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Mrs Stephen Fry
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@GrahamThrones is becoming my favourite thing on twitter. Its brilliant and I don't even follow Game of Thrones.
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Less 'gore' than it's name-cousin, but every inch as unexpected... @GrahamThrones
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In case you thought Robin Williams was always the centre of attention, a perfect performance in a lovely scene . . m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvSl3N…
Oh no, how unbearably sad! Robin Williams, Mork to some, Mrs Doubtfire to others but for me, forever and always the wonderful Fisher King.
@MrsStephenFry please RT: Wellingborough council to close last day centre for the elderly in town. 6,000 sign petition to #saveglamishall
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May 30th. Awful time at the Day Centre with Bridget. She was singing. I turned my hearing aid off. Cheered myself up by hiding her teeth. J
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30th May. Lovely time at the Day Centre with Joan. Had a little sing song and fish and chips for tea. My favourite. Shame I lost my teeth. B
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This makes me feel terribly happy. And you too, I hope . . . pic.twitter.com/hQKFTXzj91
The book has arrived at its next destination! but the recipient has been busy meeting celebs! #BandJworldtour pic.twitter.com/4knBmqMiyM
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I used to enjoy being a sewage worker but after a while I realised I was just going through the motions.
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Nice to see the Australian Commonwealth Games will be broadcast live on CBeebies. #closingceremony
I stared aghast at the hideous mess of limbs, heads and torsos. But I still stuck it on the fridge with my daughter's other pictures.
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I leapt onto one from the battlement, knocked out two more and threw the last one over the wall. I was then asked to leave the bouncy castle
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She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.
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She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.
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She gripped the end and tugged gently. Then harder. 'Why isn't anything happening?' she asked. 'It only works on the third flush' I replied.
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I gazed spellbound as she shimmied, squirmed and twerked before me. In the end I had no choice but to say 'OK you can use the toilet first.'
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Our son's thinking of taking legal action - after all, he got there first. metro.co.uk/2014/07/17/the…
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@GrahamThrones is becoming my favourite thing on twitter. Its brilliant and I don't even follow Game of Thrones.
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LATEST: Vanishing spray will be used in the Premier League this season, following a successful trial on the Southampton squad.
If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man . . m.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades…
Shocked that Channel 5's #BlingingUpBaby is exploiting helpless, clueless creatures. And their babies.
She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.
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