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Phil Cory
Woo! New wheels and bearings for tonight's #hockey game. Maybe now I can stop without sliding 5 extra feet. πŸ˜’
So debating on getting season tickets to the baby stars next year. #texasstars #dallasstars
So I bought a new car two weeks ago.
Hey @TheDriskill ... Why are your flags at half mast this morning? I haven't heard of anyone passing today. pic.twitter.com/cFfcSLesIp
Damn it feels good to be back on an iPhone
I vote @WillFerreI and @KevinHart4real visit our co. (7th & San Jacinto behind bikinis 4th floor) since they're doing interviews on 6th
the air is hurting my face
Only a few hours of sleep. Going to be a loooong. #responsibility is lacking
Awh yes. Shit is about to go down. #wii #mariokart #aboutfuckingtime
Ask and you shall receive. @jessicacory #chill #cat
My cat is a creeper
First book I've bought in years and it cost me $70 >_<. Better be worth it
Time for #hockey let's do this
Always thought that Flareon was fluffy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚pic.twitter.com/9PzpYcw8V78V7
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Woo. New hockey laces. No more sweaty crusty black ones
Awh yeah. New #hockey laces. No more sweaty crusty ones. pic.twitter.com/6gsU7PLCEy
Unable to decide between @Whataburger or @Wendys . I hate making tough choices.
This cat looks like he's getting ready to cast Fire 3. #blackmage #finalfantasy #nes pic.twitter.com/LK3o7dzxc5
Come on cowboys. Stop fucking up.
So lazy. Have not yet left the bed. pic.twitter.com/tyI2lL8tFd
Sleep schedule is still too fubar from the holidays to be a normal functioning adult.
Fuck its too cold "@CapMetroATX: MetroRail delays now 10-15 minutes.
Also...just watched a squirrel use the crosswalk system here on sixth street. That cute little fuzz ball is smarter than half the population
Guys guys! I'm not proud of myself, but I just found out that the word "diuretic" does not actually mean "to induce explosive shits" D=
I don't really know what just happened but #webelieveinyou #SouthPark
I don't know why I keep eating @sonicdrivein jalapeno burgers when my ass always regrets it the next day.
Watching the grumpy cat movie. I'm glad that made it a "we know it's a shitty movie but that's the funny part" #WorstChristmasEver
Also this guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, people have no concept of manners anymore.
Also. Edgar == what. Fuck my phone.
Edgar do I do after stuffing my face with thanksgiving food? Stuff my face again at Denny's of course.
What's going on in downtown #Austin today? Three black suvs just pulled up to the omni filled with men wearing suits. No one has left cars
There are no strangers in Texas, only friends you haven’t met yet.
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I bet this lady on this train can't fart. She doesn't shut up long enough to build the required pressure.
Hah. @ImValNichushkin has discovered how to put gifs on Twitter and has my timeline more awesome.
Dude wtf. Theres like 60 #kids on the #train this morning.
#Fuck it's #cold. Us #Texans aren't used to this cold weather....except maybe #Dallas. But no one likes them. pic.twitter.com/3pBugNcZ8f
#Fuck it's #cold. #Austin #Texas
I think @ChipotleTweets should cast me in a commercial since I eat there three times a week. Also I can't act so there's that too
One of my baby hamsters is retarded
Pugs are no longer challenging :( feel free to add me on psn. #callofduty #ghosts #ps4 #playstation4 #easymode pic.twitter.com/uphalIR3qd
Pugs are no longer challenging. I need a #GB team. #callofduty #ghosts #ps4 #easymode
So I've been working on this mobile game this past month. Looking nice so far if I do say so myself.
Gotta represent my #Dallas #stars #hockey