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Michael McKean
Every year I thank Ian Dury for the perfect b'day thought: "All I want for my birthday is another birthday".
Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes. Now get off my lawn!
Grammy-nominated @MilkCartonKids and @sarahjarosz bring their beautiful collaboration to 92Y tmrw. Are you coming?: bit.ly/1xYOlB9
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Hope you're having a good one, @normmacdonald Peace/Out
Brian Dennehy always looks like he doesn't want you to know he once killed a Cambodian bellhop with a fart.
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@PublicTheaterNY: Be sure to tune in tonight to That Hopey Changey Thing on @ThirteenNY at 10pm #theaterupclose bit.ly/1sE0smF”YES!
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"An idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself…” advicetowriters.com/home/2012/1/24… #amwriting pic.twitter.com/MpYDWyXULj
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Happy birthday to Angela Lansbury, Gunter Grass & Flea. Take that, astrology.
'Mystery Science Theater 3000' Stars Reunite in Paul Feig's Comedy 'Other Space' tv.yahoo.com/blogs/tv-news/… via @YahooTV
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So sorry to hear about Elizabeth Pena, a fine actress and a terrific person. RIP.
Fox News doctor unloads on Obama in unhinged racial rant about Ebola -- just another Keith Ablow job... salon.com/2014/10/15/fox…
Ran into my deeply closeted polygamist friend yesterday. He was with one of his sister-beards.
Reading Tony Bennett's excellent memoir. Turns out he also left his wallet in Barstow. #TheMoreYouKnow
I’ve just read the Wikipedia entry for Manx cat. It’s ok at first, but tails off towards the bottom.
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29 Awesome Behind-The-Scenes Photos From The Sets Of Classic Movies buff.ly/1yQE1zs pic.twitter.com/ijTVp6q9Ys
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Christopher Columbus - the first person to invoke Stand Your Ground on American soil. #HappyColumbusDay
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kash buk: "these were good people. they just got too far out on the limb and then went and sawed it off." bit.ly/1D7iLnP
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Amazing! RT @mccrabb_will: MICHAEL POWELL'S letter to MARTIN SCORSESE, upon reading the script of GOODFELLAS. pic.twitter.com/gMipQLNTyR
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Thanks for all the RTS favs and follows! Keep an eye out. Plenty more to come. #GotMilk pic.twitter.com/9LFXB4TvGx
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@MJMcKean fab Bday so far, thx to you my friend. Miss you dearly, plan to watch old footage of us all day.
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Ugly As Sin Republican Dude Finds N.H. Congresslady Not Hot Enough To Win Re-Election po.st/R1sOhu pic.twitter.com/dIorLAnRT6
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@MJMcKean Thanks for the kind words! It will be on @netflix this Wednesday.
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Boeing Boeing at @UtahShakespeare is brilliant, funny, and you should go see it. Fantastic direction by Christopher Liam Moore.
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Seen Boxtrolls? Beautiful & hilarious.
STEPPENWOLF PRESENTS: "Strained Conversations Between Troy Aikman And The Papa Johns Guy" coming to the Cort Theatre in Fall 2015
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Fox News Sunday lets Karl Rove pontificate on Senate races without disclosing that he's spending millions on them: mm4a.org/ZAfPRM
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Someone at the T. Edison rest stop Starbucks just yelled about a muffin. NOTED: "muffin" yelled in anger is fucking hilarious.
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Attention TV: putting a bearded guy in your sitcom doesn't make him Zach Galifianakis.
I can't believe more kids aren't named Pikachu.
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Is this the same Hozier who used to write songs with Dolland & Dolland?
Good cop bad cop: my partner wants to put your mother in a burning trash can. I want to teach you Final Cut Pro. You make the call.
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There is still a part of me that believes l'll actually watch <insert name of critically acclaimed French film here> someday.
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A great stage artist, but difficult. He's usually at the theater ten minutes early for snit call.
Happy Birthday Petra Haden! @petrahaden Your work with Dave Grohl is amazing! youtube.com/watch?v=TcilXW…
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@thevandykeparks: Ocean Wave technology m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZFM0g…@theharryshearer: you were on this 40years ago...
@Puddinstrip: Dogs, Dokken, & Detention mattoswalt.tumblr.com/post/978599480…” //Hilarious & weirdly moving.
"WHAAAAATTT?" - The first almond to be milked
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I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon.
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