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Copenhagen Dan

I'd describe the tattooing process as almost like getting a needle placed under your skin and then putting ink there
How to win the GOP Debate: name drop Reagan the most
Sorry, but this is still the best 3 tweet story in this history of Twitter.
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Happy birthday Paul you female piece of fuck @paulgerdon26
Yo how the fuck did I not get best to take home to mom and dad!!! #slampoetry
How to whittle a horse 1. Start with a block of wood 2. Remove all wood that does not resemble a horse 3. Admire your brand new wooden horse
Kanye West is trying to tell us something
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Jeb, its not worth it. Don't do it dude. 1 (800) 273-8255 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline twitter.com/JebBush/status…
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Valentine's Day it's either lotion or lube
OMFG MY MOM JUST SENT ME THIS IM DYING LOOOOL JUST RT
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I want whatever Kanye's smoking
Everyone listen up alright #vote for #Bernie for #free #college 🔥😴😤
When you're home alone and hear a noise downstairs
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Dudes with private twitters #TFM
when ur brother wins the super bowl but then u remember that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate vine.co/v/i1vzT9ZPTWH
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When you just won the Super Bowl but you really love Papa Johns #SB50 vine.co/v/i1vm2pPVIaK
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Thank god 12 year olds everywhere won't "dab" every five fucking seconds anymore
Championships wins defense
This commercial is on PCP
Broncos 35 Panthers 29
Warhawks win by a buzzer beater by @bwellds 51-50
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Biggest motivation to graduate is to never get Lynn Otto's emails ever again
All I want in life is to put obey stickers everywhere and get a job at hot topic
Two things guaranteed from a McDonald's: roaming packs of Hispanics and employees putting mayo where mayo shouldn't be
Shut the fuck up about your shoulder Baird
If such a Knight you are @TheRealMisterG why plowed our roads you have not? Faith in her new apprentice Mrs. DiRocco has... misplaced it is
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Day 3 of snowmageddon: I have exhausted all the whiskey and tobacco. The voices are louder. My family is looking more and more appetizing.
Cough Syrup Sleeping Pills Red Bull Mountain Dew Whiskey cocktail let's see how this goes
Day 2 of snowmageddon: I have used all the flour and now I am getting nutrients by means of whiskey tobacco soup. Times are tough here.
 
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