people who snap fingers at waiters are the people u need to throw into an active volcano
any releases for 2016?? I already listened to Euphoric Knights too much 😩😩😩
Excited to see @kaskade
at EDC on main stage on June #DisarmYou
Sometimes the unfollow is, we haven't talked in forever, I actually barely know u and impulsively followed u OR damn.. u post WAY 2 much 😝
These alone can turn a girl who looks like a 10 into a 3
Play it cool or he's going to run away.
- me when my cat cuddles me
It's 2016 and laptops are still useless without Wi-Fi.
you know those songs that sound better at night? yes they're my favorite.
Why retweet me and not follow me
🎉Happy New Year🎉
👏🏼Get ready 2017👏🏼
When your mom won't stop taking New Year's photos
me on the morning of January 1st vine.co/v/exwJ0iLpmxd
I have this weird symptom where if I don't like you, you'll know.
You'll know soon.
THIS SONG I SWEAR @FaridAudee
Congratulations on your new album Farid. Thank you for following. Happy to connect. Happy New Year.
I do this thing where I say exactly what I mean.
Fucking crazy huh?
If you put cereal on your hot dog it counts as breakfast
Oh my god 😂8
Stop rumbling stomach, this episode needs me.
FAT CATS ARE MY FAVORITE THING.
When your friend telling you all the money and great presents they got for christmas and all u got was socks
Why can't classes be like buy 2 get the third one free
My stomach thinks I'm rich.
people are fake
pizza is real
I just told someone 'your eyebrows need to be rescued'
I don't even feel bad about it
My song 'Typhoon' is now on Soundcloud listen to it there 🌪soundcloud.com/faridaudee/far…
When people tell me to stop spending so much money on food
If you wanna hurt someone just buy a large Americano and throw it at them that shit is boiling
Merry Late Christmas
So grateful ppl still exist? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
is in Vail Colorado and I just left Vail wtf
Do not judge people by the color of their skin or content of their character, but the shape of their eyebrows
This is the worst 😂t
Selena Gomez after she saw her third single arriving at #6 on the Billboard Hot 100...
I want to spoil my family members on christmas but I have like 3 dollars
LET!!!!! THE DUCK!!!!!! SWIM!!!!! vine.co/v/ej5HQjXlMzA
My song 'Typhoon' is now on VEVO and Soundcloud. Listen now @ soundcloud.com/faridaudee 🎹🎧👍🏼
Spotify is killing my album sales lol
nice poster... Very similar to my earlier artwork, doesn't it? This is not ok.
Remember when you woke up at 7AM on Christmas morning excited af anticipating amazing gifts yeah
that's gone forever.
All I want for Christmas 🎄v
When you're hitting on a girl and she says she doesn't "swing that way"
When I walk past a store I don't look at what's inside I look at my beautiful reflection
Crazy month with this lunatic. 💙
when it doesn't take 8 years to get an Einsteins bagel
Im not cold this is just a really good song.