Stretch in Toronto and 🐼 gets behind the 📷pic.twitter.com/PhPC9FeoP0
breaking may not be the best word to use
Marshall kids bought a rainbow beerbong #gaypride #equality
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
Shits getting deep when there's paragraph texts being thrown around
Putting more time into his son's pinewood derby car than into his relationship with his son #TDM
When your checking out a girl running by and she turns and she's 14...
[at the tarantula store]
Shopkeeper: hi, welc-
Me pouring gasoline everywhere: stay or get out but this is happening
*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers*
*his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands*
"WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!"
What Your Choice Of Dip Says About You: ow.ly/MCwDu pic.twitter.com/Q2TpWBADGB
"Wine!" exclaims Jesus touching everyone's water glasses. "Wine, wine, wine [arrives at Judas] Mountain Dew lol."
Happy birthday @max_fly7
Hope you have some fun with greenwood
I love my job because of all the milfs
"Pull the lever, Kronk!"
"WRONG LEVERRRR" pic.twitter.com/8ZKg2rPGRM
Shaving my beard was the worst decision I've ever made
Why We Love Sports Today: Ernie Johnson wins Emmy for best studio host & gives the award to Stuart Scott's daughters. es.pn/1P0k41a
"did you hear about Eli?"
Family Guy called it 4 years ago pic.twitter.com/xEYDHxHmBt
"Walking Dead" star, Seth Gilliam, ARRESTED for DUI, weed, and triple-digit speeding tmz.me/Tmzodse pic.twitter.com/QS8YDn119g
Me Lamar Trayvon and Jamal are the best team to ever hit nottoway 🙌🏿
Loose lips sink ships. Admit nothing, deny everything. pic.twitter.com/A8m5bCmD7N
in west Philadelphia born and raised
on the fence is where I spent most of my days pic.twitter.com/A4e19HSVuu
ICYMI: Drink a 12 oz. beer and run a quarter mile. Repeat three times. Beer mile is this week's #SCFeatured