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CopenhagenDan
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sometimes you just need a blowjob and a blunt
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This bitch brought up the revolutionary war in an argument about the ESPYS I'm geeking
I'm sorry idc if your gay, straight, or trans. Changing your sex is not worthy of a courage award over jumping on a grenade for your country
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Staying nice and warm from all these bridges I've burned.
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Lost a shoe, boxers, watch, oakleys, wallet and spare tire
MTV has cancelled Teen Mom. At least MTV knows when to pull out.
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[doc flicks cigarette] Alright, let's get this fucken baby out of you.
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i wanna fuck the snowman thing from frozen low key
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Just pissed on my leg and thought it was raining
Cigars are a summer must
"If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass."
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Amber is the color of your energy
"And @elistoogali @DannyThePaddy should probably keep the cocaine to a minimum" was cropped out twitter.com/hsconfessionai…
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My wife left me but at least I have my collection of dip cans #yeeyee
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Always wishing I skipped leg day
Proud to say that I've verbally committed to play at Brigham Young University! ⚾️ #GoCougs #BYU #Shooter
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Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar
BREAKING: Medical records show Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul had right index finger amputated today.(via @AdamSchefter)
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Taco Bell announced that it is planning to deliver that will in fact cut the number of high motorists on the roads in half by 2017
Nothing like some fresh cash
If you don't start singing on the metro you're communist
Now batting for your Washington Nationals @TheRealMisterG
Congratulations to Madison's Brian Eckert for being named to our NOVA Nine! ... tinyurl.com/naax7fw
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Sometimes I give myself the creeps
We lit up your world like the 4th of July #FuckISIS
VIDEO: Bryce Harper hit the most patriotic home run ever on #July4th 🇺🇸🇺�ble.ac/1Um3GbEuIs5rUp
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