When you're moving, why the hell wouldn't you just write "Fragile" on every single box?
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I finally found the nectar of the gods in Low Angeles.
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Packing everything you own into boxes makes you realize how worthless most everything you own really is.
"Don't...don't...don't you forget about me." at your 80s themed birthday party.
As far as copy paper goes, this kind is 0.01% my new jam.
I hate when I accidently use my invigorating facial soap in the evening instead of calming soap and my face stays awake all fucking night.
I needed a good #endoftheworld
laugh so rewatched @SuperZeroMovie
- Perfect for the case of #themondays #Zombies
I wonder how much pizza delivery sales spike on 4/20?
Tell me your story 24 times a second.
Hoping all the witty banter and honest male comradely I saw in the new Barbershop film will be waiting for me at my next trip to Supercuts.
Shot in a cemetery the whole day and now I'm dead tired. Coincidence?
Creepy shoot at dawn.
My phone just auto-corrected "Hell ya I'll be there for sure tonight" to :Hell ya I'll be the for Suge Knight"
This is a stick up!
Just found out my neighbor does work as a "paranormal investigator". Think now I'd feel less weirded out by him if he was an actual ghost.
If you try and follow your dreams no matter where they go, then you are bound to get lost at points along the way.
Still pissed over #TWDFinale
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So what the hell is the purpose of decaffeinated coffee?
We're only happy when it rains.
Know what's easier and way less fucked up than shooting fish in a barrel? Just dumping the water out of the barrel and leaving the fish in.
For me the ability to be creative on command and under pressure is one of the hardest skills to develop and maintain as a writer.
I really really need to find a hobby that isn't my career because I just realized I don't have one.
Since the TMNT's live in the sewers, I bet all of them literally smell like complete shit.
I'm not into 'people watching' as much as I'm into watching people, 'people watching' other people.
Beer bash at the beach.
Walking into Trader Joe's past everyone asking you for help with their causes is like walking through a gauntlet of guilt.
Total piece of sit.
I think @realDonaldTrump
could pick Bill Cosby as his running mate and nobody's opinion of his candidacy would change on either side.
Sometime you need things in life to happen faster than the speed of life itself.
Stay gold PonyBoy.
Holy shit I think I'm driving behind @realDonaldTrump
Our last Easter Sunday @SuperZeroMovie
...And my hopes and dreams are officially destroyed
Stay strong it's not over
Slow and steady wins the race. #Jayhawks
About to watch this game and representin'. Let's go Jayhawks.
Nice job Jayhawks. One thing in my life still has hope
All the bar food staples for your March Madness needs
I wish I could be this chill
Freelance writing today in an office that has 3 dogs. I've already been bitten by 2 of them in separate incidents. So that's been awesome.
The barista at Starbucks today asked me if I was @GaelGarciaB
I obviously said yes hoping to get free coffee. I did not get free coffee.
This was my favorite thing from the @SuperZeroMovie
Happy St. Patrick's Day from the O'pocalypse!
Sitting in endless bumper-to-bumper traffic while blasting Highway to the Danger Zone is the most fun I've had all day.
I just added valedictorian from Trump University to my resume.