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 Ooo Notice #DMC
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RETWEET if you know you've replied LOL, LOOOL, LMAO, LMFAO or LWKMD to a chat without you actually laughing.
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Dear girls, Keep forming 'hard to get' until your parents put you on OLX
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No matter how broke a guy is, money for abortion will come out from anywhere when he impregnates a sidechick.
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Set candle light dinner for a Nigerian girl on a dinner date and she thinks you are a ritualist.
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Don't sleep with her if you know you won't marry her. What is the essence of jss1 -sss3 if you know you won't do WAEC?
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I asked you out on a date and you tell me you have a Boyfriend?? Biko is he also Hungry??!
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Your babe is licking ice cream and you're drinking pure water. Please guy, "Are u diabetic"?
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BOY: Hey GIRL: *No reply* BOY: How are you? GIRL: *No reply* BOY: 99453772158931 GIRL: wow which network? BOY: Cartoon Network
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Jega is dat kind of man dat will catch u sleeping with his wife and still wait for you to finish. **sing surulere**
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So Skales was born on April 1st? No wonder his career has been FOOLing him
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PDP is one party that opens umbrella even when its not raining
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It is only a yoruba man that would rather put his head outside the window to shout instead of using his car horn.
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Until the day we have "An Albino " as Nigeria President, nothing can surprise me anymore!
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No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "K"in Knife
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Albinos no dey die?? I've never seen an Albino in an Obituary poster
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Nigerians are just too religious. U ask someone in the elevator "Are u going down?" and they go "God forbid! I am going up in Jesus name"
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S/O to the girls putting "IPHONE 6" now on my mind, when the only apple product they ever used is "Apple hair cream"
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Kissing your girlfriend in public here in Nigeria attracts more attention than robbing a bank in the States.
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Pls you can't b using words like 'duh' 'woeva' 'awwww' when u have thick tribal marks.... Pls! Stick to ur 'yimu' 'onpe' 'yeee' and 'ehn"
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But how can you break up with someone after 11 years? Please if you're tired of the relationship, just die.
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You don't need bikini 2 swim in God's blessings
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You are using MTN and your Boo is using ETISALAT, that is a Long Distance Relationship
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It is only in Nigeria you'll see a notice board say “man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25”
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Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life until you present them with a small penis.
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Comment on your song @Mr_Tizzie .. Your fans are proud of you. One of them said who is @wizkidayo to you!!! pic.twitter.com/eXj1m184Es
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RT Bless you man"@bigajeff: Drive Me Crazy-Tizzie (Directed by Bigajeff): youtu.be/N4-5EVklz1Q via @YouTube @Mr_Tizzie"
BlesseD"@kac_up: Dope "@bigajeff: Drive Me Crazy-Tizzie (Directed by Bigajeff): youtu.be/N4-5EVklz1Q via @YouTube @Mr_Tizzie""
Sooner "@followmeo4: Wow nice wen is the vld droppin "@bigajeff: Drive Me Crazy-Tizzie (Directed by Bigajeff): youtu.be/N4-5EVklz1Q via
"@trainwithme3: RT"@bigajeff: Drive Me Crazy-Tizzie (Directed by Bigajeff): youtu.be/N4-5EVklz1Q via @YouTube @Mr_Tizzie"" I see u
"@hamsy24: @Mr_Tizzie..baddest bro!!..its hamsy_..hypeman3..pls accept my new invite on BBM!!..Blessings_"Done bro
@Mr_Tizzie..baddest bro!!..its hamsy_..hypeman3..pls accept my new invite on BBM!!..Blessings_
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Wow nice wen is the vld droppin "@bigajeff: Drive Me Crazy-Tizzie (Directed by Bigajeff): youtu.be/N4-5EVklz1Q via @YouTube @Mr_Tizzie"
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New Single- Drive Me Crazy by @Mr_Tizzie + video coming soon Dj's pls put it on Repeat. I love d song pls RT naijapals.com/music/drive_me…
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#Np DriveMeCrazy By @Mr_Tizzie Download n listen. Ooo Notizzie is Tizzie Baby naijapals.com/music/drive_me…
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No one will say they know you ontill you are @ the "TOP" then they will be like His my nigga. So you jst have 2 Move on and believe in GOD
Kofo me no send if your papa na Mopo all my frds they say u be Opo, even if they call u Olosho I go still be ur Hero... Lolz if I hear
B***H shey you think I send your Father if your P***y Na jollof you knw I'll rather eat Ofada!!!