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Fender Stratocaster
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It's when you see children playing on swings in the morning, while you're dressing up for work, that you realise how fucked up growing up is
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How falling in love and falling out of it leads to sleepless nights.
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People who upload only solo pictures are very 'Selfies'h.
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#GetTheLook #contest Q2: Which celebrity gives red carpet fashion tips to Yashasvi? Win vouchers from @LACOSTE_INDIA! Coming up: Q3
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#GetTheLook #contest Q1: What treatments does Yashasvi receive at the Taj Salon? @LACOSTE_INDIA vouchers to be won! Coming up: Q2&3
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YOLO: You only lie once ~ No one ever.
Maa: Knock Knock. Me: Who's there? Maa: Maa. Me: Who Maa? Maa: Huma Qureshi. My mom is twitter material ._.
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Project report. Get over already please.
One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.
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i wanna be so hot that I sexually confuse gay boys and straight girls.
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Wife: YOLO Om Puri: You only live once? Wife: Yeh omelette le Om.
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Aalia Bhatt was eating make up Pooja Bhatt- eeeks. Make up kyu kha rahi ho? Aalia Bhatt- dad says u should be beautiful from the inside too
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Honthon mei aisi baat main daba ke chali aayi.. Gutkha hai
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XUV500 absolutely free for 2 days. Just follow @Myles_IN & RT this to be one lucky winner. Open till 9:00pm today.TCA bit.ly/1nV2TwM
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XUV500 absolutely free for 2 days. Just follow @Myles_IN & RT this to be 1 lucky winner. Open till 8:30pm today.TCA bit.ly/1nV2TwM
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XUV500 free for 2 days! Just follow @Myles_IN & RT this to be 1 lucky winner. Open till 8:30pm today.TCA bit.ly/1nV2TwM
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If you break ties with people you've known for long because you realize they're bringing negativity in your life, then its worth it.
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Heartiest congratulations to @TheBigBhookad on his new venture @lensplate ! Hope to see even better pictures of FOOD and FOOD and FOOD!
He: Do u hav watsapp? She: NO. He: We chat? Hike? She: Please, don't annoy me today. I'm on my period. He: I don't have that app. *BLOCKED*
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Katrina Kaif: "DM Malang Malang DM DM Malang Malang ♫" Malang: "No DMs Please"
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Poor man to Rahul Gandhi : Sir, Diesel is very costly.!!! Rahul Gandhi :Big deal !!! Wear Benetton or Tommy Hilfiger instead."
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Being with that person in your dreams and reality too. That!
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
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Last tweet. RT maybe?
If you know any affordable places or hotels where 3 people can stay in a room, do let me know! 5 girls n 3 boys for a week. #Help #Mumbai
#SwissMadeChallenge #contest Q3: To which place did the line of the broken leg of the chair lead the participants to?
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#SwissMadeChallenge #contest Q2: When was the longest wooden bench in the world built? Win Frey-No.1 Swiss Chocolate hampers. Coming up Q3.
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#SwissMadeChallenge #contest Q1: How many flags line the Mont Blanc bridge? Win hampers from Frey - No.1 Swiss Chocolate. Up next: Q2&3
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Hello Hello! :D New video is finally up with a quick look at my Goa visit. Don't forget to like, comment... youtu.be/kodgr03GxB8?a
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She: Hwz ew? Ua DP iz so kew. Talking 2 ew afta xuch a long time XOXO He: Behen pehle ghutka thook k aao muh se :3 *Blocked* #HeSheStories
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Please welcome my friend @KaminiBrownie to twitter. She is one awesome lady in life and will be on twitter too. Go follow her now!
Yolo. Unless you're an Ekta Kapoor serial actor.
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Of all the possible ways to die, you're going to have exactly one. Think of it.
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*Clicking a friend's picture* Me : Yaar you are very beautiful She : Thank you so much Me : Photo phir bhi achi nahi aati teri
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My bhua's husband loves football, I call him FIFA.
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Pune is now hotter than HP laptop or any android phone.
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*Gambhir scores a run* *SRK runs home* *opens fridge* *takes a sip of coke* aaj ek run kiya Kal 5 karega Uske baad 50 Phir 100 Yaaay :'D
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*Filling form on phone* He: Sex? She: Nope, periods.
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@WeAreMumbai His name is Sanjay Prasad, a journalist with Jia News. Checking if he lodged a complain. @mymalishka @anaggh @mid_day
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Major Mukund Vardharajan, originally 22 Rajput, deployed in Shopian with 44 RR died while killing 3 terrorists. RIP pic.twitter.com/w2hJ3SROJU
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