'Fake Britain' makes me think I come from Uzbekistan or something
that twitter app for mac is really useless.
If you never thanked God for a smile, Why do you blame him for every tear?
Loving Man Utd this season #MoyesMustStay
Watching Spurs without Bale is like eating sandwich without bread.. @SpursOfficial
So City v Spurs today. Gonna be a nice match
West ham make 2 subs in the first 40 mins.. ohhh maate #CFC
What a legend>>>>Artur Boruc. vine.co/v/hF3Qj9TEPVx
"Let's watch a scary movie," *several hours later* “Mate walk me to the bathroom."
Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I'm in awkward situations.
been playing fifa all day.
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's butt by mistake.
Heavy rain in Dubai 21.11.2013 pic.twitter.com/2LjiuMse8M
YouTube is so addicting. I click on a music video and next thing you know I'm watching how to make ice cream.
Needing toilet when you're in bed is the worst
It's really crazy how much can change in a year.
Etisalat texts you more than your friends, and your parents. 😤
Can't wait till I'm at uni. Life will be completely different.
Imagine 70 year old belieber😂😂😂😅
Tweet me your instagrams?
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie.
Charging your phone for 5 mins before you go out and expecting it to make a massive difference..
Wish Dubai had Wifi on every street like Hong Kong does
Wish world was more nocturnal
That looks amazing, doesn't it?pic.twitter.com/oTQ5EkQTTi
A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing, but too risky
If you can play a good song until it sucks, can you play a bad song until it's great?
You know what's better than 2 steaks for the dinner? 3 steaks 😅
Chinese speaking in posh accent is the funniest thing ever.
YES! YES! YES! Ukraine in the lead!
Come on Ukraine! really want France to drop out! #UkraineFrance
Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest
Hate coming out a warm shower when it's really cold
How can I delete 37K tweets? #help
When you're young you want to be older when you're older you want to be younger
All I ever think about is food.
As much as you complain about your city/ town, you'll miss it when you're gone
Even if I was billionare I'd still illegally download music
Good night everyone 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤😴😴😴😴😴🌌✌️✌️