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Alex Malchuk
Toure is an absolute player #KingYaya
Disappointed with our performance.. We've been completely crap tbh #cfc
Gutted I won't be able to watch Chelsea v Arsenal today
I'm never ever eating spicy food again
Got myself @Spotify premium and artworks aren't working offline.. Think it's high time I switched to @AppleMusic
Arrived at Kohchang Island in Thailand today's afternoon and already been offered sex for a drink 4 times
Absolutely hate Russians.. No, not because of the Ukrainian war but because of their way of behaving. Mind you in fluent in Russian
Good night ma belle ville πŸŒƒ
First and definitely last flight with @qatarairways #shameonqatarairways
Happy Bastille day to all French people
Apparently we're signing Pedro... Don't really want Spanish players anymore #cfc
For the first time in years I'm not flying to Asia with @emirates
Happy 4th of July America! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŒπŸΌοΈ
What a great signing Luiz Adriano is! Well done Rossoneri! #ForzaMilan
Stoke signed Shaqiri? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#transfermadnessess
Jesus... That happened #Cech
Off to the beach β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄
3 terror attack in 3 countries + 27 death on shooting in Tunisia +1 beheaded in France + 25 from a bomb in a mosque in Kuwait = 53. #madness
My next 40 days: Austria, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Ukraine, Qatar, UAE, Thailand. It's gonna be quite good summer I think
As Falcao deal is said to be done, Chamberlain and Pogba next please..#CFC
So ridiculous how pathetic some people are..
Couldn't be happier!! I'll be getting an apartment in Paris matteeeeeeee
That's quite funny how quickly you can forget about somebody. #LifeIsStrange
Gotta feel for Pirlo
3 days till Paris!
As England never wins Eurovision I gotta find another country to vote for #eurovision #england
Less than a week till PARIS!
Saints, spurs, Liverpool can't arse this #gambling
Reckon this shooting in Switzerland has been linked to terrorism #shooting
BREAKING: Ukraine president says almost 7,000 civilians, more than 1,600 soldiers, killed in war in east. #ukraine
19 days till PARIS!
CHAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOONS OF ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would love Konoplyanka at Arsenal #afc
It has to be @oscar8's last season. He's been completely shit this season. #oscarout
Never a foul. Just showed how shit Oscar is. #cfc
Already have butterflies in my stomach #londonderby #ktbffh
Bale, Benzema, Modric all said to be out of tomorrow's game. Interesting... #ucl
Macbeth is just piece of shit tbh. #schoollife
My life for coming months: Paris, Austria, Croatia, Ukraine, Poland, Qatar, Jordan, Iran and Thailand. #summermadness
Daily Mail comments on the drowned migrants and victims of human trafficking make me sick. Top commenters saying rescue = encourage
Been smoking and drinking too much recently.. #lifeproblems
Now can completely agree with @piersmorgan. Blackberry > iPhone

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