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James May
I wouldn't go to watch that. @louiselisa3
Maybe it's squeaky.
I'm annoyed. I haven't had a beer named after me, so why has @RichardHammond ?
I'm having lunch upside-down today.
Now THAT is a bag of crisps. None of your poncy shade-grown poulet nonsense. #Bah
Boots meal deal, £3.60. #LifeOnOlympus
Wine gums: what were the chances?
Did anyone else ever read this? 'Kin brilliant.
Oh do sod off. Trio my arse.
Car spotting competition II. #Carspotting
The catering on our new show is outstanding. Hammond's choosing his starter.
Car spotting competition. #Carspotting
I'm saving my tyres. We haven't done the calendar yet.
Great first day at work. I can't stop staring.
Look: I did it right. I'm now photographing my phone with my iPad. Anything could happen.
Been sent this. Would love to make it but it would take me five years. #Airfix #Fanbloodytastic
Japan is amazing.
Found a portrait of my great, great grandfather.
Here I am again, looking like a nob. #YouAreWelcome
Liberated Bologna, yesterday.
Pull off at next exit etc. #Soz

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