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With the kind of sensors Jaya Bachchan has in K3G, are you sure she isn't one of the X Men?
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*Friend calls* Me : Hello Friend : Kaha hai ? Me : Gym mei F : Kya kar raha hai ? Me : Chhole bhature kha raha hun F : Khaake mil kaam hai
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"You got a new macbook? Whats the specs?" "It's got Super Sexy Ghz, Bhari Mast GB RAM, Edam Baap GB HDD space, Jhakaas resolution display"
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Me : I'm ordering pizza Papa: No . I'm not paying for it. Me: *chan se jo toote koi sapna jag suna suna laage jag suna suna lage *
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Here's a reminder of our #TwitterPartyStory guys,don't forget 2 send your #stories by 2day!See rules! #WhenWeParty pic.twitter.com/lD53l9sZ6k
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What was d whackiest thing that happened when u partied?Send ur answer by 27th Oct!See rules!#WhenWeParty @JinroIndia pic.twitter.com/HflF9W9RTl
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Dear @CafeCoffeeDay your lounge outlet at N-block, Rajiv Chowk, New Delhi is misleading customers by keeping menu cards with old rates!
Choose what fits you, not what you fit into.
My friend asked me how "Electricity" is measured and I was like "Watt".
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Me:Bhaiya station? Rikshawaala: ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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'Aryabhatt' and 'Alia Bhatt' have a 180ยฎ phase difference between them.
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There are some who work on Diwali for the rest of us. Super @htTweets pic of Mumbai motorman, by Anshuman Poyrekar pic.twitter.com/qg69kIU0Cb
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Ball of yummyness or in other words Chilli manchurian ball. #FoodLove #ChineseCrazy instagram.com/p/udaz3yzeQD/
You could have been the man of her life, if there weren't so many women in yours.
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I took her to a hill station and convinced her to marry me. I call her Manali.
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Forgetting to remove your bindi while wearing shorts results in an instant Silk Smitha effect ๐Ÿ˜
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Normal guy:Happy diwali :) Guy preparing for CAT:Wishing you an affluent,blooming,flourishing,convivial,ecstatic,sparkling,gleeful Diwali
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Just got into an argument with Salman's fan; Not going to sleep on footpath tonight.
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Cheese Chilli Toast with parsley and thyme sprinkling. #Foodgasm #JunkLover instagram.com/p/uXeanEzeWu/
Win 1 of 3 @ChandonIndia Diwali boxes today!RT this bpb list & tell us which contact you think is most useful, to win!bpbweekend.com/feel-good/tranโ€ฆ
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Seems the queen loves to live on the edge. #Carrom instagram.com/p/uS4QnCzeTt/
T wisting W ords I nto T weets T o E scape R eality
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On the occasion of #WorldFoodDay we present to you ---> The #HungerGames Contest // The nicest 'deed' wins! // RT pic.twitter.com/Cn3EosDnOi
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Anyone at the domestic airport gate A1 to A15? Come say hi!
Wake up. SOMEONE.
Arey O dilli waalo sunte ho kya, aa raha hu main kal! Travelling spree begins!
People who are meant to be together will always find their way back.
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Once Ajay Devgn got angry with a packet of flour. He yelled 'Atta majhi satakli'
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"What's that son? You failed your exams? Don't worry. Come here." *hugs* "Now how about we go for a long drive?" pic.twitter.com/P3KLoFUQsC
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Tip: Don't die a virgin. There are terrorists waiting for you in heaven
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Just saw my fb wall. One distant friend got married yesterday. Other friend has a 2 month old kid already. Did I just jump 7 years ahead? :O
GF : How Do I look? BF : Fatter than last night. G : Why can't you ever compliment me? B : Ok then,Thinner than tomorrow. #StuffYouCantSay
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She said goodbye to him, waving her hand infinitely. #HeSheStories
Jules, our minds were with you. We understood that we were not complete today. #ForzaJules pic.twitter.com/opDAVCn0g1
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โ€œ@itvnews: Michael Schumacher 'waking up very slowly' after skiing accident, teenage son says itv.com/news/update/20โ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/Cc9VtkdJZCโ€
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"Do you drink occasionally or regularly?" "Occasionally. But occasions come regularly."
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