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James May
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Deep! > “@naslice2: @MrJamesMay its good to be your because known would accept to be you if there was a chance to choice”
Only for about three seconds > “@ChelseaKukura: @MrJamesMay Have you ever ridden a unicycle?”
Royal baby photo released. What a lot of dribbling.
It's nice in Hammersmith today, so I've decided not to go to the Maldives and to have a beer and some curry instead. #InternalSunburn
Spin recovery complete, thanks. > “@NatMakepeace: @MrJamesMay hope you've recovered! Cheers”
Turn your iPad camera on, then leave it on the floor with a tasty treat on the screen. Your cat or dog might take a selfie. #Optimistic
I'm having a pint. It's ace. #Beer
Jesus 1, football 0.
Und now, zwei Deutsche goalenen. #Ja #NochEinBier
.@MrJamesMay I say we make them play until someone scores... bollocks to penalty kicks.
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Diving header opportunity missed by Germany. #Scheisse
I like many things about Germany, but mainly that German women call me 'Chames'. #Nurse!
I've realised I own a German car, a German motorcycle, a German air rifle and a German sports jacket. I'm supporting Germany. #Vorwort
This is definitely turning into the World Cup of great goal-keeping. #Saved!
Zagreb was great. I think I'll go to Turin next and see if that's any good. Up for it @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond ?
My life, ruined > “@jivebunny101: @MrJamesMay your blocked you twat”
Would anyone like my 5000th tweet? Can't think of anything to put in it.