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Imagine you are being filmed for a single day.
Have a smooth Saturday everybody.
Try giving yourself advice you would want someone to give you if they cared about your wellbeing.
If your instincts tell you not to trust someone. Don't trust them.
There are a lot of things you can never be reimbursed for.
Do you tonight. Bye bye Twirdies.
I forgot. I hate roaches and mice. And do not care about their hearts.
I've got a taste for an oatmeal raisin cookie. Maybe if I close my eyes I can pretend I just ate it and it was delicious! Or, go get one.
I only hate things that don't have a heartbeat.
I hate when I'm eating popcorn at the movies and a kernel gets stuck between my teeth & I have no dental floss or can't find it in my purse.
I hate when I'm wearing sandals & a drop from a drink splashes on my toes & slips through my soles & is sticky as hell. Sloppy slurper.
I also hate when I'm wearing new anything & drip something on it that requires Oxi to get out & you won't be home for hours. Sloppy eater.
I hate when I'm drinking ice water and miss my mouth and it lands on my chest and dribbles right into my bra. Cold boobs! LOL
Have a freaking fun, fruitful and fabulous Friday everybody. Free up something inside you.
It's not always about you.
It's sad when you think you've got yourself all figured out. As if you'll always feel the same.
A lot of us don't like to own up to our faults and shortcomings. Only what we believe makes us virtuous.
Some of us don't even know we're blind.
Sometimes it's the way we look at things that prevent us from seeing.
Yowza Wowza! So happy for Candace! She deserved to win. She's beautiful, sexy, and can hit any note she wants to. And so it is! :-))
Please tell me if Candace wins. I hope she does.
I feel like taking a nap. So I'm gonna. Zzzzzz.
It might help if we gave good memories more weight than the bad ones.
Just because you can do it tomorrow doesn't mean you shouldn't do it today.
Show your children what to do in case of emergencies. They'll do it when and if it becomes necessary.
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I like both of the girls on American Idol.
Have a worry-free evening everybody. Dream about what you need and wake up as if you've already gotten it.
Try to do something every single day to improve yourself. No matter how small. And keep it to yourself.
I'm trying to get through a day without swearing.
Some things can be repaired. But know when it can't.
Mistakes are always made. I believe it's called being human.
You can't go back. Which is why it's called the past. Leave it there.
Sometimes, we need to ask for forgiveness.
Sometimes we beat ourselves up when we already feel bad. What's done is done.
Bad eating habits cancel out the good ones.
Damnit! I didn't think that bread I ate on my mini-vacation would find its way to my stomach, but it's now resting on my lap. Again.
You shouldn't have to keep tabs on people you trust. It won't help you.
Maybe I should get on those little ponies they have at children's birthday parties that are hitched to a rope and walk in circles. Giddy-up!
If horses weren't so big and scary, I sure would love to ride one.
It sure would be nice if more things in life were fair.
Have an emotionally warm evening everybody. Curl up with a good book. Read some of it aloud to someone. If possible.
Sometimes, it is too late to apologize.
Some people don't even know when they miss the point.
I write novels. Which I rarely talk about on Twitter. Why? Because they're already out there in the world. What more is there to say?
I can't understand why following a celebrity is such a big deal. Most of them just self-promote. And are too impersonal.
And just because someone (including me) has that stupid blue check by their name doesn't mean they're worth following.