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Alex Malchuk
Toure is an absolute player #KingYaya
Disappointed with our performance.. We've been completely crap tbh #cfc
Gutted I won't be able to watch Chelsea v Arsenal today
I'm never ever eating spicy food again
Got myself @Spotify premium and artworks aren't working offline.. Think it's high time I switched to @AppleMusic
Arrived at Kohchang Island in Thailand today's afternoon and already been offered sex for a drink 4 times
Absolutely hate Russians.. No, not because of the Ukrainian war but because of their way of behaving. Mind you in fluent in Russian
Good night ma belle ville πŸŒƒinstagram.com/p/5PoqkrBXi6/u
First and definitely last flight with @qatarairways #shameonqatarairways
Happy Bastille day to all French people
Apparently we're signing Pedro... Don't really want Spanish players anymore #cfc
For the first time in years I'm not flying to Asia with @emirates
Happy 4th of July America! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŒπŸΌοΈ
What a great signing Luiz Adriano is! Well done Rossoneri! #ForzaMilan
Stoke signed Shaqiri? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#transfermadnessess
Jesus... That happened #Cech
Off to the beach β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄
3 terror attack in 3 countries + 27 death on shooting in Tunisia +1 beheaded in France + 25 from a bomb in a mosque in Kuwait = 53. #madness
My next 40 days: Austria, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Ukraine, Qatar, UAE, Thailand. It's gonna be quite good summer I think
As Falcao deal is said to be done, Chamberlain and Pogba next please..#CFC
So ridiculous how pathetic some people are..
Couldn't be happier!! I'll be getting an apartment in Paris matteeeeeeee
That's quite funny how quickly you can forget about somebody. #LifeIsStrange
Gotta feel for Pirlo
3 days till Paris!
As England never wins Eurovision I gotta find another country to vote for #eurovision #england
Less than a week till PARIS!
Saints, spurs, Liverpool can't arse this #gambling
Reckon this shooting in Switzerland has been linked to terrorism #shooting
BREAKING: Ukraine president says almost 7,000 civilians, more than 1,600 soldiers, killed in war in east. #ukraine
19 days till PARIS!
CHAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOONS OF ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOM! RAMIRESSSSS
Would love Konoplyanka at Arsenal #afc
It has to be @oscar8's last season. He's been completely shit this season. #oscarout
Never a foul. Just showed how shit Oscar is. #cfc
Already have butterflies in my stomach #londonderby #ktbffh
Bale, Benzema, Modric all said to be out of tomorrow's game. Interesting... #ucl
Macbeth is just piece of shit tbh. #schoollife
My life for coming months: Paris, Austria, Croatia, Ukraine, Poland, Qatar, Jordan, Iran and Thailand. #summermadness
Daily Mail comments on the drowned migrants and victims of human trafficking make me sick. Top commenters saying rescue = encourage
Been smoking and drinking too much recently.. #lifeproblems
Now can completely agree with @piersmorgan. Blackberry > iPhone




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