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M. J. Kroll
What is the farthest someone has ever gone to spite you?
What's the biggest thing that has ever been done to spite you?
I don't know who I was in a past life, but I'm still paying the price today.
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My daughter and I got to see the new movie about Malala Yousafzai. Our thoughts:
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I put up my Monday morning motivation on our kitchen chalkboard, and our 10 year old blew me away (again) with his:
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It has been 11 years since my first MS walk, but here is the official web site if you'd like to participate:
To whomever it may concern; Mariah Carey - Obsessed…
I better get going on this Sexy Donald Trump painting if we're gonna stay ahead of the weather. I'll auction it off on @eBay.
You can have your Christmas dinner at Hogwarts this year, complete with butterbeer and mince pie
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There are so many people out there claiming to be real, but then they cower and hide when you tell them about things that really happen.
Just another regular conversation of mine... (Matt's dialog has the blue background)
I wrote this book in 2012, and you are in the first batch to see it before it is officially released. I hope you enjoy it! #Internacional
Check out my brand new book "A Martian's Intuition" that is currently being sold on Amazon. You won't regret it!
#ItsATrap Years later, that's putting it mildly. Thank you for being so understanding.
I will be holding a hacking contest for anyone who feels that he/she could take on the world's best hackers. Message me for details.
I spotted this little guy yesterday. I've been seeing them everywhere. #dragonfly
Someone asked if people really change. What do you think? Do people really Δ?
I drank water made from human feces. Here’s an update on the machine that produced that water:
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Outbreak of #severe thunderstorms possible Tuesday in the Plains, Midwest. Latest updates:
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Always be careful of what you hear about a woman. Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman who can't compete with her.
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Like I said before, I'm still nervous about this whole hive mind thing.
Brilliant #Artwork by Lynde Washington at The Hulk, Muhammad Ali, etc #RT
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Does anyone here feel qualified to recommend a book editor? Here's the catch: no evil cyborgs. #editors #qualified #books #ebooks #novels
Just out of sheer curiosity, how does @BillGates ensure he gets all of his mail?
I know I never notified anyone on my other handle that this was my new Twitter handle, but I will be changing it again on here. Stay tuned!
The Fountain of Youth
U.S. stocks open higher after strong earnings from Netflix, Intel & Citigroup. Netflix shares jump 12% to new high.
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RIP Christian Audigier. I almost got to work with him in an Ed Hardy runway show, & I got to shoot w/a Von Dutch photographer years back.
Have a problem with the government? Take it out on a broke redneck hick! Surely, that will solve your problem.
Check out Toucan Talk by M. J. Kroll… via Amazon
Symbian snitcher software: how many the article comfort station do out of: obl
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Some people who did and did not date me really have made themselves famous and infamous.
Έτινγκερ (Κομισιόν): Η Ελλάδα μπορεί να χρειαστεί ανθρωπιστική βοήθεια
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.@LouboutinWorld has extended its Nude Collection to include ALL skin tones:…
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TO BE DESTROYED - 06/28/15 - - Info To rescue a Death Row Cat, Please read this: - Click for info…
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The nature of a Life Path 7 person is intellectual and introspective. You delve into everything in an effort to find out what makes it tick.
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Argyle sweater? Really?
Thanks to everyone who has supported me along the way. I'll never forget that. You have changed my life forever.
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Real people (men AND women) take responsibility. Those who don't hide behind someone else getting blamed for their wrongdoing. 😾
We are still at the tip of the iceberg here, folks, but I think that's a given.
What would you think if you weighed 99 lbs and ate whatever you wanted, did no real exercise or anything else to weigh that much?
Anyone who does not know me past my Aquarius ascendant really does not know me at all.

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