RT if you will teach me how to play guitar
Lol. I never got why people lie about who broke up with who in a relationship, like its not something to brag about
Smoking is THE biggest turn off <<<<<<<🚬💊💉😵🙊😒
50 shades of done with this semester
My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard."
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
You're single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same.
Getting a lot of girls isn't something to be proud of, keeping one is
A REAL RELATIONSHIP: has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy and LOVE
DO NOT expect a bless you after your 3rd sneeze, after the first one you needs to get that under control!
: preach it girl
things i haven't learned in high school:
buy a house
apply for college
but thank god i can graph a polynomial function
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for the pizza
Lets ask the magic conch is I give a crap
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile not cry.
I want to steal a Krispy cream truck and go on a high speed chase cuz I think it'll be funny watching a bunch of cops chase a doughnut truck
Crying gives me a headache.
I wonder if people ever screenshot my tweets or pictures of me and send them to their friends making fun of me cause I do that.
Don't be afraid to pray every once and awhile.
Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of, you might bend till you break 'cause it's all you can take. #RascalFlatts
Don't rush things. Anything worth having is worth waiting for
Welcome to America, where women are welcome to engage in lesbian pornography for men's sexual pleasure but god forbid they can get married
Got my teeth cleaned today ! pic.twitter.com/0fMK1mPbsv
when most girls wear hoodies and messy buns they look amazing. but when i do, i look like ive tried every drug in the world
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
A perfect relationship has imperfections
One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.
this should be all over the world pic.twitter.com/Ui6379C8kn
I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.
I wish I could trust you, I really do.
Explaining iTunes to your parents is probably the hardest thing ever.
Watching tv and there is a thing called "depend" ... In other words, it's a man pad. #folloback #funny #ohmygod pic.twitter.com/Pj9br3ApGa