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MJ Krey
"...But the Senator, while intoxicated, could not explain his nudity..." Name the show #booger
@MSampo: @mjkrey Extemely unlikely. Sorry.” But why?!?
Acne and greasy hair was my teenage birth control. RT @TIME: Teens aren’t using the most effective birth control
Working with @nerdist on scifi news program is a step in the right direction. Why doesn't @Syfy get a @RiffTrax or mst3k project started?
Syfy still has pro wrestling on and they still air those horrible z-grade "movies" (sharknado).
Random thought #2: Syfy could solve all its problems by following through on their promise to return to quality scifi.
That was random thought number one.
McDonalds could solve all of their problems by going back to making hamburgers out of 100% beef again.
Kamelot Returns with "Haven"
Revolution Saints: The Next Great Supergroup
"Wow! New Orleans selected to host NBA All Star Game in 2008!" - Me, forgetting that The Cheap Seats episode I'm watching is a rerun.
The GOP claims that raising the min wage will destroy the economy and make us corps lose advantage yet Walmart and McDonalds went to $10/hr?
The new World's Oldest Person is a 116 year old American! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S...Uh-oh.
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WHAT?!?! RT @hughlaurie: Builders should start going to work in suits with red leather briefcases.
@carolinehooton: @mjkrey 21 again, right? ;)” ugh I hope not! Bald at 21 would be worse than death😜
Well my day is made. Just found out I share a birthday with @BillCorbett ! And it's today! Yay! Happy Birthday, Bill!!!
RT @JohnRossBowie: I just said 'Bowie' to Siri and she printed 'Barry' and now I can no longer tell fact from fiction help please send help
How do you "discover" a prime time television show that's been on air for years between 2 of the most successful animated shows of all time?
RT @Dee_Ann001: Listened to @JonahRaydio and discovered @BobsBurgersFOX. This show is adorable.
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We both speak English but I'll be damned I understand half of Hugh Laurie's tweets.
Gene Simmons Teams Up With WWE in Movie Deal
Until next season, right? UNTIL NEXT SEASON?!? RT @kenjeong: Last day.
What a pretentious article. RT @TIME: Mad Men’s final season will show if Don Draper is Nixon or Reagan
@Leonard_GCC Shut up, Leonard. We know you've done... questionable things.
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No. RT @TIME: See the dress Sophie Hunter wore to marry Benedict Cumberbatch
Damnation Angels Lyric Video and New Album
KISS Slams Pop Acts
Steven Spielberg to Direct 'Ready Player One'
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By replacing schools' comic books with actual textbooks? RT @Newsweek: Did Jeb Bush improve education in Florida?
Incidentally, 'Vague Display of Power' is Pantera's worst album. RT @slashfilm: New 'Fantastic Four' Poster Has a Vague Display of Power.
Get ready Pied Piper is back. @SiliconHBO returns for season two on April 12:! RT for @RealErlich 's sake.
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The worst part of Ted Cruz running for president is that he makes my governor Scott walker look like legitimate candidate.
Joss Whedon states there are more Avengers we have yet to see in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’
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Cereal is milk soup.
"I'm not a repliCANT, I'm a repliCAN!!!!" - Roy Batty, motivational speaker.
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Two Ton Jack- Melodic Rock News | Talon Reunite with Lead Singer for "Fourplay"
Babylon AD Celebrate 25th Anniversary with Live Album
New Thunder EP April 20th
Gee, thanks, Sony and Yahoo, for not making #Community available on my tv's yahoo screen app. Thank god for Chromecast.
File this under "No shit." RT @Newsweek: Bigfoot and yetis probably just big brown bears, ...
Life hack for everyone making pie today. they sell really good ones at the store.
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If @jimmypardo singing “Cool your engines” isn’t in the intro to next season’s @NeverNotFunny , I’m jogging to LA to slap Eliot in the neck.
Reach Out - Cheap Trick - Live Rockpalast 1983
The Poodles Return with "Devil in the Details"
Dropped my glasses in a urinal last night, so wash your hands before making eye contact with me today.
File charges against the Senators who sent a letter to Iran.…
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@mjkrey Mayo's a slut, mate. She'll use you and spend your money. I fell for her charms in Amsterdam and ended up with gut rot.
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