What we like, we flaunt.
What we love, we hide.
Stalking is caring without consent.
Q: What would you call an Apple product that is custom made for Sachin Tendulkar?
There's special place in 'bhaad' for everyone ~ Indians.
Me: Mom, I'm bored.
Mom: Hi Bored, I'm mom.
"Wake me up when this life ends" - Ghosts
The problem is that people spread rumours more than happiness.
Happiness is your friend thinking about you, even though you're barely in touch and then they ping!
Happiness is your lover calling you out excitedly.
Love is when Handxzum pRinCe finds his Kewl PriNcezzzzzZ.
I need a friend with twitter benefit.
Apparently, I'm "ready to have a beer anytime" years old.
Have sex on a bean bag. Grow up and tell your kids, that you've bean there, done that. Laugh at yourself.
Find a woman who goes mad to see you like the "ZAARA end of season sale"
Find a woman who is as happy to see you as she is to see "50% off".
So hot that you may call me Al Paseeno.
Men believe in only one dress code.
Overheard someone saying 'Bhai aajkal toh bhul hi Gaya, photos pe like bhi Ni Karta, sab theek?'
Boys get followers for being witty
Girls get followers for being titty.
Bhencho Balika Vadhu khatam hone pe message toh aise dikhate hain jaise bada intellectual type show ho.
Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'Naivester'. @ruzzlegame ruzzle-game.com/download
Their relationship died as it was suffering from the 'last seen' disease.
'Basically' is the bhencho of corporate world.
Some people have the divine power of entering their house via four square. Rest use their keys.
1 Lal Bahadur Shastri = 453592 Mahatma Gandhi
(1 lbs = 453592 mg)
Rihanna wrote "I love the way you lie" while sitting on Pinocchio's face.
The most famous place in India - Bhaad.
Name your unlucky friend 'Kaalia'
Now, everytime he/she falls in trouble you can say "Ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
That unbelievable moment when your internet downloads faster than your computer's transfer speed.
Don't take life too seriously, it's not Twitter.
An archaeologist is the best husband
a woman can have. The older she gets
the more interested he is in her.
Damn you Punjabis and your unisexual names. I don't know if I should look forward to this meeting with Gurpreet or not.
"I'm fine" - a woman's suicide note.
There is the 'K' you hate as a reply and there is the 'K' you love in your followers count.
Divided by time zones. United by insomnia.
Went to see 'The Lunchbox' but had to leave halfway through so I asked them to parcel the rest.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
The best answer to,"Whom will you choose? Your parents or spouse?" is that parents gave you life and the spouse gave a new meaning to it.
If you're having breakfast and lunch separately instead of brunch on a holiday, then you're doing a holiday wrong.
Bhai, reached Andheri?
Kidhar khada hai?
McD ke bahar.
Bhenchod, aadha Mumbai Andheri McD ke bahar hi khada rehta hai tu kidhar hai?
Plz suggest a good neurologist in Mumbai wid name of d hospital/clinic theyre available at.Suggest docs who can give urgent appointmnt #help
Me : Yaar, I need to save.
Vegetables : LOL
Grocery : LOL
Petrol : LOL
Husband : LOL
Happy waala budday to @RichaDKumar
:D Hope you had an awesome day :D God bless you :)
Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a hockey stick for that.
12th twitter contest win! :D Aaaand the prize is Beer! :D
, DM us your details :) #Chuggyisms #beerupcheerup
The Winner of the #SuggestABeerGame
contest with the wackiest suggestion mixed with tradition is @Naivester
- BEER KABADDI !