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James May
A Morris Minor, series II. Marginally preferable to Morris Dancing. #CotP #Carspotting
Went to a Ferrari technical briefing. Then I had some pasta.
@MrJamesMay Cavalier Mk1 40 Years this year. Here is a 1.6 L like the one you had completed with no clock or radio.
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More literary effluent from the eBay bolloxbot.
True enough, I suppose, but a bit defeatist.
Once past Stonehenge, please revert to driving like an arse.
I'm in smaller print than the other two. Tantrum! #InvitationToCrapJokes
Great opening salvo. After numerous attempts. #SU
@MrJamesMay thought I would show you rare footage of this UFO caught on tape
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Decided I've had enough of cooking.
@MrJamesMay The puzzle's a bit easy in the paper today, took me about 4 minutes.
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Now they're searching for a deeper meaning to Richard Hammond's bicycle.
From eBay again. Is it just me or is the first sentence of this complete horse's arse?
Who writes this crap on the eBay homepage?
I'm re-learning the recorder. My objective is The British Grenadiers. #StillUnemployed
True > “@ArlingtonTalent: Looking for work for our new office boy @MrJamesMay
Oh sod it. I'm going for a 'spin'.

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