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gh☯st !n the mach!ne
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter, facebook or youtube.
A year ago, I would've never guessed my life would be the way it is now.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
Being polite is so rare these days that it's often confused with flirting.
I hate it when my friends are friends with the people i hate.
You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems.
My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell
Short Horror Story: School tomorrow
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*
it's only monday and i'm already 95% done with this week
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wi-fi...
@MohammedRubait Your Wish has been granted!..pic tomorrow! :P .....BC! i had to bear the embarrassment!..
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I will be using to manage and clean my twitter account
I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush that you like them.
*Every morning* Me: "I really can't stay" Bed: "But baby it's cold outside..."
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too. *DO YOU?*
i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance.