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If you're complaining about people being concerned about this parliament shooting. You're a cunt and need to leave our country #OttawaStrong
Drinking dirt whiskey tonight #death
Cups with the ice and we do this every night
Don't get no name brand, that's like buying a condom with holes in it
Fuck yo bitch on my horse
when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number”
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This is fucked...this is ABSOLUTELY FUCKED...what the fuck is wrong with me
Let's get intoxicated
Appreciate the FarmVille game request, I forgot we were all in grade 4 still
#NJDEVILS WIN! Goals by Cammalleri & Zajac lift the #NJDevils over the Bolts! Schneider made 26 saves in the victory!
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Ur diggin the fur #dontlie
3-0! Marek Zidlicky nets the #NJDevils second PPG of the night! #FLAvsNJD
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Just got out of Dr Dre's studio, single posted, my dick is tingling
Just made the funniest rap of life @dak0da1
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Just had a date with psychology, got down to business real quick. Bent her over, gave it to her, and finished pretty quickly #ontothenextone
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the boys lost half a point for being too drunk. Does "being too drunk" even exist????? #no
@dak0da1: Brawls with the queens kids” yeee nigga #0-100
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Brawls with the queens kids
Back to kingston fuck it, belleville is a dog shit city
Who wants to get drunk in belleville tonight #enroute
That unreal feeling of surviving through a stressful week of school>>>>
Took the day off, chilled by the pool with the girls
When the school gives me alcoholic surveys
The SLC residence is making me do an alcohol survey….what the fuck is this shit, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a canadian fuck off
i can't even watch porn on the college wifi, is this auschwitz?
test day, someone get me a rope or a gun