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I cannot stop watching this ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ธ๏ฟฝโ€ฆ8JA
Who remembers them gold ham's off that game show SuperMarket Sweep?!
Well this certainly woke me up #dfwwx
Shoutout to @DaisySourCream for FINALLY making squeezable sour cream!
Man.... The child they issued that Amber Alert for is named Twinkle Twinkie Twilight ๐Ÿ‘€
The moment you are laying on your puone and get an Amber Alert ๐Ÿ’€G
Our God is not a sweet potato pie!
Sun dog over Dallas #dfwwx
Sun dog over Dallas #dfwwx
Dear @jesus, Thank you for bringing back @MissyElliott. Amen, -Marko
How did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year and he/she hasnt been a women a whole year yet?
I feel sorry for you niggas who aint me shhiiitttt. I got this freak licking on my asshole right now. Just thought I'd share dat with you
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50 so petty, he probably got Vivica's Soul Food nose at his house.
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Why do all dental offices smell the same
Since people hate the word "moist" so much, I make sure to say it at least once a day. #CauseImPetty
s t a r v i n g
It goes down in the DM
The moon, saving our asses. Never Forget.
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Grandma just mad dinner for the champs!!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๏ธ
Enjoying my time home ๐Ÿ˜Ž
This is why I will always Hate Raven Symone!!! She is pure trash this is what she said... #AssaultAtSpringValleyHigh
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#MagicCityClassic is this weekend and I will be there #AAMU!
Sitting in the mall parking lot listening to this game. #WarEagle!!!
Triple OT... Lets go #Auburn
Come on Auburn!
*Excuse my hairy arms* I normally dont buy myself nice jewelry cause I always lose shit. I lost my silver watch a while back at the gym and my friend went above and beyond, under the river and swam thru the forest to replace it with the gold one ๐Ÿ˜ #Thankful cause I wasn't going to replace it anyti
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Lamar Odom damn near killed himself to get Khloe back! #RelationshipGoals ๐Ÿ˜
I love Trap Gospel
1st vacation of the month starts tomorrow ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๏ฟฝ#ByeDallasDallas
THEY WONT SHOW THIS ON THE NEWS! Plz @ any news channel you know. #JusticeforVonte
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@jimmyfallon My little sister had a funeral for her Goldfish Nemo. Their favorite song was 679 by Fetty Wap
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There's nothing like blocking a Falcons punt and returning it for a TD in primetime - #AmiRight @TeamGleason?!
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I took a much needed shoe break but come Dec. 5th, these sh*ts are MINE ๐Ÿ˜ #Retro6 #Maroons

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