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MJ Krey
Did a bit about moms tonight. A lady screamed, "I'M A MOTHER!", got thrown out, bit the bouncer, and got arrested. 🙏
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Omigawd I hope it's Secret of the Ooze. RT @RiffTrax: What is this?…
SNL Made This For Their 40th Anniversary But Didn't Show It. Hilarious @snl
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Sad for the GOP that Scott Walker decided that being a bigot is a good strategy to get into its presidential graces.…
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Yet I am certain Scott is an asshole. RT @Slate: Wisconsin governor Scott Walker doesn't know if Obama is Christian:
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Sure sign that I have issues: last night a coworker gave me a genuine compliment and my first thought was "Great, Chuck is drunk."
Cracked's "8 Things Some A$$#ole Says in Every Debate About Sexism":… And yes, the comments are pure comedy gold.
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Joss Whedon Blames Edgar Wright for Not Having Ant-Man in "Avengers: Age of Ultron"
Rudy Giuliani, American Soviet
Scott Walker should stop dodging questions and start honestly telling us what the Koch Brothers think.
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RT @WGladstone: I don't think Giuliani is racist because of his Obama comments, I just think he's a shameless garbage person.
That may have been one of the best American sitcom endings ever. And meanest.
Aw shit, they did it again!
Aw shit, they just broke the fourth wall on 2 and a half men. That's my favorite sitcom move.
Love the self referential humor in the two and A half men finale. Also the cameos are cool.
The same neocons who created ISIS by lying our country into war are now attacking @BarackObama for speaking the truth about extremists.
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Someone should "stop and frisk" Rudy's evil racist brain.…
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ATTENTION Mr. @normmacdonald is tweeting the secret origin of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
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The funniest part of the #snl40 intro was when Mylie Cyrus called herself a musician.
Note to politicians: you live in the information age. Blatant lies like this can be debunked with a Google search.…
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Yes yes yes. RT @TIME: The case for Donald Glover as Marvel's new Spider-Man
This is not entirely wrong about the crew of the Serenity.…
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Length of Marvel's Civil War movie increased by 2 hours to make room for Spidey's obligatory origin story.
Sorry. RT @BillCorbett: There's a certain rhetorical device which assumes the reader is BLOWN AWAY by your ...
'Breaking Bat' hilariously inserts Batman into other TV shows
'Zoolander 2' Starts Shooting in Rome This Spring
RT @FrankConniff: Outside the box suggestion: Spider-Man & Captain America don't get along at first, but then they learn to work together.
Squeeee! Hanging with Captain America: Spider-Man swings over to Marvel.
Umm don't all books have covers? RT @TIME: Harper Lee’s new novel now apparently has a cover
Just found out Fifty Shades of Grey is about a well-stocked sunglass hut.
Apple is making a Netflix rival
RT @TelegraphSci: What is this mystery sea creature found in tin of tuna?
Why True Lies 2 never happened
Ryan Reynolds on 'Green Lantern' Struggles: I Didn't Read the Script First
Cosby is Japanese? RT @Newsweek: Japanese man arrested for drugging and raping 100 women while ...
10 Solar System Mysteries That Still Puzzle Our Best Scientists
Giving myself a headache trying to figure out how the last man on Earth would truly know that he was the last man on Earth.
The teddy bear? Hope he knows a good dry cleaner. RT @petersagal: Monica Lewinsky is doing TED.
Because the GOP is promoting anti vaccination lies? RT @TIME: Why measles is the most contagious virus
I think it's neat how Republicans have turned science into a liberal conspiracy.
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FOR THOSE KEEPING SCORE: Risking 100s of children's lives = pro-"choice"; Not wanting to create a child you can't care for = anti-"life"
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What did Pete Carroll say when asked if he wanted to go to Disneyland? "I'll pass. "
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George Lucas is one Werther's hard candy away from chasing kids off his lawn with a garden hose.
If it’s not too much trouble, retweet this 3 times. Each hashtag will get 5¢ for Canadian Mental Health. #BellLetsTaIk
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Idea: The Olsen Twins as the new Blues Brothers.
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Dear Koch brothers, If you have to spend $889 million dollars to advance your ideology, your ideology is wrong.