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James May
A Morris Minor, series II. Marginally preferable to Morris Dancing. #CotP #Carspotting pic.twitter.com/wIYdOSx3vi
Went to a Ferrari technical briefing. Then I had some pasta. pic.twitter.com/f3gKZFqU5v
@MrJamesMay Cavalier Mk1 40 Years this year. Here is a 1.6 L like the one you had completed with no clock or radio. pic.twitter.com/tnj7w0alM6
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More literary effluent from the eBay bolloxbot. pic.twitter.com/yTgl8rqxzd
True enough, I suppose, but a bit defeatist. pic.twitter.com/nAmVy4ppxc
Once past Stonehenge, please revert to driving like an arse. pic.twitter.com/ixgzq9h5k4
I'm in smaller print than the other two. Tantrum! #InvitationToCrapJokes pic.twitter.com/pwWWWaWYke
Great opening salvo. After numerous attempts. #SU pic.twitter.com/Xayeb8bEHd
@MrJamesMay thought I would show you rare footage of this UFO caught on tape pic.twitter.com/BTr5r7kCjN
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Decided I've had enough of cooking. pic.twitter.com/7Adtd2VgiO
@MrJamesMay The puzzle's a bit easy in the paper today, took me about 4 minutes. pic.twitter.com/tc1P878jlB
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Now they're searching for a deeper meaning to Richard Hammond's bicycle. pic.twitter.com/jybl8sSVyE
From eBay again. Is it just me or is the first sentence of this complete horse's arse? pic.twitter.com/4DWLM2xDEZ
Who writes this crap on the eBay homepage? pic.twitter.com/aRmDnCckf1
I'm re-learning the recorder. My objective is The British Grenadiers. #StillUnemployed pic.twitter.com/kgy4M9m8Nb
True > “@ArlingtonTalent: Looking for work for our new office boy @MrJamesMay pic.twitter.com/N2OEGDBpbH
Oh sod it. I'm going for a 'spin'. pic.twitter.com/sDWOFcaxDf




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