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Morgan Murphy
Tonights the deadline to support a great personal documentary being made by @Kulap check it out here igg.me/at/originstory… @originstorydoc
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new balcony chairs arrived. eBay find. shipped em via greyhound bus cuz it was almost 10 times cheaper than UPS. A lot of friends helped'em get to my apartment from New Jersey. Thank ya.
I was a pretty sexy toddler
That's @rachelclind in the middle. She's one of our very awesome writers assistants. Her job is really hard and she's really good at it. 👑
@bethbehrsreal #workpix
huge congrats to @petedavidson! he's hilarious. SNL is 2/2 so far.
Thank u 4 supporting my dream
#MyGirlz #MissAmerica
wish me luck #MissAmerica
@brianparillophotography // @justindustyrocherolle
just found an old flier/lineup. the show that became "comedy death-ray." Memories time! @scottaukerman @picturesoftext @jarrettgrode
nowadays if someone says "the carpet matches the drapes," it probably means they're dating a bald girl.
well that's fuckin adorable
this project runway themed party resulted in @realaimeemann wearing a @tikidoll original and I think it's sort of perfect.
Someone is stealing vegetables from a garden in my mother's over-55 community. Hug your loved ones.
I do the shmoney dance after I finish a hummus tub alone in one sitting.
this is my sports watching seat where I watch sports and such. #GoDucks
so is everyone who's seen Matthew McConaughey's new commercial for the Lincoln Motor Company gonna meet somewhere to discuss? When/where?
single momz put yer handz up
very excited to watch @drunkhistory Tonight! stories by @molls @JennyJohnsonHi5 & @JenKirkman !! Put it on your tv.
it's a shame I only looked good naked during flip phones.
I can only write to live music.
this is @billpetty. he has a kitten named Lewis Hamilton.
Ay yo! @HeatherMcDonald's standup special is on Showtime tonight! pic.twitter.com/sqXAQRzlUA
I'm pretty liberal but I think we should publicly execute anyone who doesn't want to order pancakes for the table at brunch.
Hey, the only show I’ve ever hosted, the @ApprovalMatrix is about to be on Sundance TV. Turn it on please.
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a strongman contest where guys have to cry in front of their friends.
congrats on a great run @chelseahandler. and thanks for giving a lot of funny people a lot of work for a long time.
If I'm ever shot, please gossip about it over champagne #Emmys pic.twitter.com/elcTxpYyBv
will someone at the #Emmys find out if Kristen Wiig has a real lizard on her back?
was there supposed to be a lizard on Kristen Wiig right now? pic.twitter.com/DykTbmIlEw
Have fun at the Emmys. I'm not going anywhere I can't wear these socks to.
I wish someone would challenge me to leave my apartment.
@jamiearentzen & switched jackets. Sorry Boston.