Seems like a legit new friend.
Me if I ever met anyone from ISIS.
This tweet is so perfect it's like seeing the face of God.
I've never so wanted to/been so sure I could beat up a graffiti artist.
My dad taught me all I know about feminine ambiguity as a path toward male virility. He would have been 73 today.
Wherein my father is performing proto-kabuki? And you wonder how I became a French clown? He would have been 73 today.
My parents were hipster scum before it was (Un)cool!
Next on Hound Tall, comedians discuss "Can a Woman Be President?" @ucbfranklin
Wed 1/20 $5: franklin.ucbtheatre.com/performance/43…
True Joy.Racist troll on my Facebook says I have "grammar of a 3rd grader" He misspells the word"Knew."Then I find:
Who the is hell whispering that? St. Paul? The Pope during the Spanish Inquisition?
Remodel on my bathroom FINALLY complete.
mad as hell and aint gonna take it no more!
Mother-i-L doesn't have Twitter. She wanted the world to see her bread. Told her I only 28 followers. "That'll do."
Someone help Tiberius! Not sure that's his name no tags. Oaklands finest.
Literally someone left this dog at the show we did tonight.
I'm having the most depressing New Years.
OAKLAND!NYE!Due 2emergency Reggie cant be w/us but @roryscovel
will!!Tix Avail tinyurl.com/zurkh9c
free birds is the only lesson I took with me from ucsb
Fans of "Another Period": here is Peepers' Christmas list.
OMG OMG OMG LIFE GOAL UNLOCKED