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Mrs Stephen Fry
Prince and Barney the dinosaur wrestling in a vat of aubergines. Use your purple crayon.
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David Dickinson eating a chicken tikka masala at sunset. Use the orange crayon.
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Happy Birthday to my darling @stephenfry - now where did we put the fire extinguisher?
LATEST: New Tesco policy of stocking only healthy products may need revising . .
When you think things couldn't be any worse just remember, your six year old daughter could have one of these . . .
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LATEST: New photo of Kim Kardashian's gigantic arse!
Sorry, @E_L_James, but there's already a version of Fifty Shades of Grey from a male point of view . . .
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Dear Sepp, Sorry to hear you're leaving. We've all signed this card . .
'Now I'm President of Everybody!' - Sepp Blatter, 29th May 2015

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