They called two different jimmy johns and merged the calls 😂�hk
AJ tweeted BBWs and now bare gym memberships have been cancelled
Amir Khan is defo going to overdose on double apple shisha after this break up
Mental illness is not a joke. Making fun of it, punishing it, cruel comments, spreading rumours... Not fun. Not done. Change. Learn. Inform.
Twitter makes me laugh every single day 😂👏🏼
Feeling like an empowered young woman of colour with a lifetime of accomplishments and happiness ahead👑 #NewProfilePic
Never trust a tweet that starts with "when you"
so i ordered a chair for my room off of amazon and...
I remember I once followed this buff girl on Instagram and liked four of her selfies and she liked a picture of my Nandos meal 😭😭
asleep or wide awake?
Not good in them settings #MatureCheese
Did summer just not fancy it this year or what
"It was probably nothing but it felt like the world." — Morrissey
Some people are the human equivalent of stepping on a lego 🤦🏽♀️
My watch tells me I won't have time for any bullshit today.
French Montana doesn't know who produced his hit 'Unforgettable'. This is ridiculous, producers need more love.
When u find ur ex on tinder anddd 💀😂😂😭 (we're friends so no hard feelinl1n8
i’ve been following certain people on here for like 4/5 years, we’re practically cousins now x
I love girls man. Y’all get happy over the littlest things and it’s so easy to keep y’all happy twitter.com/_mattblair2/st…
I'll never forget when a girl tweeted how she went into an EE store to complain but a buff guy served her and she left with broadband 😂😂😂
Can the weekend hurry up pls
They get mad when you treat them like they treat you
alright sorry, you're never gonna get married
the girls that tweet men are trash are the ones who talk to 57 guys
I have to try and be funny because being attractive isn't exactly an option
Barcelona: What you're doing is illegal. We are reporting you to UEFA and FIFA.
RT IF YOU WANNA BE AT A RAVE WITH HOLOGRAMS 🌌😍zsZ
Man said couple of years, you just turned 20 act your age kmt
so weird thinking that in a couple of years you'll be going to your friend's weddings
she was married to her husband for 32 years when cancer took him away, so her kids got her bear with his laugh 😭�NY
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
need an adventure friend
Summer in 3 pictures
I done it and left no trace, that's why they think I do juju 💥
RISE AND SHINE, BITCH IT'S ASS EATIN' TIME. WAKE UP AND GET READY TO KNAW ON THEM CHEEKS
Don't worry once they missed the letter 'r' out of my name, wasn't happy twitter.com/itskapoow/stat…
just relax, stop searching. naturally let it gravitate towards you as you continue to do exactly what you love to do.
£200million for someone to kick a ball around?? Imagine how many lives would change if this amount of money was given to those who need it.
Everyday twitter lets me know I'm not alone in this world. twitter.com/alltheangelssa…