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Fender Stratocaster
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My body type is more "mashed potatoes stuffed into a ziplock bag" and less "pear-shaped."
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Instead of deleting pictures of my ex. I print them out and use them as drink coasters.
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Saw a guy using WeChat. ALIENS EXIST GUYS, ALIENS DO EXIST.
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Sharad Pawar: I love you. Wife: I love you too. :* Sharad Pawar: :^
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Jaya Bacchan: Mujhe lagta hai mera Rahul aa gaya. I can feel it. I know it. Big B: Helicopter se aaya hai woh. Behra koi nahi hai idhar.
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Mumbaikars, follow us, ask your friends to follow and mention us your name, and stand a chance to win two comp. cocktails. #ILoveB9 Come on!
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Boy makes sexual joke Twitter Moralist: Dude, stop objectifying women Girl makes sexual joke TM: HAHAHAHA! *gets into licking position*
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2 states spoiler: It is based on a Chetan Bhagat Novel. #MainBhiSpoiler
How do guys propose: On one knee. How do girls propose: "I'm pregnant!"
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God helps those who help themselves, relatives help those who... Oh wait! Relatives never help anyone.
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As ignored as a guy on social networks.
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Honey Singh: Chaar botal vodka.. Kaam mera roz ka.. Honey Singh's Doctor: Chaar botal vodka.. Liver ki maa chodtta..
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A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.
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Friend:HAHAHA!Cant stop laughing! Me:Project submission ki date change ho gayi hai.Have to submit tomorrow. Friend:……… Me:Ruk gayi na hansi?
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When you're so close, that you feel their heartbeat without touching.
When you're so close, that you can feel their breath in your ears.
We are looking for an Art Intern in our Mumbai office. InDesign & Photoshop knowledge is a must. Send you CV to recruitment@ogaan.co.in
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Im pretty sure Congress must be searching on OLX to buy second hand votes.
She: "Do you still love me?" He: "To quote, Hamlet - Act 3 Scene II Line 39, 'No'."
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Me : Who are you? Negro : Leonardo DiCaprio!! Me (in mind) : Abey, Titanic jala tha ya dooba tha?? :/
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Any GRC consultant who can help me in getting the insights of Threats, vulnerabilities and mitigation control. Urgent help needed! Please RT
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