸ˜’
So debating on getting season tickets to the baby stars next year. #texasstars #dallasstars
So I bought a new car two weeks ago.
Hey @TheDriskill ... Why are your flags at half mast this morning? I haven't heard of anyone passing today.
Damn it feels good to be back on an iPhone
I vote @WillFerreI and @KevinHart4real visit our co. (7th & San Jacinto behind bikinis 4th floor) since they're doing interviews on 6th
the air is hurting my face
Only a few hours of sleep. Going to be a loooong. #responsibility is lacking
Awh yes. Shit is about to go down. #wii #mariokart #aboutfuckingtime
Ask and you shall receive. @jessicacory #chill #cat
My cat is a creeper
First book I've bought in years and it cost me $70 >_<. Better be worth it
Time for #hockey let's do this
Always thought that Flareon was fluffy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚8V7
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Woo. New hockey laces. No more sweaty crusty black ones
Awh yeah. New #hockey laces. No more sweaty crusty ones.
Unable to decide between @Whataburger or @Wendys . I hate making tough choices.
This cat looks like he's getting ready to cast Fire 3. #blackmage #finalfantasy #nes
Come on cowboys. Stop fucking up.
So lazy. Have not yet left the bed.
Sleep schedule is still too fubar from the holidays to be a normal functioning adult.
Fuck its too cold "@CapMetroATX: MetroRail delays now 10-15 minutes.
Also...just watched a squirrel use the crosswalk system here on sixth street. That cute little fuzz ball is smarter than half the population
Guys guys! I'm not proud of myself, but I just found out that the word "diuretic" does not actually mean "to induce explosive shits" D=
I don't really know what just happened but #webelieveinyou #SouthPark
I think I found Splinter on 6th St. #Austin #NinjaTurtles
Dammit... I told my mom this was a sure thing
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I don't know why I keep eating @sonicdrivein jalapeno burgers when my ass always regrets it the next day.
First fire of the season.
Watching the grumpy cat movie. I'm glad that made it a "we know it's a shitty movie but that's the funny part" #WorstChristmasEver
Also this guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, people have no concept of manners anymore.
Also. Edgar == what. Fuck my phone.
Edgar do I do after stuffing my face with thanksgiving food? Stuff my face again at Denny's of course.
What's going on in downtown #Austin today? Three black suvs just pulled up to the omni filled with men wearing suits. No one has left cars
There are no strangers in Texas, only friends you haven’t met yet.
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I bet this lady on this train can't fart. She doesn't shut up long enough to build the required pressure.
Hah. @ImValNichushkin has discovered how to put gifs on Twitter and has my timeline more awesome.
Dude wtf. Theres like 60 #kids on the #train this morning.




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