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Trying a new app called 'Think like Churchill'. So far, I don't think like him. #FailOnTheBeaches
Please welcome a new little Honda to my little 'Little Honda' stable. #Proud #MopedBoresOnly
Prof Stephen Hawking's concerns about artificial intelligence may be unfounded.
Today will be a day of many achievements.
@MrJamesMay hope its ok to share my photo of tonight,s moon with you hope you like
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'The big, round Moon, like a piece of soap.'
OK magazine as well. His head can't really be that big. #Cruel
Silly picture to plug James May's Toy Stories, Christmas day, BBC2, 5.10pm. #HoHoHo
And this is what's wrong with where you live @JeremyClarkson
Oh cock. We've driven right out into the Yorkshire Moors, and it turns out to be about cakes.
I've been sent a 'cook' book from a TV series. A mate has a camper van. Looking good.
I don't want to win this DVD. The bloke in it is plainly shitfaced. #WasteOfMoney
Discussing artificial intelligence and, um, shirt fabrics with Hugh Loebner.
I've gone for a three-square stagger, but I risk missing the gunboat.
I'm not sure this strategy is working. #Battleshit
Everyone try this arrangement, then report back to Cap'n May on the bridge of HMS Thunderfinger.