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James May
Deeply cool! “@Callum_FordMad: @MrJamesMay what do you think of our classic ford?
Oh sod it. Think I'll go for a spin.
Deep “@BeardedPaki: Little Honda. Oh, you're nifty. 70 takes. Asbestos brakes. My prancing donkey, Fucking reach sixty... already. #rubbish
I'm on the Christian O'Connell show tomorrow morning. #JusSayin
Terrific performances of Steve Reich by RCM musicians tonight. @RCMLatest
There was some talk of just-woken-up selfies on the radio this morning. Tried one. It looks like all my other selfies. #LazarusNotRaised
The pint glass, empty Was host to the soul of ale Which has left mine full. #UtterCack @jane_brewer
Fleecy little lamb Leaps and bounds into the spring I see a jumper @mightyskygod Any good?
It's a lovely day in Hammersmith. I think I'll stay here. #HammersmithUberAlles
Hmm. I think I'll have a glass of something crisp and white. Why not have one yourself? #OnMe
Despite all this crap, a big up to all the very friendly and hospitable people we met in Argentina. Nice scenery, too.
I've just done my VAT return and, once again, I've screwed 1p out of the nation's coffers. #TaxDodgingBastard
Not half as glad as we are > “@Admiralbutthead: @MrJamesMay glad I don't drink in your pub. #dullards
Chefs: why is mango chutney a chutney and not a jam? #GreatPubDebates #FromYesterday
I still get perforations. They must love me.
@MrJamesMay oh cock. I'm sure the perforations used to be shaped liked this!
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France: I apologise now for what happens to the 2CV and Renault 4 in episode 2. But I do truly believe they were great. #CarsOfThePeople
And there's a touch of annoying transmission shunt. #SecondSupplementEtcEtc
The Seat Ibiza's steering is rather vague at the straight-ahead. #SupplementToTheCarReview
@MrJamesMay A note to myself “write a haiku tomorrow” found it yesterday
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Cut-out tax discs? Bollox. Make your own perforations with a block of polystyrene, a knitting neeedle and a small mallet. #Standards
The otherwise reasonably agreeable Seat Ibiza is rendered woeful by dint of its dreary diesel engine. #EndOfCarReview
Outstanding. “@LizaMayfield: I have written a Haiku. Trees swaying fiercely Blinding rain lightning strike boom Electrocution”
Autoglym > “@Aizaz_Mazhar: @MrJamesMay What Shampoo do you use ?”
In Rome they kick the crap out of new cars in the showroom, just to get it over with. @ridesandskis @PrincessBagel
Our holiday hire car is a Seat Ibiza. No Sanderos were available. Idiots.
I've reverted to my youth and I once again believe the Countach to be the greatest car ever made. @harrym_evo
No work tomorrow, so why not watch Cars of the people (BBC2, 9pm) and then get completely bladdered to round off a great night. #Plug
Cars of the People.
I'm in Scotland. Breakfast is always good (and big) in Scotland. Vote YES for Scottish breakfast. #ScotchEgg
@MrJamesMay Error 404: Your haiku could not be found. Try again later.
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@MrJamesMay Tidied garage a bit. Can see floor and bit of workbench now
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Finding the Dragons objectionable? Wait until you see what happens to the 2CV. #CarsOfThePeople #LePlug
Just eight hours to go until Cars of the people (BBC2, 9pm). Fill them by completing useful jobs around the house. #RewiredPlug
@MrJamesMay The house of York, a two year reign, the war named after roses. I'd rather watch a show of cars that Mr. May composes.
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There's a massive Richard the Third on Channel 4 at 9pm. Avoid it by watching Cars of the people, BBC2. #YePlug
Cars of the people ptII is available for viewing tonight via the miracle of television. #BBC2 #9pm #Plug
Yawn > “@andrewstogi: As soon as your country becomes back to back world war champs, then you can give us guff.”
OK Americans. It's on the 25th of August. I forgot that you put your dates arse about face. And that's 'ass' to you. #Bah
Are you American? Well done if so, because you can see my Cars of the people doc on 25/8, BBCAmerica. #IncompatiblePlug