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✨Captain Morgan✨
The older woman that come to the pool everyday literally have their own squad.
LMAO WHO DID THIS 😩👏🏻vZNiX
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This older gentleman just rolled up to the pool on a moped wearing a shirt that said "legal rebel" 😂
Currently working and this lady comes up to me and says, "I like your red hair and freckles" ... Yo I don't have red hair!!! Lol
Also wish I was at the t swift concert #sorrynotsorry
Wish I saw chance today 😩
It's starting to look really sketchy again 😳
The rains never ending tonight
"Hitting a softball is easy because girls throw it slower and underhand." -Every guy ever espn.go.com/video/clip?id=…
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Lol you look like a fool 😂
This guy at the batting cage was pissed the very fast cage wasn't working, walks into the fast one, and can't hit one ball... K bye cockyass
if you were having a bad day, just watch this 😊z
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It's called a bad habit for a reason...
I almost forgot how much I hate Michigan U turns, now I remember perfectly... 😒
My mom legitimately gets mad at me when I have my dog shake with her left paw because that's not the way humans shake hands.... Tf 😒
11 hour day at work.... Leh go 😳😒
Watch this.. I can't stop laughing 😂😂rWV
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Do not chase people. Work hard and be you. The right people who belong in your life will come and find you and stay. Do your thing.
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Wtf just got carded for buying sparklers from target 😂
The smell of sulfur is in the air 😄
Idk how I feel about the new snapchat update
#BREAKING: Supreme Court makes same-sex marriage legal nationwide in landmark decision nbcnews.to/1BRXNNn
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It's been over a week and I'm still sick... 😒
I went to bed at 6 pm last night and woke up at 9am.... Most sleep I've gotten in years lol
This makes me hate the color yellow even more...
"Everybody's somebody's everything."
Wasn't very impressed with the final episode of oitnb 😒
"don't my nails look like gasoline on the floor...?"




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