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James May
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@MrJamesMay A note to myself “write a haiku tomorrow” found it yesterday
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Cut-out tax discs? Bollox. Make your own perforations with a block of polystyrene, a knitting neeedle and a small mallet. #Standards
The otherwise reasonably agreeable Seat Ibiza is rendered woeful by dint of its dreary diesel engine. #EndOfCarReview
Outstanding. “@LizaMayfield: I have written a Haiku. Trees swaying fiercely Blinding rain lightning strike boom Electrocution”
Autoglym > “@Aizaz_Mazhar: @MrJamesMay What Shampoo do you use ?”
In Rome they kick the crap out of new cars in the showroom, just to get it over with. @ridesandskis @PrincessBagel
Our holiday hire car is a Seat Ibiza. No Sanderos were available. Idiots.
I've reverted to my youth and I once again believe the Countach to be the greatest car ever made. @harrym_evo
No work tomorrow, so why not watch Cars of the people (BBC2, 9pm) and then get completely bladdered to round off a great night. #Plug
I'm in Scotland. Breakfast is always good (and big) in Scotland. Vote YES for Scottish breakfast. #ScotchEgg
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@MrJamesMay Tidied garage a bit. Can see floor and bit of workbench now pic.twitter.com/Aix9taP2F8
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Finding the Dragons objectionable? Wait until you see what happens to the 2CV. #CarsOfThePeople #LePlug
Just eight hours to go until Cars of the people (BBC2, 9pm). Fill them by completing useful jobs around the house. #RewiredPlug
@MrJamesMay The house of York, a two year reign, the war named after roses. I'd rather watch a show of cars that Mr. May composes.
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There's a massive Richard the Third on Channel 4 at 9pm. Avoid it by watching Cars of the people, BBC2. #YePlug
Cars of the people ptII is available for viewing tonight via the miracle of television. #BBC2 #9pm #Plug
Yawn > “@andrewstogi: As soon as your country becomes back to back world war champs, then you can give us guff.”
OK Americans. It's on the 25th of August. I forgot that you put your dates arse about face. And that's 'ass' to you. #Bah
Are you American? Well done if so, because you can see my Cars of the people doc on 25/8, BBCAmerica. #IncompatiblePlug
Good to see Wiggins back on his bike. But what about cars? Specifically the cars of the people? Tonight, BBC2, 9pm. pic.twitter.com/pTbshnCZXF
Not raining now, but quite gusty. Avoid hat loss by staying in tonight and watching my new series, Cars of the people, BBC2, 9pm.