I'm absolutely going to text to this to a friend while they tell me a boring story
maybe he's thinking about what's happening on the actual globe?
Golden Globes prep time. Special thanks to my entire glam squad!
a rare image of the elusive Pelican't
This is sight we saw coming off plane. Rapture shit.
United States/Russia relations haven't been this tense since...
trump thinks this is a computer server
About to tape! So nervous. Airs tonight!
yes, I'd say I'm procrastinating.
just imagine how many followers you would have if this is what you looked like.
I would watch Hollyweed Squares.
I'll be here tonight. 👇�Qq
I designed novelty New Year's glasses
every story seems smarter if you make it come from The New Yorker.
was away from my boyfriend for 2 whole weeks and now I can't let go.
I loved this episode so so much
when my doctor asks me if I'm sexually active I'll just show him a picture of my pajamas.
reflecting on some of the critical art I made on my phone this year.
are these the mugshots of everyone who has ever been arrested for clapping off beat at a concert?
This Aimee Mann song is still good even though it's so much sadder now: youtube.com/watch?v=qROQ0X…
this group of idiots is on @midnight
tonight at midnight and I adore them. @reggiewatts @JAdomian
today (airing tonight) with my parents: @JAdomian
TRUMP DEBATES SCIENCE PART 2
I watch sports to get away from him.