Finally can use my 2016 diary and use my monthly coupons from Typo at the back of my Tumblr themed calendar 😄#YAASSS
Back home in Melbourne ✈️ really jet lagged but I'm back where I belong
I miss home for far too many reasons
Boy, I'd kill for a Gloria Jeans frappe right about now.
I've been doing nothing for the past few days since I've not been well. Seriously, all I wanna do is go back to Australia and cuddle Kay.
So as long as you're not a pain in the ass, you're on my ok side.
I absolutely hate it when people twist up my words. They just burry me in a deep hole and I've gotta be the one to dig myself out.
I've gotten a hella lot tanner since being on holidays 🙃
Times like these I really wish teleporting existed
Although we have to stop at Singapore to get to our connecting flight and we will be stuck there for five hours before an eight hour flight.
Eight more days till I'm out of Sri Lanka and nine more days till I get home to Australia 💕
the reason dogs are the best
I'M CRYING 😭 How can people be so cruel and do shit like this? Poor baby �twitter.com/babyanimalgifs…
Headaches playing up so I'm gonna hit the hay far too early for my liking. G'night 💘
I swear I'll never get tired of watching Brendon Fraser movies. Especially "The Mummy Trilogy" 👌🏼
Of all the days I could have gotten sick why must it be on the sunniest and most perfect day to go out for a swim? ☹️
I'm also craving jelly like Lil Wayne on crack. Chocolate would be nice too 🍫
Horrible sleepless nights, body aches and a fever. Obviously the pain killers aren't active through my system anymore smeh 😪
everything goals 😍❤️h
YAAS where do I sign up? 😍🙌twitter.com/welltbh/status…
City lights and stars in the sky ✨
When you think about it, the only two places you can roam around freely is in your dreams and imagination.
the boy stopped crying wolf and started screaming something about loving a girl with dark eyes and moans more intense than late night howls
them tweets though 👌🏼
Caught the ending of a good movie too son of a bitch I'm shooting death glares at my bed for all those hours I've wasted ☹️😠🙄
Took some pain killers after my back was aching like a bitch for over five hours. Now I'm feeling pretty chill but I'm not high haha 😊
Where's an oxygen mask when you need it?😪
My throat is sore as hell with all the firewood their burning outside 😷🔥
i'm a sucker for cute paragraphs and unexpected shit
I don't want that to happen again anytime soon, I need my daily wifi connection as much as I need coffee but way more 😂
YAAASS the wifi is connected again 😄
Watching horror movies in the morning 👻 hell yea
Since on holidays I've missed so many videos from all the YouTubers I watch ask when I get back I've got a lot of videos to get through
I need pizza for breakfast not fucking vegemite toast
Can't wait to have my own ❤️
Even in my sleep I wanna kick the bastard 😂😂
We all put a mattress down in the centre of the living room to watch movies and apparently in my sleep I kept kicking my cousin 😂
I miss my baby 😭 only sixteen days until I see herk
I can't eat anything. I just don't have appetite and I feel like I got homesick.
*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.
This lil shit from this morning looks like I just caught him doing something he wasn't supposed to 😂d
Who am I kidding? It's fucking impossible 😂
Took a three hour nap so any chances of me sleeping tonight before midnight are pretty slim.
T-shirt w/ no bra and just underwear on is heaven
Now I really wanna fuck this holiday and fly back home to Australia jeez.
And apparently people died in accidents and bodies washed ashore on Sri Lanka and I was in traffic in a van fuck that.