Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Keef
That video is too funny😂..
Naaaaaa 😂😭😭😭😭 what a cunSl7Fi
Retweeted by Keef
Found out my little brother blocked me on Instagram because he didn't want me to clock that he wore my watch to prom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Retweeted by Keef
#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow you can turn a nigga to fetty wap in 3 seconds with this
Retweeted by Keef
#growingupgerman when mum had these in the freezer😎�S1
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpGerman Flicking this things like you're the coolest on the playground
Retweeted by Keef
#Growingupafrican going to school and your mum forcefully rubbing vaseline on your face like..
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpAfrican Using your left hand for anything would result in the mightiest slap
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpAfrican Mum: who broke the cup? Just confess i won't beat u Me: ok i broke it Mum: I'll finish you today
Retweeted by Keef
This was the cure to anything including: - headaches - broken heart - broken leg - sore throat #GrowingUpAfrican
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpAfrican Me: Mum where shall I put it? Mum: Come and put it on my head, idiot.
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpAfrican Mum: Come read this thing for me. I can't see it!
Retweeted by Keef
*when you break a plate MOM: Break all of them!! *when Mom Breaks a plate in the kitchen MOM: Who left this plate here?! #GrowingUpAfrican
Retweeted by Keef
when you holla at someone and you're not feeling the vibes you're getting back
Retweeted by Keef
@Morenology Oh dear, I'd like to make a note of this issue. Can I take your title please? Or do you not have one... - Mike
Retweeted by Keef
@Tesco Well, I opened the packet to find half of the Chelsea FC fanbase! Very plasticy, it had a rent boy whiff too.
Retweeted by Keef
@Morenology Hello, I'm so sorry to hear this. Can you please elaborate on what's wrong with the cheese you purchased? TY - Imran
Retweeted by Keef
I'm never buying cheese from @Tesco again, absolutely shocked by my purchase.
Retweeted by Keef
When you come downstairs and everyone's eating but no one called you
Retweeted by Keef
Them ones when you're in detention & your homies are chilling at the door waiting for you like 😄c
Retweeted by Keef
#GrowingUpUgly you had to make sure that your personality was on point.
Retweeted by Keef
When you introduce two people to each other and they start making motives without you
Retweeted by Keef
when you're at mcds drive-thru n your friend orders a filet-o-fish
Retweeted by Keef
LOOOOOOOL wtf they're still in day 1
Retweeted by Keef
#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how hype we got when we saw their faces for the first time
Retweeted by Keef
The struggle of trying to play football with these balls. #TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow
Retweeted by Keef
#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow the excitement everyone felt when this was rolled into class
Retweeted by Keef
"Fix your face before I give you something to cry about" #GrowingUpBlack
Retweeted by Keef
Our slang is all jokes to these Americans until they come to London & get told to come round the corner
Retweeted by Keef
CALLED SANTANDER AND SOMEONE SPENT £300 ON BALENCIAGAS FROM MY ACCOUNT 😡😤😡😤😡😤😤😡😡😡😡
Retweeted by Keef
LOOOOOOL it was so sour she started doing Karate skabsjaksjd
Retweeted by Keef
So a man got stabbed because he broke up with his girlfriend so she threw a knife in his back :(
Retweeted by Keef
The KKK couldn't be in England we wouldn't have it.
Retweeted by Keef
bitches dont wanna dm me back but want me to retweet when their sister goes missing fuck outta here with that shit
Retweeted by Keef
Those "I accidentally deleted this photo" on Instagram girls are the worst.
Retweeted by Keef
50 Cent isn't backrupt. He filed for bankruptcy so it freezes all his assets, meaning he doesn't have to pay. The mans a genius.
Retweeted by Keef
50 cent is not broke , only a broke mind would think that he is broke
Retweeted by Keef




Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.
Continue