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The only ‘ideal’ signing for you would be a 7-year old running around while you chase him to pull his shorts. twitter.com/mediocentroEN/…
AS | In England people sang: "you're just a fat Spanish waiter!" towards him. Real Madrid want to prevent this from happening.
AS | The Real Madrid directors want Benítez to lose weight before the season kicks off. They want their coach to have a good radiation.
Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola and cancer with single miracle drug
when you remember you're fasting pic.twitter.com/HpBsQv41iV
the best to Cech. Long time without stability in that position and another great gooner move to get the Premier League.
English players are soooo overpriced right now it's a joke! Kane & sterling have huge potential but 40m & 50m...aguero 38m & sanchez 32m!!!
Claude trending worldwide now. pic.twitter.com/taDfNgh8qm
Just seen the tweets.
Will call Claude now.
Hopefully there'll be no Cech puns or nab trains tonight.
It portrays Mourinho as a loser. Strengthening direct title rivals.
Despite all the strong rumours, I'd still be very surprised if we sign Cech.
When you try to copy your bestfriend but you're brain dead. pic.twitter.com/vE9DW0eB6A
Szczesny on Gabriel's English: "Six months has gone. I say 'Good morning,' and still nothing! 'Good morning Gabby'.. he replies 'Hola'.
DONE DEAL: Spurs have signed Burnley right-back Kieran Trippier on a five-year-deal for an undisclosed fee. pic.twitter.com/PtIi5EIIiu
Ex-Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner puts himself forward for Danish Prime Minister role bit.ly/1RfD9Z7 #AFC pic.twitter.com/cfiHhARAYV
Arsenal’s Mesut #Ozil
admits he is a fan of the “What Ozil Sees” memes. #AFC ble.ac/1Rf9r6C pic.twitter.com/E8AEah5j5H
Cech is an outstanding signing for Arsenal. First decent keeper they've had since Seaman left. Get a good striker and they're challengers.
Only 50 DAYS TO GO until the #BPL
Feels like a reason to celebrate...
I don't know how Arsenal fans do it. They've gone through many of their favourites going to rival club, and they're still breathing.
Stop these nab trains ffs
Wojciech. Whoa Cech. This signing is already destroying the quality of our tweets. Tactical move by Jose to rattle Arsenal Twitter.
Wenger will sign a check to sign Cech lmao exceptional stuff. Good night.
Petr Cech spotted at Heathrow. It's happening, lads! pic.twitter.com/8iEHieKPio
Chelsea have the least passionate fans of all Premier League clubs on Twitter, says new study: bit.ly/1IRFO9d pic.twitter.com/5yFlV6FO1J
Unnecessary Ospina v Szczęsny debate. As long as we sign Cech, we should be alright for the next 4-5 seasons.
Sterling too expensive so City turn attention to Wilshere?
Thats like saying "I cant afford this Honda, how much for that Bentley?"
Is amazing how "4th place" joke kind of dried up as soon as Man United saw it as something worth getting. Funny that, eh?
I like Newcastle's fixtures. We are 11th right now at Game 0
This is good! Still higher than last season's standing. Improvement lads @NUFC
BREAKING: The 'Petr Cech to Arsenal' market has been suspended! pic.twitter.com/RYVJpbTPgC
Sources: Man City to make a final offer for Raheem Sterling in the region of £40m. Understand they really want him but this is last offer
Here's how the opening round in the #BPL
shapes up... pic.twitter.com/pdMbbC39Gk
Van der Sar was asked earlier if he had been following United's successes since he left. 'What successes?' he joked & started laughing.
Our first 6 fixtures according to a leak: West Ham, Palace (A), Liverpool, Newcastle(A), Stoke, Chelsea (A).
Perk of the job is seeing fixtures now. United's run in = 😂
324 players across Europe's top 5 leagues scored more goals than Radamel Falcao (4) last season:
Arsenal players are utterly dominating England's recent man of the match awards: metro.co.uk/2015/06/15/ars… pic.twitter.com/P0wweGZVR1
Spending my day here. What about you? pic.twitter.com/vBwbO6uZyj
The fact that @EASPORTSFIFA
thought Henderson could be an option for FIFA 16 cover is enough reason for me to switch to PES.
Durham would write an article on his own death, if it gets him clicks. Don't mind him.
Hahahahaha this is funniest headline I’ve read in my lifetime. twitter.com/MailSport/stat…
Starting to believe the Cech rumours. We could finally have a reliable goalkeeper for about two years.