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Morgan Murphy
I want to go on an Alaskan cruise. Anyone been on a great one?
headed to a benefit concert for victims of high wasted shorts.
I like all these shows a lot. Tonight I'm on the last one, @midnight, @ midnight w/@chaddaniels34 & @JayLarsoncomedy
Made a whole rap album with @morgan_murphy. Did not record it. To be fair, we were outside, on a boat.
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the bachelorette is terrific*! *terrible & horrific
Please vote for me tonight on America's Got Talent so I can go to the semi finals. I have a family event that day I'm trying to avoid. #AGT
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what a great weekend full of great shows and great people in the middle of the Caribbean. Thanks @boatpartydotbiz & all involved!
morning view out ma window. somewhere in the Bahamas.
@lenubienne & @jeanniegrigio doin it.
@kylekinane Killin It @ The Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Fest
@wkamaubell wore a shirt to dinner. @kylekinane did not.
On the cruise ship with @gregorybehrendt @toddbarry and @morgan_murphy having four desserts and quadruple salad bars. Still in port.
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@kylekinane & @braunger are in a boat.
@toddbarry just ate some rice
boat people. @greggaestyle & JR
it's happening. #CruiseTime
Next Tuesday I'll be performing at @RadioCity . Took me 20 years to go 10 blocks! @nbcagt #AGT
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I'd lose weight for a roll.
If you live in Los Feliz free comedy starts at Spitz at 830. @barvonblaq & @mattkirshen & me & others will tell jokes.
murdering time with @jamiearentzen