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Here's a tip for future emcees: a female university professor might prefer not being introduced as a "collegemarm".
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it, unless you start with "At the end of the day".
TJ and Dave, w/ special guest Tracy Letts ripped it up good at the Barrow Street tonight.
Ok, it's FREEZING in NY. I believe this is what's known as "cowboy winter".
A lot of fun tonight with Smart, Beau, Cecily & director Michael Mastro in Matt Hoverman's play reading to benefit
openingactnewyork.org Beau Bridges, Jean Smart, Cecily Strong & me, tonight at the Friedman, reading THE GLINT to benefit the worthy Opening Act. 7PM. Be there!
Happy Earth Day, everyone! Somewhere in Texas, Rick Perry is prepping a cake with six thousand candles.
Impolitic to say "liar", so: here's today's prevaricating sack of shit
nydn.us/14IReM3 I always ask the cop when I'm pulled over
"Do you know who I used to be?"
Then we play 20 questions and I usually win
Works every time
ZOMG, everything about this is so frickin' AWESOME!
n.pr/104gof5 #Space I'm glad I don't live in that alternate universe where Mr. Karnofsky didn't give Louis Armstrong that cornet.
It is Elaine May's birthday. Like all goddesses, she is ageless.
Weird how pervasive the idea of "Angry Atheists" is when in every God argument I've ever had, the believer/apologist lost their shit first..
No truth to the rumor that Ron Perlman is prepping a one-man show of My Neighbor Totoro.
Still glowing from Old Hats Thursday night... shoulda mentioned a fourth, less visible genius, director Tina Landau.
OUTLAW PLAY
Scene one:
-I'm Jesse James.
-THE Jesse James?
-Yep.
-Well, I'm Billy the Kid.
-Billy THE kid?
-Yep.
Settle an argument between me and my mom: which hole is the "soul kitchen?"
Turns out it was the alt version of Vic Damone's April in Portugal. Thanks, everybody.
Shazam not working. What's the song with lyrics like "won't get down yeah already mama", sounds like Tom Petty with a speech impediment?
Good on ya, Boston. Take the weekend off. It's 4/20... maybe there's some way we can have a little celebration...
#inhale #exhale No truth to the rumor that David Fincher has postponed any new projects pending the discovery of a third Mara sister.
Oh, and the play is awesome. (Saw it at Oregon Shakespeare last year)
Further details... some old friends and some I've not met, but a thumping good cast, all told.
bit.ly/13ye1JA @MJMcKean Congrats on playing J. Edgar Hoover at
@americanrep this fall. Be sure the dresses are flattering to your figure.
And now, some GOOD Boston news...
nyti.ms/YA60MQ It is, of course, David Shiner (not Shine) who teams with Irwin & McKay in Old Hats.
#imeanwell 3 certifiable geniuses at Signature on 42nd: Bill Irwin, David Shine & Nellie McKay. Completely hilarious & utterly beautiful.
#OldHats A Matter of Life & Death (aka Stairway to Heaven) tonight on TCM. Never? Gotta! Thanks
@CarrieRickey for the heads up.
I thought we were monitoring Jennifer Anniston for a baby bump, but our vigilance now shifts to possible cupping marks.
#breakingnews I mean The Price Is Right is great, but...
huff.to/15iwvh4 Cannavale, Kind, Zien, Rogers, Reeder and company all terrific in The Big Knife.
@MJMcKean So incredibly chuffed you enjoyed our film
#TheSapphires !! :)
Good going, congress. The bright yellow glow emanating from your alleged spine is a beacon in the night.
Just re-read my term paper from my Psychology of Film class, "Moe Howard: What's His Fucking Problem?". SO naive...
Rather than damn his writing with faint praise, I tend to laud it with distinct condemnation.
#NoNamesPlease Rom-com, South Carolina-style!
bit.ly/11pBZm6 The Central Park Five is on most PBS stations tonight.
#recommended OLD MAN: What? You don't know what P.F. Flyers were? Sit down, son, and I'll tell you a tale that won't interest you in the least...
Sartre died on this day in 1980 -- how tragically true his words ring today: "Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
#Boston I just realized the headline "Oracle to face off with Android" wasn't about a Michael Bay film.
I like to eat my sandwich in front of impressionist paintings by a certain 19th century French artist. It just tastes better with Manets.
Brokenhearted dyslexics who are also big chickens run away to join the Foghorn Leghorn.
Have I mentioned how damn funny All in the Timing at the 59E59 Theater is? Pretty damn funny.
Odd typos at Useless Information. It's Tris Speaker, no? "Hall of Earners" has a nice ring to it, though.
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