i want corner plot to park my jeep :D
Hashish is a much stronger drug than marijuana.
Have you heard ‘Knife Party Live at Ultra Music Festival 2013 (WEEK 2)’ by @knifepartyinc
No matter how long you live there will always be an amazing new food for you try.
A little gangster, a little horror, a little blood, a little fantasy, a little sex, a little fun; Add it all up, you get nothing but #Weirdo
Common fucking sense = Fucking common sense"
"The stages of grief are: anger, fear and acceptance. -Lucas Scott."
I think last night you gave a blowjob to somebody or buddy :D
My #ultimate #wish
is to rob a BANK with full #passion
Watching threesome porn can produce better quality sperm
All of the data created in the entire history, up until 2003, is less than what humans create today in just 2 days.
Love addiction has similar effects on the human brain as cocaine addiction.
"The world is going to end in 2060",was the conclusion drawn by Newton after carefully researching the Bible.
Helminthophobia is the fear of worms
A woman in UK, in 2005, delivered twins with two different fathers, a chance in 1 in 13,000 cases.
As lemon juice is used to make invisible ink, a man tried to rob a bank thinking he was invisible by putting lemon juice on his face.
There is a Chinese delicacy known as the “Virgin Boy Eggs” in which eggs are boiled in the urine of virgin boys.
Farting can actually help reduce high blood pressure and is beneficial to your health.
Ants can sense earthquakes a day in advanc either by picking up changing gas emissions or noting tiny changes in the Earth’s magnetic field
There is scientific evidence that money can buy you happiness.
*sigh* now on bed after 24 hours,A.I busted me up totally.
Before color TV was invented, a vast majority of the population used to dream in black and white.
Queen Elizabeth claims that she is a Doctor Who fan.
There is still no scientific explanation for why humans blush -- Blushing is involuntary and uncontrollable.
Bear Grylls, host of the television show, Man vs. Wild once fell out of an airplane. Even though his parachute failed, he still survived.
A homing pigeon was given a medal for saving 200 US soldiers by delivering a message even after being shot during the WW1.
The term “smoking” wasn’t established until the late seventeenth century. Before then, it was often referred to as “Dry Drunkenness.
A driverless car invented by Google has completed over 300k miles and only had two accidents when humans in other cars hit it.
I didn't text you. Vodka texted you.
Every day, about 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
: In the Middle Ages, mistakes and spelling errors made while writing were blamed on a "typo" demon named Titivillus."
In "Edward Scissorhands", Johnny Depp only spoke 169 words in the complete movie.
McNuggets actually come in four different shapes and each one has a name (Boot, Ball, Bone and Bell).
such a pain in twiddle diddles :D
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