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Michael McKean
actor comedian composer musicians 131,149 followers
Brilliant takedown of AZ's private prison scam by @iamjohnoliver. Must-see scameo by Sen. Jon Kavanagh, R-Geo Group.
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Not that you asked, but spiritually, I'm somewhere between Mark Twain & Alan Watts. Without all the facial hair.
One key difference between sailing and death is that in sailing, you can leave your own wake.
that moment when you realize you're taking a shit on the bus and being wrestled to the floor by some cops and people are screaming
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Anyone know if there's a Quaker meeting house nearby? Asking for a Friend.
Near-perfect song, nearly perfected:
Now I like Bill Hader and Maria Bamford even more than I did. Thanks, NYT
My first arrest. February 27, 1960 in Nashville, TN. I felt free. I felt liberated. I felt like I crossed over. #tbt
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I would not want to be Popeye's nephew Poopeye. Growing up is hard enough.
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There's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
His forehead is so high you can see the northern lights from it. #NoNamesPlease
"Keep your arms and legs inside the analogy at all times." Stephanie Miller @SMShow
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If I were in Chicago right now I would SO see this:
Darby O'Gill and The Little Penis #depressingdisney @midnight
Two things define you: 1) Your patience when you have nothing. 2) Your attitude when you have everything.
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I think the world is going down the drain if we're not very careful.
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What a shame Bing Crosby didn't live to say "There's a brand new Buca di Beppo down the block!".