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aint been skateboarding in agessss gonna track to the skate park near town sumpoint nxt week
perri perri chicken burger and chips for lunch :D
teaching my little cousin how to make bubbles in the bath
my sister tried to break a channel wtf and it was nicktoons :D
that annoying guy that appears on the corner of the scream,so distracting
sitting right in front of the tv watching peter pan shouting "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO, I DO" i no im not the only one who does this
mum making me a platter of :cheese, hula-hoops,apple cream cake,and ice cream
EVERYONE ! please share this it's @etham_basden preview of his new song it's just amazing please share thanks… just RT
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when me n my sister got chased by megatron the chicked it was jokkes was fearing for my life- my auntie is pure evil
@mrsczmalik hey please share this it's @etham_basden preview of his new song it's just amazing please share thanks… RT
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when i say "the other day" it varies from yesterday - 364 days ago :D
mums still laughing her head off about me falling on my face in the kitchen and im just in the chair like "OUCH"
if @Zedd shaved is neck he would actually be a very handsome guy
My Mum and Me were messing about then i just slipped and fell flat on my face #facehurts
when i say crying i dont mean full on i mean like getting all teary
the way nick says to you :U HAHAHA
will you marry me ? :D — no
Why do women live longer than men? — if only i knew the answer
What YouTube video made you laugh recently? — leg stuck in concrete wall
Do you think that you’re a good person? — not all the time
If you were to write a book what would it be about? — how much i hate St Anne's RC High School
ਇ ਆਮ ਅਕ੍ਤੁਅਲ੍ਲ੍ਯ ਸ੍ਤ੍ਰੁਗ੍ਗ੍ਲਿੰਗ ਤੋ ਗੇਟ ਤੋ ਸਲੀਪ ਸੋ ਇ ਆਮ ਜੁਸਤ ਗੋਨ੍ਨਾ ਸਟੇ ਓਨ ਥੇ ਲਾਪ੍ਤੋਪ ਅਲ ਨਿਘ੍ਤ
im crying coz my fictional husband 'Haku' is bleeding and hurt n Chihiro aint doin out #stupidcow #SpiritedAway <3 x
#DoritosNameThatTune its from ratatouille the movie thats all i no
OMFG my favourite movie of all time "Spirited Away" is on Film4 and i didnt even no, actually gonna cry
when you parents say why do you have an attitude it automatically puts you in one so my reply is "I AM NOW"
chillin with guys is better then chillin with girls theirs LESS drama
my sister tells me she hates me on a daily basis now :U lol
when your out all day, then you mum says tomorrow take you sister to school, go doctors then were going stocky for the day :| , britney spears , lil wayne n woka flocka flames remix of scream and shout tho :E3 omg its AMAZING
#CatsAreSluts my cat used to go out and when we'd open the door there wud be a cat on the car, a cat on the roof and a cat under the car :|
when i think about it i not been at home since holidays started been busy everyday
actually just had a heart attack after clicking a link :|
my nana's joke cursing the out of order cash machine
watching the movie Salt and eating coco pops :D
i would marry the one in the blue shoes
#MostCommonThingsYouSayWhenPlayingFifa "muuuuuuuum the controllers broke" / "HTF did he do that"
I dont even care, coffee tastes like shit
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these made me believe i could fart a rainbow (LIARSS I TELL YOU) used to love it as a kid but now its like aaaagh wtf
when you let your heart be the compass, you wont get lost ,not if you trust it
sister punched me in my nose i think she broke it :U lol
Kerry Katona looks like a butch lesbian with her hair like that.
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cool knowing that the school i go to was the school @DomsWildThings went to but bet it was better when he was there

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