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Mrs Stephen Fry
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If you haven't seen @WickedUK yet, slip on your rubies and go right now! Splendificatious and wonderfulicious - Green is the new brilliant!
Saw @WickedUKTour last night - moved, wonderfulized and completely spectacularificated! Thank you all for an amazeballing experience! x x
I only let you lick the batter off my whisk, @stephenfry dear. As well you know . .
Don't think for one minute you're going to lick out my bowl, @stephenfry . .
Very sad to hear that Elaine Stritch is no longer with us. For those too young to know her, just look up 'sassy' in the dictionary . .
We're so excited about our world tour! If you follow @Rachaelrymell we might end up being fingered in YOUR lap! B Speak for yourself! J
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Eeek #bandjworldtour has really picked up pace over night! New places Solihull Glasgow Essex New Zealand & Wales :-D
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Congratulations to @BridgetandJoan - their extraordinary diary is published in Germany today!… @randomhouse
Our son's latest selfie. Honestly, he thinks the sun shines out of his arse . .
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LATEST: Luis Suarez moves to Barcelona. In other news, the Spanish FA passes a rule allowing the use of shoulder pads.
Well done BBC2 for A Cabbie Abroad. Warm, inspiring, heartbreaking and educational. I've learned so much about Fiji in just an hour.
Congratulations Colombia on a fine performance. After all, they were only playing with eleven men . . #Refaldinho
Godspeed. So I'd better clean the bathroom floor.
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Originally minutes were divided only roughly into shorter time periods. These were known as sloppy seconds.
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According to Julie Andrews, there's a note before la. Say it isn't so.
So people are still starting sentences with so. So annoying.
Typical, we're having a dinner party and we're out of salt. Thank goodness we invited Lot and his wife . .
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If you find it hard to lose weight, it could be your DNA - Dough Nut Addiction.
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Start the month the way you mean to go on. Putting off dieting till next month . .
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