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Nördinho
My ex went jail for 4 years & didn't even come back hench , wasteman
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Snoop dogg went mad init😂😂..
The girl I saw in the apple store In Westfield today, holla me, I must find her 😭😭. Everyone keep retweeting, I take God beg you 🙌🙏😭
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...I can't prove my last 3 addresses on the spot, he also tried to confiscate my license & all my identification. pic.twitter.com/OG5TIMvaPJ
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I'm now 1 hour late for training & have lost the chance to be eligible for the first rugby the season because I "behave like a murderer"
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The @metpoliceuk who then hid his badge number compared my people (?) to planet of the apes and said I would be arrested if...
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I also have a video of a metropolitan police officer @metpoliceuk saying people like me (?) have the mental capability of an animal..
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Revenue protection (3232) officer then made a false report claiming I tried to kill him & chased him down stairs...& I've now been served.
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2-3 minutes later, 3 police cars, 1 bike, 8 officers & 4 revenue protection officers surrounded me & tried bully me. pic.twitter.com/QMTksdKhme
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So basically I asked an @TfLOfficial for his badge number he then called police to say he was being threatened and I tried kill him...
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Imagine @TfLOfficial inspectors are threatening 3, 11 year olds girls with jail & getting arrested because their oysters haven't arrived.
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@AlmightyUncle_: Chief Keef still hasn't dropped Bang 3 yet? Diɛn nboasɛm su ni? 😑😑” He's taking his time with that😒..
These guys were sat on the pavement looking at me so when I walked past I knew they'd be looking at my bum so I farted 😂😂😂
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@LeoMonadel: Somali girls love this jacket too much pic.twitter.com/cBQ08bmSZI” 😂😂
@BallinInHD: Hazard is better than Di Maria. Full stop.” vine.co/v/Mvaa5i2zEin
If my daughter make this face at me I have no other choice but to buy her a pony and go to Disney world for a month pic.twitter.com/aXBVNep2a6
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@MMLdn: How much do you pay for a trim?” £5
Hate it when people speak Yoruba around me. Speak english bruv 😕
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When your mum tells you to talk to your grandma in Nigeria pic.twitter.com/Ok5aMfFeV0
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My little brother Jason has been missing since 9 o'clock last night. If anyone has seen him please please tell me pic.twitter.com/NDFibcGSSt
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Lil Jay - Hot Nigga > B Shmurda - Hot Nigga
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Need to secure couple buff coats🌚..
@Dremar11: #TweetYourTurnOffs Girls with dad's and older brothers”
@wizkhalifa: My wife needs come handle this boner I got.”
Once I reach my final form it will be everyday selfies
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#TweetsYourTurnOns Buff girls who put effort in the convos
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DONE DEAL: Xabi Alonso has completed a £5m move to Bayern Munich. pic.twitter.com/euGcXHSByE
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#TweetYourTurnOffs girls in beard gang. You're selfish too
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#TweetYourTurnOffs Girls that talk like roadmen..
Van Gaal confirms Herrera remains injured & Rojo is still waiting on his work permit. "We have 10 injuries... one more than last week."
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@JayWittz: My money gets spent too quick these days 🚶😩”
Man like Sanchez yhh..
@UberFootFact: Di Maria compared to other Real Madrid players last season. pic.twitter.com/NWN1wz4rWP” just so people know who he acc is☺️
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when you over somebody house for the first time and u spot roaches 😂😂vine.co/v/M3vvUVZOlDXepF
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