MY BROTHER GOT DRUNK, AND HIS ROOMMATE SPENT 3 HOURS COLORING HIM WITH SHARPIE
rest in paradise you beautiful girl 💞�#riptalia
All jokes and funny pics aside for a second #riptalia
do it i promise you'll love it
Loool how dope would that be?
Lol why is Mustafa's account on my computer
Hoping I'm able to skate by Wednesday...
HAHAHAAH MILTONS STILL GOT POWER SUCKERSS
My biggest fear is that the power will go out when I'm in the shower
Pretty sure I sprained my ankle #opps
the more you've been through, the less you tolerate
It's obvious how much u hate me
In bed ✔
You actually have got to be kidding me..
where Altair fights the Templars” another way to describe Jerusalem
Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches so when you can no longer get the straw through the hole you've had enough.
ikr, like needles are way better than hurting ur lungs, like potheads are so dumb, meth and coke r the way to go
: How can i stay positive in such a negative enviorment” #storyofmylife
I love how In DARE they made weed seem like the worst drug ever...
: When someone has the same cleats as you ” @ktbonikowsky
It's funny when people are really flirty over text but then when you're in person then don't say a word
When kids don't know where Jerusalem is I just say "Jesus land"
Do you ever wonder if anyone ever reads your Twitter everyday just to check up on you? 😧
I have the shittiest memory
Jerusalem better have a skate park
Falling asleep watching Netflix has become a part of my lifestyle
Just threw up on my shoes #fml
no words can describe how tired I am
The only people I text first are my #boys
Why is everyone tweeting about marriage you 15 #chill
Someone needs to throw a Project X party this summer
If I get married I hope it doesn't become one of those marriages where you fall out of love and just stay together for the sake of the kids
remember when you guys tied me up and tried to sell me.
: I'm just so bored it hurts”. And the rain isn't helping either
Zebras are horses who escaped from jail.