What happens in Vegas. Is on the Internet.
You could think of your life as a how-to manual.
If you plant a garden and nothing grows. It's growing.
Do whatever you can to make sure you have insurance. At all times. No matter how old or young you are.
We do not need another war. Period.
My dilemma: What to get Kimmie and Kanye something they don't need for the baby. LOL
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
I love reading my AARP Magazine. A lot of helpful information for those under 50. Older folks aren't digging their graves. We're living.
Know who and what to get worked up over.
I am not going to let you see all the cards in my hand. Or, the ones under the table. Wait until I play one.
Sometimes, people just do things to piss you off. Either call their bluff, or press their button. Calling their bluff is more gratifying.
Sometimes, explaining makes it worse.
This is why I used to hate teachers who gave us pop quizzes. They seemed to get a kick out of that curve.
Don't apologize if you're not sorry.
They should give those girls on the Pageant a choice of questions to chose from and then multiple choice answers. No harm done.
What I've always loved most about the Miss America Pageants are the bouquets at the end.
Well, the Supreme Court got one right. A few more to go.
Through the dark, it's the light I'm seeking. (Cathy Battistessa)
Sometimes we forget who we are. And who we are not. (Amos Lee)
Happy Father's Day to all you Dad's! Especially those of you who practice it. And, to you Mom's who may be playing both roles.
If you're suffering from a broken heart. Don't worry. It's got storage units just for this purpose. And a little crazy glue, too.
So, I hope you all rock to your own beat this evening.
"Goapele will help you." True dat... Also Chrisette Michele. Just sayin...
Some folks get their power knowing they can treat you any way they want to. Watch them. And then figure out how to snatch yours back.
It's nice to be around someone who makes you feel at ease.
Don't be nobody's fool. Just because you love them.
Instead of being bitter when things don't work out. Be grateful if and when you do fall in love again. And you will.
We all want to believe it'll last forever. Someone's forever may not be the same as yours.
The next one is always better than the last one.
I don't believe in soul mates. I've been with four. Maybe five.
If you think you can't be replaced. Think again.
When people tell you it shouldn't matter but it does, it matters to you.
When it's over. Don't talk yourself out of it. It's why you're still in it.
To all sons: (in the voice of Mufasa): 'Remember who you are.' Refrain from violence, live peaceably w/others. You are future kings!
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If you steal anything you are a thief. Unless, of course, it's someone's heart.
Have a ridiculously pleasurable weekend everybody. I'm going to a go-go. (Offline)
Some of us expect much from life, but do far too little for it.
You can tell a lot about a person by how junky their kitchen is.
If your honey has to call you all day long to check on you and know your every move, be afraid.
Give yourself an assignment. Then do it.
How you respond to difficult situations should give you a clue about how difficult your future might be.
A lot of us do mindless stuff when what we really should be doing is paying attention.