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chocolate 993 followers
I've seen more food in an Ethiopians fridge than mine
I don't have a girlfriend because there aren't any skinny girls who enjoy food as much as me
Can't stand when people have no goals in life
Just bought this...poon has been slayed
If the rain was a person, it would be an old lady with tits sagging to the floor
@Coleplay_: I wish girls slid into dms like I'm not clever enough to do it myself”just run into the dm's then
@Alyssa_Morin17: Tb grade 6-5-4”you must've gotten bullied even more back then
When she has ass and titties
Certain people have such a punchable face
Not one to brag...but I'm fucking talented at photobombing
Short girls are best
I only work so that I have money for subway, and beer
When people mention school in the summer...I immediately want to punch them in the face
#ProjectMason round 2 needs to be a thing
Pics with mom and dad
Like to thank @masonnorlock for a sick bender last night #unreal 🚬🍺🍻
There was an old ass fuckin guy at the party last night
Girls are nice but so is a free bag of Doritos