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"@MohammedRubait: Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder. 😄 YASS, That's me. 😂😁
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@MohammedRubait: Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder. 😄” 👊😏
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Trust me, as you get to know me, I just get weirder. 😄
I gave a fuck once, it was terrible 😬
Me at restaurants: Is there Wi-Fi. Me at the mountains: Is there Wi-Fi. Me at family parties: Is there Wi-Fi. Me in hell: Is there Wi-Fi. 😕
If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that shit. 😈
I look either mad or tired all the time 😣
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, I could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash 😋
Well it turns out, 8th graders go out more than I do 😣
The best thing in the world is seeing people smiling because of you. 😇
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you” 😊
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have. True story 😔
So at first we had #swag. Then came along #yolo. Now we have #selfie. Well fuck 😊
There are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds 😕
FOLLOW ME FOR AN INSTANT FOLLOW BACK #RT
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter, facebook or youtube.
A year ago, I would've never guessed my life would be the way it is now.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
Being polite is so rare these days that it's often confused with flirting.
I hate it when my friends are friends with the people i hate.
You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems.
My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell
Short Horror Story: School tomorrow
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*
it's only monday and i'm already 95% done with this week
relationship status: eating
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A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wi-fi...
@MohammedRubait Your Wish has been granted!..pic tomorrow! :P .....BC! i had to bear the embarrassment!..
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I will be using Unfollowers.me to manage and clean my twitter account
I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush that you like them.
*Every morning* Me: "I really can't stay" Bed: "But baby it's cold outside..."
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too. *DO YOU?*
i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish EVERY 🕐hour of sleep.
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, & you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.
You're not stupid...you just have really bad luck when you think.
Sometimes the wrong choices lead you to the right places.
Who else is lying down in bed just scrolling through Twitter just #RT
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.