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The only good thing about being at the lowest point in your life is that there's no way to go but up
Im sorry 'mouqeet' (if thats even your real name) but your tweets are shit and you clearly are a member of ISIS so stop trying to be funny
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.@AsdaServiceTeam I already wrote "deez nuts" on my note book so what do I do now?
.@AsdaServiceTeam bought this notepad and this is the last thing I expected to find in it
Yoooo I'm crying 😭😭
if bae πŸ’πŸ’‘ got HIV πŸ’‰πŸ₯πŸ˜·πŸ’€ it's bout to turn into HI-WE πŸ‘« cuz we in this together 😍😘
How can u try to hurt a person with no feelings bihhhhhh
People come out of relationships and be like "single life is tough" boy I been single for 18+ years fuck u talking about
Bitch with a dick. Best of both worlds
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Chris brown better drop that emotional album so us niggas got new lyrics to text to our ex's
Could you be more pacific? RT "@NikoWavy: My waves out here looking like the specific ocean πŸ’―"
Wish my girl sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything
Can't wait til my website is active! I'm gonna do live video streaming so every time someone talks shit I can go blast the fuck outta them
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I got a real bad habit of wanting more for ppl than they want for themselves.
You think I'm ugly now you should've seen me in 2009
BITCH YOUR BABY IS DYING RT "@aaliyahsanchezx: just gave my baby its first bath in the sink 😁❀️"
So I let my daughter go to the Drake concert, I thought he was the guy from the Disney Channel. The one who hangs out with Josh.
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Wanted her. Got her. Lost her... You know how it goes..
This has to be the funniest but cutest thing ever πŸ˜‚
Two things I learn from my illness how you can support a player (newcastle fans) and how you leAve a player alone (newcastle owner)
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Niggas drop outta high school & get a job at McDonalds talkin bout "on my grind" lmao okay, GRIND me up a Oreo Mcflurry with yo dumb ass
50 cent got shot 9 times and lived but when I shoot a bitch 1 text she wanna act dead
Only smashed your girl to make you realize you can't trust nobody.. Not even me
If Kanye West Dosent Acknowledge Me Over Twitter And Work With Me On Music, When i see him im going to fuck him in the ass - Lil B
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My friend was cheating on his girl for 2 years...She kissed another guy yesterday, he said "Bro what did I do to deserve this?"
When your best friend gets in a relationship
When you realise you're the ugliest nigga in the squad
Sending a warning to lebron James Kyrie jr smith and iman shumpert yall stealing swag Lil B cooking dance what yall doing #warned - Lil B
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It's a beautiful day to go cheat on your girl today fellas
Can't be honest with chicks or else you come off rude, disrespectful and then they get mad. Best thing to do is just lie obviously
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If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem
Forever thinking myself into bad moods
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I lost my virginity to my baby sitter at 14…
"@LeanandCuisine: I wish I was born in the 30's πŸ˜”" You're black bro no you don'
My girl finna kill both me and Charlie
A real woman gonna hold her man down wit the bills until his mixtape done
Texted my ex "you looked cute today" while she was with her bf so they could fight..... I aint seen the bitch in 3 months lmao.
Bitch I'm average looking
I'm only scared of things that I can't stop from hurting me like thunder the candy man and child support smh

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