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James May
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@MrJamesMay Bei Regen Schnee+Dreck Bekommt Honda manchen Fleck Drum wäscht man ihn+wachst ihn ein Denn schön solls auch für’n Honda sein
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@MrJamesMay .... yoi always say "that is all"... but alas... it never is.
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Here is Little Honda now Drawing close; hear how Its note strikes walls And echoes in the souls Of men who grieve for freedom. That is all.
Correction: LH's birthday is on 13th May. #Glasses.
Date for your diaries: on 15 May, Little Honda will be 50.
I've been to the countryside. Is this sort of thing normal?
A slightly camp Clarkson. #Lah-De-DahSpotting
Tom blags a One Direction Easter egg in the Premier Inn tombola. #EasyLife
@TomJanney: @MrJamesMay I like fine scotch and argyle sweaters, does that get me anything?” A thick head and sweaty pits, I imagine.
Sorry> “@Tai0406: @MrJamesMay it's not my 40th today. Can I not get a retweet please.”
No> “@nogden74: @MrJamesMay it's my 40th birthday today, can I get a retweet please”
Outstanding! “@ElonaWWPS: Shallot ever be An onion lovely as a tree? Scallions try as they might, never speak To my palate as well as leeks
For those who keep mentioning it, spring onions and scallions are not quite the same thing, strictly. I think. #UpEarly