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✨Captain Morgan✨
I almost forgot how much I hate Michigan U turns, now I remember perfectly... 😒
My mom legitimately gets mad at me when I have my dog shake with her left paw because that's not the way humans shake hands.... Tf 😒
11 hour day at work.... Leh go 😳😒
Watch this.. I can't stop laughing 😂😂rWV
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Do not chase people. Work hard and be you. The right people who belong in your life will come and find you and stay. Do your thing.
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Wtf just got carded for buying sparklers from target 😂
The smell of sulfur is in the air 😄
Idk how I feel about the new snapchat update
#BREAKING: Supreme Court makes same-sex marriage legal nationwide in landmark decision
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It's been over a week and I'm still sick... 😒
I went to bed at 6 pm last night and woke up at 9am.... Most sleep I've gotten in years lol
This makes me hate the color yellow even more...
"Everybody's somebody's everything."
Wasn't very impressed with the final episode of oitnb 😒
"don't my nails look like gasoline on the floor...?"
Tomorrows gunna be a day to remember 😁
Tom Higgenson is in line behind me at chipotle with a little boy who's dressed just like him 😍 lol#dadgoalss
The assholes who bought the rally tickets for free and are now selling them for a shit ton of money...
Honestly tho, today is the worst day of my life...
Well there went the rest of my bad luck.... First car accident for me... Awesome
Bad luck comes in 3's, I'm scared for what awaits me the rest of today...
Only 5 in the morning and I already want this day to end. Driving my parents to airport at 4, get a fucking flat tire, now Im late for work.
Already getting pumped for the parade 😁
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So close but yet so far 😳
Now that's what I'm talking about!!!
Will they ever be good at power plays...?
Blackhawks lets fucking goooo!!!!
I don't even know what I'll do if my power goes out for this Blackhawks game 😳

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