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Mrs Stephen Fry
londoncomedy 150,739 followers
Congratulations @bbcdoctorwho for rediscovering the real doctor - a believable, tortured genius, not a tiresome boyband wannabe.
At last, Doctor Who has rediscovered its heart and soul! Serious time lordery instead of unbearably twee timey wimeyness! #DoctorWho
Hey, hey U2, get off of my iCloud! #Bonovirus
Are U2 suffering from the Bonovirus? Here's the cure, dears . . m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/29157… #bonovirus
My husband asks any ageing celebrities to try and cling on a bit longer until the new wing of our VIP area is finished.
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Hello @DaveGorman, dear. Stephen says the shredder's ready whenever you want it. Whatever that means. x
Hello dears, I'm just wondering if you might know where I could get hold of a copy of Oliver in the Overworld by Freddie and the Dreamers? x
Congratulations to every bit of Ireland for today's fantastic football results! Sláinte! X
The Sneeze - a poem by Edna Fry Ah . . ah . . ah . . ah . . ah Ah . . ah . . ah . . ah . . ah . . ah . ah Ah . . aah . . aaah . . HAIKU!!!
Sad to hear Richard Attenborough is no longer with us. I'd wish for a season of his films on TV but it would last longer than any of us.
No @stephenfry, I told you I would only do that on your birthday. It IS your birthday? Oh well, at least put a cushion down . . .
Come on Twitter! Retweet @adamhillscomedy's last tweet. And maybe contribute a little too, if you can . .
Congratulations to @Channel4's The Last Leg and @adamhillscomedy and co for proving hard-hitting satire can have a heart.
I just donated to Remembering Robin Williams: A Benefit For St Jude. Please donate to this amazing cause here: crowdrise.com/honorrobin/fun…
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If only today's musical stars had a fraction of Kate Bush's creativity, originality or bravery. Instead we have Gaga and Bieber. Very sad.
I nominate my @stephenfry for the #IceBucketChallenge. That'll teach him not to flirt with my mother at my parents' wedding anniversary!
Huge congratulations to England's wonderful Women - the Rugby World Cup Winners! #worldchampions
It was tough for my @stephenfry to take over his father's Clown Shoe Stuffing company. Those were some pretty big shoes to fill.
@GrahamThrones is becoming my favourite thing on twitter. Its brilliant and I don't even follow Game of Thrones.
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Less 'gore' than it's name-cousin, but every inch as unexpected... @GrahamThrones
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In case you thought Robin Williams was always the centre of attention, a perfect performance in a lovely scene . . m.youtube.com/watch?v=BvSl3N…
Oh no, how unbearably sad! Robin Williams, Mork to some, Mrs Doubtfire to others but for me, forever and always the wonderful Fisher King.
@MrsStephenFry please RT: Wellingborough council to close last day centre for the elderly in town. 6,000 sign petition to #saveglamishall
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May 30th. Awful time at the Day Centre with Bridget. She was singing. I turned my hearing aid off. Cheered myself up by hiding her teeth. J
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30th May. Lovely time at the Day Centre with Joan. Had a little sing song and fish and chips for tea. My favourite. Shame I lost my teeth. B
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This makes me feel terribly happy. And you too, I hope . . . pic.twitter.com/hQKFTXzj91
The book has arrived at its next destination! but the recipient has been busy meeting celebs! #BandJworldtour pic.twitter.com/4knBmqMiyM
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I used to enjoy being a sewage worker but after a while I realised I was just going through the motions.
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Nice to see the Australian Commonwealth Games will be broadcast live on CBeebies. #closingceremony
I stared aghast at the hideous mess of limbs, heads and torsos. But I still stuck it on the fridge with my daughter's other pictures.
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I leapt onto one from the battlement, knocked out two more and threw the last one over the wall. I was then asked to leave the bouncy castle
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She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.
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She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.
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She gripped the end and tugged gently. Then harder. 'Why isn't anything happening?' she asked. 'It only works on the third flush' I replied.
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I gazed spellbound as she shimmied, squirmed and twerked before me. In the end I had no choice but to say 'OK you can use the toilet first.'
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Our son's thinking of taking legal action - after all, he got there first. metro.co.uk/2014/07/17/the…
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@GrahamThrones is becoming my favourite thing on twitter. Its brilliant and I don't even follow Game of Thrones.
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LATEST: Vanishing spray will be used in the Premier League this season, following a successful trial on the Southampton squad.
If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man . . m.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades…
Shocked that Channel 5's #BlingingUpBaby is exploiting helpless, clueless creatures. And their babies.
She gazed up at me wide-eyed from the shed floor and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she looked like a piranha.
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A remarkable 'insight' into the sadly just departed Dora Bryan's extraordinary world . . m.youtube.com/watch?v=fxu3hr…
RIP the wonderful, gorgeous, inexplicable Dora Bryan. Among many things, the inspiration for our own dear Bridget of @BridgetandJoan's Diary
If you haven't seen @WickedUK yet, slip on your rubies and go right now! Splendificatious and wonderfulicious - Green is the new brilliant!
Saw @WickedUKTour last night - moved, wonderfulized and completely spectacularificated! Thank you all for an amazeballing experience! x x
I only let you lick the batter off my whisk, @stephenfry dear. As well you know . .