Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Create your own wall, sign in free!
gh☯st !n the mach!ne
591 followers
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
FOLLOW ME FOR AN INSTANT FOLLOW BACK #RT
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter, facebook or youtube.
A year ago, I would've never guessed my life would be the way it is now.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
Being polite is so rare these days that it's often confused with flirting.
I hate it when my friends are friends with the people i hate.
You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems.
My room is either the temperature of antarctica or the gates of hell
Short Horror Story: School tomorrow
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*
it's only monday and i'm already 95% done with this week
FOLLOW ME FOR AN INSTANT FOLLOW BACK ^_^
A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wi-fi...
@MohammedRubait Your Wish has been granted!..pic tomorrow! :P .....BC! i had to bear the embarrassment!..
Retweeted by gh☯st !n the mach!ne
I will be using Unfollowers.me to manage and clean my twitter account
I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush that you like them.
*Every morning* Me: "I really can't stay" Bed: "But baby it's cold outside..."
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too. *DO YOU?*
i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
When I was a kid, I hated going to bed. Now I cherish EVERY 🕐hour of sleep.
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, & you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.
You're not stupid...you just have really bad luck when you think.
Sometimes the wrong choices lead you to the right places.
Who else is lying down in bed just scrolling through Twitter just #RT
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight 3 am: lol
Twitter...because our parents joined Facebook.
Life is so weird. You go from wanting to be an adult to wishing you were a kid again
Me: I'm gonna study this year. I have to make my parents proud & get better grades Twitter: What did u say? Me: Nothing, I love you baby.
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them.
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% battery left
Surround yourself with people who make you better.
That awkward moment when your parents say they need to talk to you about something.
I texted my mom telling her, "I love you!" All I got back in return was "k".
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me..
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook…
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
BITCH  DON'T  KILL  MY  VIBE.
I didn't lose a follower, a follower lost me