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dano
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Wait shit I'm lactose n tolerant and just took the milkiest jib fuck
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Free my nigga
when the geometry teacher tells dequan to "square up" pic.twitter.com/sYvAPBTu8q
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Summary of WMZQ: da bears, stairs, twins, and coors.
Obama: ok guys what can we do about ISIS Joe Biden: *raises hand* Obama: Besides assembling the Avengers... Biden: *Slowly lowers hand*
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Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
of course I use condoms! what else would I carry my M&M's in
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Curt Schilling's sock
I RESPECT THE FUCKING GAME OF BASEBALL
I would personally crucify Derek Jeter if given the opportunity
Tonight Jeter walks to the ball park like he does every night, humbled and ready to go to work for his team #NewYorkYankeesShortstop
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A little party never killed nobody
By women I mean Hillary Clinton
BREAKING: U.S. has launched its first wave of bombing attacks against Islamic State targets in Syria
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Mom: Why is your name PussyDestroyer 420 Dan: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME
@ItsWaltBitch The Log Chute is closed until September 26th for scheduled maintenance. #BetterCallSaul
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why this Chuck E look like he about to have the most child molestations of 2014? pic.twitter.com/kt5LZmmZDa
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I love you more than Khalid loves his rasta drug rug
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU
My apologies Brett I'm a pussy
Lance Stephenson released the music video for his remix of @BobbyShmurdaGS9’s “Hot N****” ble.ac/1sV8tjh pic.twitter.com/dSBesfRIV2
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