There ain't enough مودا فوكنق buttons on my calculator man. I need a button that gives me correlation coefficient, and شت like that.
Perhaps there's a residual memory value attached to the clothing that I wore. And so I continue to wear.
If I sleep now, wake up at 10, that's 7 hours sleep. Okay, deal. Good night.
Where the فوك is that?! RT "@FactHive
: The world's tallest tree is approximately 369 feet high - twice as high as the Statue of Liberty."
If my memory serves me rightly, its the @DeadPoetsTweet
this Friday. But. but. I had watching the @MovieMatilda
on the cards. Now what, eh?
I think everyone prefers @gotocontrol
tonight. But I got yo back G. pic.twitter.com/m1bOMCLvZM
I'm tellin'ya. Shit about to get real. Just ask my neighbour.
Take me back. #Istanbul #Mosque
arrears fastest-growing problem bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
Whoa'. ..(Keanu Reeves voice)
Most people in my position get complex.
: Those fairy cakes your kids baked for Comic Relief bought Joseph Kony a rocket launcher"
hmmm, nice try but afraid not. Think you'll need a few more things anyway.
Pull something unexpected out of the bag. Show these cockroaches what a surprise feels like.
Shit, I just became one with the universe.
I spend 2 hours in bed trying to fall asleep. But to no avail. What a waste of time. I could have been doing something useful with my life.
Looks like the big charities are getting a - what the Asians call - "baysti".
While casually browsing through the 1973 Country Life magazine, I came across this old advert from @HarveyNichols
While casually browsing through a 1973 Country Life magazine, I came across this little gem of a @bmw
520 car review. pic.twitter.com/nMiBQ7fZyo
Live your life through tick-boxes. But use a pencil incase you ever think you've accomplished a dream, too soon.
The thing about the night. It's silence is more melodic than unheard melodies. It's darkness stronger than anything on a palette. My time.
We're all fighters. Battling between us and ourselves. Fighters. We only ever fought to win. Only a fool would choose to lose.
And each time you do, I'm back here. As if freedom only ever came to visit.
But as you sit here and you listen, I'm able to defy gravity. Until you pack your bags and you leave.
A river of words ain't enough to decode the complexity of the suffering mind.
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
I’m deliberating on a spontaneous retreat, embarking on a voyage fit only for those of spiritual crisis.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me.
For how long do I shun this moment, forcefully allowing myself to believe that this is just a moment passing.
And when this is over, I'm switching things.
Give the underprivileged an education of elitist quality, watch them outperform the modern day elite. Streetwise + Educated = Potent Mix.
I've come across some hungry people. Amidst the visibly bad in people there is concealed goodness. The underprivileged are misunderstood.
My heart still beats, and is doing so still, because God wills it to.
While casually flicking through a March 22, 1973 Country Life magazine, I came across this advert selling #hijab
Still there's no place I'd rather be..
not only made history, he also did so in such a way that he made others wish to rewrite their own" - gu.com/p/3y2f5/tw
“ It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn’t. ”
— Martin Van Buren
Body Found in River near to Leeds Train Station Confirmed as Missing Woman Seemberjeet Kaur - westyorkshire.police.uk/news/body-foun…
"In my country we go to prison first and then become President." - Nelson Mandela
We've re-opened Bridgewater Place junction after winds dropped but high-sided vehicle diversion still on till further notice.
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10.
My usual route to the city of Leeds has been closed today. Bridgwater Place has been well known to create a wind tunnel of mad speed.
The wind is showing no mercy this morning. If I could show you. Park your cars away from trees and branches today to avoid being unlucky.
Here is a LIVE feed for you: Fears of gales and coastal flooding bbc.co.uk/news/uk-252277… #MrNice
Brace ya'selves Oh people'a Leeds; I've fallen witness to the raging wind!
+ [ BBC article paying homage to Leeds - bbc.co.uk/news/uk-252202…
I’m convinced that it’s the echoes of silence which kindles resonant reflection.
With the recent & on-going major student developments going on in #Leeds
, what does the future hold for landlords in Hyde Park & Headingley?